Situations

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

your missus knows your a slut take her to rouge and start the way you mean to carry on. Vickie's family think i am quite and shy cos i didn't say anything when i first met them. So i think it is always best to just be yourself from the start otherwise you end up in the shit when your ture colours shine thourgh.

[Simon Pieman]

What would be classic is if the stripper was her sister

[Mexicano Rojo]

or her mum.