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« Reply #15 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 12:22:53 »

I am flattered, although all these blokes think they may get laid.

I have had 2 couples and a bi girl contact me, i must of had 50 response in 24 hours.

the couple wanted to call me at lunch time (thinking i was a bird), to persuade her husband to have a threesome while she sucked him off, wtf is that all about.

some people are up for anything.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 13:33:05 »

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« Reply #17 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 13:49:08 »

I feel so bad. This  woman and her husband want my telephone number, hehe.

I am getting in to deep, any birds want me to pass on their number.

She is good looking and he gets very hard apparently
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we will call you, what time? whats your number?

pics, yes all sorts, Jim likes schoolgirl, I like boots.

Jim has a thing about me fucking myself with mars bars and bottles. Like to see full length pics.

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sure thats no problem.

should i call you or do you want to call me?

do you like any sort of pictures? any preferences?

i could do anything you want.

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yes I did, we talked about you and he said he wants you to persuade him to let us go on our own, he then made me suck him dry, he was very hard.

he fingered me and I came on his fingers, now back at work.

so could we call you this evening?

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still here, beavering away.

did you manage to meet your fella?

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« Reply #18 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 13:54:29 »

lets have a few pictures. Shocked
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #19 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:04:01 »

http://www.faceparty.com/member/pics.aspx?pid=2897740&pname=janejim

this is the couple, she likes boots and he like schoolgirl uniforms

this is who i am supposed be

http://www.faceparty.com/wildchicklover

this is just a random picture of some bird, dont know who she is.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:05:14 »

some bloke asked if i wanted to go to his swingers club in bournemouth.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:10:16 »

ask her to pay you. Soapy Tit Wank
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #22 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 14:11:28 »

she has a cracking set of tits.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:05:32 »

This thread is ace  Cheesy
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, August 25, 2006, 15:24:15 »

A few of us did this at Uni to a housemate and it all got rather disturbing.

- Turned out he'd named his knob after his ex

- His fantasy was to slap a woman in the face with his tadger "until it hurt"

- He admitted screwing a bird whom we all knew that he wasn't supposed to.

- Admitted to cracking one off in the toilets at Uni.

One of the other culprits then decided to email it to the global list in the entire department.  If it wasn't for a summer for him to cool down he would have nutted us.
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