Job Vacancy for a Swindon Fan

[robjones]

Hi Guys

I work for a Sports Information Company and we are looking for a Swindon Fan to attend all the home games and provide us with a basic commentary

We supply the Bookmaking Industry with information and commentaries

The pay per game is £60

If you are interested or want further details please send me a Private Message

Thanks
Rob

[fatbury]

got to be a joke hasnt it? anyone applied?

[STFC_Gazza]

I think your just checking to see if its a joke so u can apply  

[fatbury]

well I have a season ticket so Ill be there anyway - but £60 just for providing a commentary seems pretty high to me

[Panda Paws]

well I have a season ticket so Ill be there anyway - but £60 just for providing a commentary seems pretty high to me

I asked about it just to see what it was. Seemed a bit weird to me ... apparently you have to be on a phone for 90 minutes and they said to "find a quiet part of the ground" ... so, are they saying you wouldn't be allowed in the press box then? Not got accreditation perhaps? Seemed dodgy, but I'm will to be proven wrong.

Besides, 90 minutes on a mobile phone ... could we sue them for the tumours after a few years of doing this?

[pauld]

Seemed a bit weird to me ... apparently you have to be on a phone for 90 minutes and they said to "find a quiet part of the ground" ...

Should work well at Walsall, then - you'd be hard pushed to find a part of the ground that isn't quiet in the home section!

[juddie]

I've seen people do that before - well wierd. Normally get a press box space though... easy money

[Panda Paws]

Seemed a bit weird to me ... apparently you have to be on a phone for 90 minutes and they said to "find a quiet part of the ground" ...

Should work well at Walsall, then - you'd be hard pushed to find a part of the ground that isn't quiet in the home section!

The Bescot Library.

[Panda Paws]

I've seen people do that before - well wierd. Normally get a press box space though... easy money

The email said you'd have to say stuff like "danger Swindon" or "saved" etc.

They'd get a colourful version from me.

"Clear it you fuckers" and "what the fuck was that?"

Or my usual favourite

"You fucking cunt ... GET RID OF IT"

[millom red]

That would be me as well Chris K


Millom

[robjones]

HI Guys

Surely somebody is interested in giving this a go?

[jayohaitchenn]

I personally don't go to football to stand in a quiet place and talk on a mobile. If I wanted a nice calm sterile footie experience I's support Chelsea and watch all their games on TV