The Worlds Greatest Heckles

[SwindonTartanArmy]

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
 
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.
 
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
 

A voice from near the front pierces the silence;
"Well, stop fucking doing it then!"

[mr ian]

that was funny

[Barry Scott]

Bono is a cunt. Which makes that heckle all the funnier

[STFCDude]

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
 
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.
 
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
 

A voice from near the front pierces the silence;
"Well, stop fucking doing it then!"

someone has the Nuts magazine then........