Even though Kingswood are no longer sponsors

[axs]

no, it's a van.

[pauld]

no, it's a van.

You must find autumn terrifying - all those vans falling out of the sky  

[axs]

They fall out of trees Paul, you're thinking of rain, not leaves.

[pauld]

My mistake. Although I've erred on the side of caution - I'd rather get run over by rain than a leaf

[axs]

good thinking. saved yourself a nasty leaf-graze there.

[pauld]

That's all well and good but where the hell am I going to find an umbrella that will stop a van?

[axs]

Get a stealth umb-er-ella and then you won't be on their radar.


http://www.firebox.com/product/1989

[Samdy Gray]

Ella.. ella.. ella..

[axs]

eh eh eh