Fao: Sonic

unemployment's rising in the chigley part of town
and it's spreading like pneumonia - doesn't look like going down
there's trouble at the firestatino someone's had the sack
and the lads are going to launch to get rid of captain flak

tell p.c. mcgarry to get himself a mate
and arm themselves with c.s. gas - they're going to be out late
we've had cant conformism since 1966
and now subversion's in the air in the shape of flying bricks

someone's get a measure through to captain snort
that they better start assembling the boys from the fort
and keep mrs honeyman right out of sight
'cos there's going to be a riot down in trumpton tonight

all this aristocracy has really got to stop
we could overthrow the surgery and kidnap dr mopp
then chippy minton's socialists could storm the market square
and make plans to assassinate our autocratic mayor

windy militant leads like basque-like corngriders to war
with windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
but snorty and his boys arrive with big erstwhile crew
whereupon they bring about a military coup