strooood
As black as Patrick from EastEnders who is officially the blackest man on the planet.
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 11:27:57 » |
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yeah the strip literally turned into a 200 on 200 brawl, toe to toe scrapping for about 5 minutes solid....then the riot police turned up :shock: ouch
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officially blacker than the night.
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Sippo
Living in the 80s
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 11:31:01 » |
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While in albufeira I shagged a dutch bird  Met her in that Kiss club!  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Luci
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Fatbury's Stalker
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 15:29:49 » |
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THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006.
Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.
For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:
-overtaking in dangerous places;
-hovering within one inch of the car in front;
-stopping sharply;
-speeding in residential areas;
-pulling out without indication;
-performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
-under taking on motorways and
-taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,
These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and p edestrians.
Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.
Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.
Department of Transport.
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larwood
The girl least likely to.
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 17:08:23 » |
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Watching England play is painful full stop  Its even worse in a pub,surrounded by stupid women screaming,like they really know what its like to follow a club and suffer like poor little me  Worse is when you get lumped in with the stupid idiots :x |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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Spud
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 20:03:56 » |
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Who seriously watches a footie match in a night club, the atmospheres in the pub.  As already stated, me, you silly cunt. |
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #35 on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 20:47:42 » |
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i have an England flag! cant be assed to hang it out my window so ill wear it as a cape down the pub for the games
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Sade
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« Reply #36 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:00:46 » |
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My dad bought a flag for the car and had it up on the window yesterday. Next thing, my mum is storming down the path at the front of our house and ripped the flag off and put it in the bin whilst me and my dad were wetting ourselfs She hates them. They are now in our garden! |
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RED ARMY
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Tails
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Git facked
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« Reply #38 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 17:56:28 » |
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Im watching the England games in The Brunel Rooms, Beer and Pizza delivered to your table, yes please. I was thinking of doing that aswell, sounds fucking ace... My friend put two of those England flags on his moped, looked so funny |
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