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« Reply #15 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:23:34 » |
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what do you call a lesbian pakistani?
mingeater.
whats worse then leaving your kids with michael jackson?
letting the mccanns take them on holiday.
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otanswell
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:25:26 » |
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what do you call a lesbian pakistani?
mingeater.
whats worse then leaving your kids with michael jackson?
letting the mccanns take them on holiday.
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:26:18 » |
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i went shopping for a pair of those camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldnt see any  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:26:38 » |
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what do you call an ugly korean?
yoo-ming ha !!!!!!!!
im here all week
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:32:10 » |
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Baby seal walks into a club...
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 00:15:38 » |
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Baby seal walks into a club...  That made i chuckle. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 00:27:13 » |
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Barry chuckle?
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tans
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:19:00 » |
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:26:16 » |
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two bears in an airing cupboard
which ones in the army?
the one on the tank
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:30:12 » |
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How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
The Hot Dogs taste like shit.
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English By Birth. Mancunian By The Grace Of My dad's spunk.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:33:08 » |
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Bloke walks into a Butchers:
Bloke: Where's your assistant?
Butcher: I had to sack him.
Bloke: Why?
Butcher: Because he was sticking his dick in the Bacon slicer.
Bloke: What?
Butcher: Because he was sticking his dick in the Bacon slicer.
Bloke: Shit, what happened to the Bacon slicer?
Butcher:
I sacked her n'all.
BOOM BOOM
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:59:35 » |
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There's this scouser with a job...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 13:37:19 » |
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What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The defendent
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janaage
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 14:00:23 » |
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What do you call a scouser in a suit?
Guilty.
(that's the one I remember)
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