Do you think

[Northern Red]

At a standard home match, what sort of time do the players arrive, and do they sign autographs as they are going in?

Do they appear after the match or go straight to the pub/club/strippers?

[magic8ball]

I want my T-shirt signed by flammableBen on Sunday.

Do you think he will do it?

Probably, for a beer.

Hmmmm.

Not sure.

I think he may just demand many more than one.

He'd probably drink the beer and not sign it and then go Mwahahahahaaaa.

[TalkTalk]

I want my T-shirt signed by flammableBen on Sunday.

Do you think he will do it?

Probably, for a beer.

Hmmmm.

Not sure.

I think he may just demand many more than one.

He'd probably drink the beer and not sign it and then go Mwahahahahaaaa.

At a standard home match, what sort of time does Ben arrive at the pub, and does he sign autographs as he goes in?

Do he appear after the match or go straight to the pub/club/strippers?

[flammableBen]

flammableBen doesn't know what time he will arrive in the pub and never remembers what time he leaves. He will of course sign autographs in return for beer.

[Batch]

I think you are like Samson. YOu used to be able to out drink Oliver Reed and George Best if they were still with us. But now you have lost your hair you'll be under the table after half a babysham.

[Matchworn Shirts]

I think they have done it before, for peoples birthdays. But now that they do sale stuff on that auction site they may not do it.

If you wanted it done it is worth a go.

[flammableBen]

I found a bag of my hair. Any bids? It was pretty clean when it got amputated.

[Simon Pieman]

Where did you find it?

[flammableBen]

On my stairs. I hadn't really been looking.