Dear All,
An update on Birdy, Sister Birdy to you.
I have been bathed in holy water by 6 monks and my spirit is now pure. I have been cleansed of men for eternity and now I am married to god. I must remain one of his holy virgins or I will be whipped and locked in a cold dark room. I have only been flogged once for making eyes at the monk, who reminded me of Piemonte. I have flower arranging and knitting classes tomorrow followed by my bible reading session with Father O Driscoll.
Good night, god bless. Amen
At least you have taste.
That was my brother Monkmonte. Hes a right christian cunt. I've tried converting him to the teachings of allah like me but he wouldnt listen so I declared a jihad on him the fucking infadel
