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BB12

« on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:30:48 »

After playing football last week I noticed my big toenail hurt a lot and it's now gone black.

Anyone ever lost one ? Am I supposed to let it drop off or do I take the pliers to it ? How long will it take to grow back ?

Any advice appreciated. Except Yeovil. Oh and DMR.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:31:26 »

Do not feed the animals.
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Scot Munroe

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:33:20 »

i lost the whole of the nail on my big toe playing cricket. It took about two months to grow back.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:33:21 »

Cool I have much advice to give about toe nails so you have missed out sonny Jim
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:42:08 »

I had a black toe nail once, it was black for ages, and I did nothing, until I decided to start picking at it out of sheer boredom, and it started to break off like a smarties shell. There was another nail growing underneath.  Cool

So my advice, is leave it a few weeks, start picking at it and voila
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BB12

« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:42:51 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Cool I have much advice to give about toe nails so you have missed out sonny Jim


I take it back. I take it all back.

(But no kissing)
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 21:58:19 »

I can bite my toenails.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 22:01:46 »

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I can bite my toenails.

Would you like to bite my toenails?
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 22:02:31 »

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I can bite my toenails.

 Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 22:03:25 »

Yes ok. I prefer the gurt big toed ones though,they're tastier. Just saves buying a pair of nails scissors.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 22:08:15 »

What do Genetic Use Restriction Technologies have to do with your toes?
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 22:10:26 »

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After playing football last week I noticed my big toenail hurt a lot and it's now gone black.

Anyone ever lost one ? Am I supposed to let it drop off or do I take the pliers to it ? How long will it take to grow back ?

Any advice appreciated. Except Yeovil. Oh and DMR.

Think you're supposed to leave them. I had a brick dropped on one of mine when I was 5 or 6, A&E said to leave it. It came off in a swimming pool several weeks later, I've always wondered where it ended up...I hope somebody swallowed it. Cheesy
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BB12

« Reply #12 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 23:10:33 »

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  I've always wondered where it ended up...I hope somebody swallowed it. Cheesy


I always wondered who that toenail belonged to.
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