Just a thought...............

[janaage]

That's fucking out of order Sam.

[Samdy Gray]

What is?

[janaage]

Only kidding, good letter mate.

Just with all those "fuck off you cunt" mails to SSW, I thought I'd have a go at your polite version.

[Samdy Gray]

Oh, you had me going for a minute there  

[genf_stfc]

oh, and the first sentense needs an extra 'to' or something in there...

[spacey]

I've sent this. Feel free to use it.....

                                                                        Mr J Spacey
                                                                        Eric Bristow House
                                                                        14 Benny Hill
                                                                        Cirencester
                                                                        Gloucestershire

Hi Seton,

Firstly let me thank you for the tobacco that you have provided over the years. I have been a smoker for over half my life, and the pleasure you have given me and the people around me is much appreciated. I have to say though that in comparison to other drugs I have tried it's pretty shit really. I mean acid is fucking crazy! I've seen clouds explode and loads of mad shit. Once I was watching a film called Head starring The Monkees, There's this bit in it where Davy Jones is dancing in a tuxedo that keeps changing colours in a sort of strobe effect. I swear that I left my body for a few seconds. All cigarettes do is make my heart beat faster and take the craving away. I tried watching Head just smoking fags and it was shit.

Anyway, isn't it about time you did the decent thing and walk away with some kind of credibilty intact? We all make stupid mistakes, I mean look at Kinky Tom's haircut! Ralphy paid for Adaware for fucks sake! I don't know if Mike Diamandis has some kind of hold over you? Maybe he's got some dodgy photos of you dressed in a skirt and blouse or something. Don't worry about it, like I say we all make stupid mistakes, no-one will think any the worse of you.

Regards
Spacey


 

[tans]

top dollar  

[stfctownenda]

I've sent this. Feel free to use it.....

                                                                        Mr J Spacey
                                                                        Eric Bristow House
                                                                        14 Benny Hill
                                                                        Cirencester
                                                                        Gloucestershire

Hi Seton,

Firstly let me thank you for the tobacco that you have provided over the years. I have been a smoker for over half my life, and the pleasure you have given me and the people around me is much appreciated. I have to say though that in comparison to other drugs I have tried it's pretty shit really. I mean acid is fucking crazy! I've seen clouds explode and loads of mad shit. Once I was watching a film called Head starring The Monkees, There's this bit in it where Davy Jones is dancing in a tuxedo that keeps changing colours in a sort of strobe effect. I swear that I left my body for a few seconds. All cigarettes do is make my heart beat faster and take the craving away. I tried watching Head just smoking fags and it was shit.

Anyway, isn't it about time you did the decent thing and walk away with some kind of credibilty intact? We all make stupid mistakes, I mean look at Kinky Tom's haircut! Ralphy paid for Adaware for fucks sake! I don't know if Mike Diamandis has some kind of hold over you? Maybe he's got some dodgy photos of you dressed in a skirt and blouse or something. Don't worry about it, like I say we all make stupid mistakes, no-one will think any the worse of you.

Regards
Spacey


 

  This definitely has to be the template.

[Power to people]

I've written this if anyone else wants to use it:

Dear Sir Seton Wills,

As a supporter of Swindon Town Football Club, I’m writing to appeal to you resolve the ongoing matter of the Fans Consortium takeover bid and the stalling of the NDA.

I have the utmost admiration and respect for you and your son, James, for the way you have kept the club going for the past countless number of years. I’m extremely grateful for all the effort and money you have put into the club, but I believe now is the time for you to step aside and let Bill Power take the club forwards.

You have admitted yourself  that you don’t have the funds to continue to support the club, whereas Bill has made it clear he has both the money and determination to make Swindon Town a successful football club and business.

I urge you, from one supporter to another, to do what is right for the football club and gracefully accept that Bill’s £1.2 million was indeed a loan so that the NDA can be signed as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely

Sam Binstead

Should that not be addressed to Mr Mike Diamandis C/O Dunwoody Sports Marketing , Newbury, Berks as I'm sure he will be asked to translate anyway.