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« Reply #15 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:23:34 »

what do you call a lesbian pakistani?
mingeater.

whats worse then leaving your  kids with michael jackson?
letting the mccanns take them on holiday.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:25:26 »

what do you call a lesbian pakistani?
mingeater.

whats worse then leaving your  kids with michael jackson?
letting the mccanns take them on holiday.
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:26:18 »

i went shopping for a pair of those camouflage trousers yesterday,
but couldnt see any  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:26:38 »

what do you call an ugly korean?


yoo-ming ha !!!!!!!!








im here all week
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:32:10 »

Baby seal walks into a club...
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 00:15:38 »

Quote from: "Sussex"
Baby seal walks into a club...


  That made i chuckle.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 00:27:13 »

Barry chuckle?
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:19:00 »

Quote from: "Si Pie"
Barry chuckle?


Paul.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:26:16 »

two bears in an airing cupboard
which ones in the army?


the one on the tank
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:30:12 »

How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

The Hot Dogs taste like shit.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:33:08 »

Bloke walks into a Butchers:

Bloke: Where's your assistant?
Butcher: I had to sack him.
Bloke: Why?
Butcher: Because he was sticking his dick in the Bacon slicer.
Bloke: What?
Butcher: Because he was sticking his dick in the Bacon slicer.
Bloke: Shit, what happened to the Bacon slicer?
Butcher:




I sacked her n'all.


BOOM BOOM
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:59:35 »

There's this scouser with a job...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 13:37:19 »

What do you call a scouser in a suit?


The defendent
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 14:00:23 »

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

Guilty.

(that's the one I remember)
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