Bogus Dave
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« on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:09:52 » |
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What is gwanin TEF. My first actual proper soberish late night thread woo!! Hows everyones day been and junk
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yeo
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:16:39 » |
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Well Dave how nice of you to ask,ive had a terrible day.locked myself out,broke the guttering getting on the roof to break a window to get in.Got a Puncture and dropped my tea.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:17:17 » |
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Oh no  why did you not break a window on one of the lower floors? |
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:19:13 » |
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I had our cricket social last night, army theme, had to commando crawl from pub to pub... woke up this morning with a screaming headache and no skin on my elbows or knees so stayed in tonight.
We've had an epic Pro Evo battle with the flat next door. Needless to say we pissed it.
Oevil you should be more careful.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:22:48 » |
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Oh no why did you not break a window on one of the lower floors? I figured the smaller the window the cheaper it would be to replace and only my upstairs windows fully open  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:26:38 » |
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Ah i see. wise move. Dave - socials are ace  |
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:30:15 » |
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Initiations next week.
It can't be any worse than naked running, snorting tequila, downing pints of sea water and mushed up cream crackers, or feeling someone's bum in the local gay pub, "grenades" on a floor covered in piss... but apparently it is.
I can't wait!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 13:32:18 » |
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Initiations next week.
It can't be any worse than naked running, snorting tequila, downing pints of sea water and mushed up cream crackers, or feeling someone's bum in the local gay pub, "grenades" on a floor covered in piss... but apparently it is.
I can't wait!
Why the fuck anyone would want to do that is beyond me. Still, if that's what you like, have fun. |
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I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 13:47:19 » |
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Uni sports teams what joy. Once, I was stood minding my own business and enjoying my pint whilst waiting for my mate to get served over at the bar. Apparently I must have accidentally stumbled amongst a group of rugby (or possibly cricket, or hocky) players, because one such bright eyed, scarf wearing, gap year bead donning young lad was clearly trying to get my attention.
"Ho ho!" he exclaimed in a cheery public school voice "It's passed half past, you should be drinking with your left hand". His cheeky smile betrayed a misplaced pride in his nonsensical observation, and there was only one course of action left open to me.
I head-butted the cunt and kicked his fucking teeth out.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 13:48:43 » |
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I head-butted the cunt and kicked his fucking teeth out.
Good work |
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 13:50:01 » |
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I really would love for that to be, from start to finish, a true story
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 14:05:40 » |
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and me.
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