The Royal Wedding

[magicroundabout]

The Royal Wedding
 
On the day of the wedding, Camilla was getting dressed, surrounded by
all Her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any
shoes. Panic! Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white
shoes
from her Wedding so she lent them to Camilla for the day.
 
Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities
were over her feet were agony. When she and Charles withdrew to their
room the only thing she could think Of was getting her shoes off. The
rest
of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard
roughly
what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled
scream.
 
Eventually they heard Charles say 'God, that was tight.' 'There,'
whispered The Queen. 'I told you with a face like that she had to be a
virgin!.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say. 'Right. Now for the
other
one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Charles said
'My
God.

That was even tighter!".
 
'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor!"

[magicroundabout]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an
18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
         

What do you think about that?"


The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have
an
elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when
he
was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella
instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting
beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,'bang, bang' and the
beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"


The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[Titch]

Good stuff!  

[janaage]

Second one, good.       First one shit    No offence.

[STFC_Chris]

http://eclectech.co.uk/camillaqueen.php

Had this stuck in my head all afternoon