Subway

[Sussex]

I've only ever had a Subway once, in Turkey a few years ago.

I pointed to the number four next to the sandwich I wanted (meaning that's the one I want) and the twat proceeded to make four of the same one.

Given their religion, he wasn't best pleased at having to throw three of them away.

(and it was rank anyway)

[hansgruber]

[sonic youth]

this has given me an idea.

[stfc_carver]

this has given me an idea.

what? now your going to eat 4 sandwiches?

[McLovin]

It's all about a subway melt, with lettuce, cucumber, bbq sauce and South West sauce.  On Parmesan and Oregano if available (think it might have been renamed to Italian herbs and cheese)