jersey

[mexico red]

im in st helier. wifi in hotel. lying in bed watching french childrens tv.
french children are ugly even i wouldnt.

[Give us an S]

And smelly

[herthab]

But you'd have done the one that sang 'Joe La Taxi' though, wouldn't you?

 

[Barry Scott]

Got a mate in Jersey, it's great if you fancy some woman. You'd have to be truly uninterested to not pull.

Forgotten the name of the club we were in, but because i wasn't from Jersey, people know that and come up to have a chat. Nice easy women.  

[pumbaa]

I thought they were all cows  :?

[Peter Venkman]

I thought they were all cows  :?

no...cowes is the isle of wigit  

[pumbaa]

I thought they were all cows  :?

no...cowes is the isle of wigit  

That would have been funny if you'd spelt it correctly. As it is, it isn't  

I think I don't know what I'm on about  :roll:

[millom red]

But you'd have done the one that sang 'Joe La Taxi' though, wouldn't you?

 :D

Hairy pits? :shock:

[herthab]

But you'd have done the one that sang 'Joe La Taxi' though, wouldn't you?

 

Hairy pits? :shock:

Vanessa Paradis? Hairy pits?

I don't think so! Are you confusing her with the kraut bint Nena?

No there was some luxuriant growth