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« on: Sunday, June 17, 2007, 20:04:10 » |
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Anyone ever been on the Saturday and watched the comedy show?!
Maybe a bit close to the mark but two lines to these women:-
'Fuck me love you're ugly. You must have to get the vibrator pissed'
Comedian: 'Have you got children?
Women: Yes
C: How many?
Women: 2
C: twins?
Women: No, 3 years in between
C: Fuck off have you been shagged twice, I am not having that, he must of wanked and thrown it at you
Was the funniest two hours I have ever had....
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 11:59:56 » |
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Fuck that the funniest thing in Blackpool is a fat lump of a cunt! even funiest thing is that i nicked is g/f ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 12:17:40 » |
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and no one will know what your on about
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 12:27:32 » |
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I have some great tales from weekends in Blackpool. I have a cracking one about stfctownenda that i will tell you later bushey but wont post that up here.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 15:57:50 » |
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Anyone ever been on the Saturday and watched the comedy show?!
Maybe a bit close to the mark but two lines to these women:-
'Fuck me love you're ugly. You must have to get the vibrator pissed'
Comedian: 'Have you got children?
Women: Yes
C: How many?
Women: 2
C: twins?
Women: No, 3 years in between
C: Fuck off have you been shagged twice, I am not having that, he must of wanked and thrown it at you
Was the funniest two hours I have ever had.... Bit to subtle for me I'm afraid :? |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 16:32:58 » |
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I've never been to Blackpool.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 16:33:56 » |
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I've never been to Blackpool. You've not missed much :? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:22:36 » |
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:? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:36:12 » |
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its a shithole but a luagh if going with the right people
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Lumps
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:15:54 » |
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Is Gazza's fat mate foreign or does he have some sort of special needs. He doesn't seem to have any idea of what constitutes a sentence. Every time I read one of his posts it seems to peter off into gibberish.
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:29:03 » |
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Ha, bit harsh! He is a good lad however in his work he has to sneak onto the net and sneak a post.
He actually has a good job which involves using people to type his letters and summonds, I think due to the use of his dictaphone he has lost teh ability to write, and that lumps is coming from me!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:55:58 » |
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I used to use my dictaphone, but I got in trouble at work
Chortle.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:56:15 » |
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I can imagine Blackpool being a laugh if you go for a few nights with a group of mates. Other than that its crap. Really. Crap.
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