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Gazza's Fat Mate

« on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:29:17 »

Help me out people my missus has gone away for the weekend and has left me in charge of the cat. Well a minute ago I was happy as lary having a wank (thanks my free paysite) to some filthy teen porn. When my cat started going mental in the kitchen I went a found it with it's paw caught on a rusty nail stinking out of one the kitctchen cupdoard (the bottem bit where it meats the floor) I tired to free the cat but it just went more mental and tired to eat me so i got a towel a freed the cat that way.

What should I do now? there doesn't seem to be a cut or anything missing? should I take it to the vet? The cat seems fine it's chasing a sweetie wrapper at the mo.

Advice greatly appricated
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:31:48 »

dude, call a vet. thats my advice.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:31:50 »

mate first of all    second of all Vickie lest you to look after yourself let alone a cat  

Now being serius if its happy and running around it will be fine.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:36:19 »

You don't get things like tetanus from rust, it's the deep wound that gets infected...

If there's no major bleeding it's probably ok.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:38:22 »

If the nail got caught between the pads on the paw, could have penetrated the skin, probably best to get it checked out.

And your bollocks will probably be saying hello to the nail if your missus comes back to find you've broken the cat!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:40:11 »

And I thought girls liked getting stuff put in their pussy.


Yeah I know it was a lame joke, but couldn't resist
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Gazza's Fat Mate

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:43:48 »

Quote from: "Si Pie"
And I thought girls liked getting stuff put in their pussy.


Yeah I know it was a lame joke, but couldn't resist


i always thought pussy's liked getting nailed
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:45:22 »

Quote from: "Si Pie"
And I thought girls liked getting stuff put in their pussy.


Yeah I know it was a lame joke, but couldn't resist

I thought pussys loved to be nailed.
Even worse than Si's
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:46:22 »

Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
Quote from: "Si Pie"
And I thought girls liked getting stuff put in their pussy.


Yeah I know it was a lame joke, but couldn't resist


i always thought pussy's liked getting nailed

Cunt  Cheesy
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Gazza's Fat Mate

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:47:27 »

on a serious note i have looked at the cat (the shitbag scratched the fuck out of me but i can't see any blood or holes so it seem okay the missus is back on saturday she can take it to the vet then
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:47:32 »

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24653&highlight=
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:04:38 »

Give it some asprin.

[note: don't, however much I want to be responsible for the death of a cat I don't really want to take it.]
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:06:12 »

Do not give a cat anything unless you want it to be like bo
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