A mans wife dies in Isreal whilst on holiday. The officials say 'we can bury your wife here for £150 or we can prepare and fly the body home for £15,000'.
The husband says 'I want her flown home please'. The official replies 'why pay all that money when you can have a good funeral here in Isreal for £150'. The husband replies, '2000 years ago a man died in this country and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take the fucking chance'
