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Mark Hanrahan

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« on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 19:55:46 »

My friends at Nestle, Masterfoods and Cadburys have been excelling themselves of late in their attempts to give me a heart attack and send me packing to an early grave. I thought it about time I dug up this old chesnut...

1) Aero Bites - far superior to the bar version. This year's best newcomer.
2) Whole Nut - Ultimate chocolate. A good 'session bar' and seasoned veteran.
3) Cadbury's Creme Egg - I can do 15 of these on the bounce. Far to easy on the tastebuds. Even better now they stop doing them outside of the Easter period... well, sort of.
4) Ferrero Roche - Nutella covered in more nuts and chocolate... genius!!
5) Paines Chocolate Brazils - Once ate three boxes of these puppies in one sitting. Christ only knows what that did to my guts!
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 19:57:02 »

A classic Hanrahan top 5 Cool
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 19:58:50 »

Ye Gods!

I can't wait to find out what everyone's favourite chocolate bar is.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:02:59 »

Mock if you will, but I will argue with anyone that Chocolate is better than beer. FACT
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:09:41 »

How about we do Top 5 punch destinations?

1. Throat
2. Kidneys
3. Stomach
4. Rib cage
5. Your parents

Chocolate better than beer?! I've never heard anything so womanly.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:10:29 »

I'll have a bit of that banter...
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:44:29 »

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5) Paines Chocolate Brazils - Once ate three boxes of these puppies in one sitting. Christ only knows what that did to my guts!


 The chocolate brazil nut is a tasty morsel......so much easier to eat than when you'e got to crack them open yourself....fuck knows how parrots do it.
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sonic youth

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:45:57 »

Lion
Crunchie
Fruit & Nut
Chunky Kit-Kat
Mars
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:10:36 »

1. Nose
2. Cheekbone
3. Chin
4. Spleen
5. Kidneys


I only like drifters.  Maybe a raisen and nut yorkie.
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lebowski

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:40:24 »

a punch to the chuff is surely everyone's number one?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:44:50 »

Quote from: "Mark Hanrahan"
Mock if you will, but I will argue with anyone that Chocolate is better than beer. FACT


That's what my Mrs says too Wink

Anywho:

1. Lindt Lindor red ones
2. Lindt 85% coco
3. Mon Cheri
4. Mint Aero
5. Fruit n Nut/Yorkie/Galaxy/...
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:59:36 »

Gullet
Nose
Kidneys
Gut
Mouth

I've gone right off chocolate the past year in fact anything sweet at all doesn't appeal except a nice slice of carrot cake.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 22:04:13 »

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a punch to the chuff is surely everyone's number one?


I like to punch people in the cunt.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 23:05:39 »

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Quote from: "lebowski"
a punch to the chuff is surely everyone's number one?


I like to punch people in the cunt.


Me too
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, April 5, 2007, 09:52:11 »

Its called fisting,ive got some nice videos if any one is interested
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