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It's time, we're here, it's finally time for the SOLIDS

Someone been on the pop?

er, what

Pre-TEF someone used to go on about the solids, I want to say Gary 'Solid' Fletcher. I always presumed it was some sort of joke football firm, but I never bothered to read enough to find out.

Why I remember even that snippet is another question entirely.

oh yeah. I remember that name

Gary Fletcher, fanny stretcher.

DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Yes Barker............... Let's reunite the solids and unleash the fanny stretcher

Something about "our kid" too, wasn't it?

It's time for the revitalised regime. The sun is shining very brightly on solid sky

DV - always rated this ked

Plz no ghey sh1t

Mr Fletcher I presume. It's been a while

pl5 no ghey

Bloody proud of DV and Tails for upholding such rooted Solid vibes all this time

Solid is for life - not like the wife

Bring back the football forum

we are SOLID. Since 2003 or whenever it was.

Is football forums still going?

Yes.
Lower leagues are absolutely dead activity wise. Pretty much down to a chat thread in each sub forum.
I signed up March 04 during our play off season.

I released a solid this morning which unleashed hell on my toilet bowl. Does that count?

Classic shite, I remember the gubb who set it up - Insite, around 2000 time

Went on there for the first time in a year, classic forum

Time for a league 2 lobb methinks

Where’s Noel Gallagher these days?

Will have to rejoin as part of the sWINdaDON solids.

Fuck I miss being 14.

I don't understand all this yoof nonsense  ???

The cunner bailed to Lundun

Basically ended up excommunicated and on the lacing list

Don't miss it, double it
Add a few on if ya have to

Is football forums the one with the unhinged Cheltenham fan? Was a school teacher or something

CTFC warlord? Absolute marr

Yep. I had some run ins with Warlord  :)
Sgt Serious posts on here too :shifty:

Does he?

 :)

Keep the solid flag flying high, we'll get it on the pitch

That's him.

Ended up getting banned for rampant racism or something.

With the slight (huge?) slant towards Mumsnet in some threads, I thought this was something to do with babies again.

Then I read the replies and I'm not 100% sure it isn't.

Definitely nae beebies, we ain't got time to muck about

Shitty fooking alphabet books. Get the Greek version

Bloke was unhinged but an absolutely class forum troll. Went by Malabus on the Cheltenham forums.

Sent from my CLT-L09

Given this very informative thread I feel I can say one thing for certain...

The Solids wouldn't have liked the GUFF in their faces.

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=26972.0

Bring back Barry i sayq

Was searching the forum for "stools" and this thread randomly came up. No idea why...

Weird fetish

Not as weird as regurgitating some chavvy shit (no pun) but each to their very own  ;)

Do you have a problem with that

Deano you chav!

I bet you wear Burberry as well.

Maybe you need to learn to read  :smugfu:

Only on matchdays mate

Just an FYI, and I look forward to the 4000 word essay response to this, but you have been severely 'wooshed' here. It's not a big deal, it's a joke from football forums past so hardly expected anyone to get it, but your reaction (although toned down for you) is not really warranted.

Sincerely,

Enjoyer of lighthearted silly (and chavvy) banter.

Please No Ghey sh1t

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Excellent gif

Sent from my CLT-L09

Lolzy lols. Nice for you get your dig in early, I like it. I await your mates PP, T2K and possibly Quaggy to arrive as "White Knights" ffs  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Yeah, I get it's a historical reference to your youth and a somewhat "nostalgic giggle" but yet again someone takes my comment way too seriously and some form of attack on their childhood legacy  :clap: I haven't in the slightest bit been wooshed "my reaction" yeahhh fucking hell pal.

If anything IMO I just thought it was a pointless thread (there are many of them on the TEF), hence my initial comment on here but it was still light hearted. I do get the nostalgia element for those that are "in" on the "Solids" :)

In the words of the Joker...

'Why so serious, son?!'

Have a wonderful afternoon, there are some FILA press stud jogging bottoms and an orange Kappa jacket freshly ironed on side for you, in case you go out to meet the lads up town at the corner shop and ask a few people to buy you a bottle of 20/20. Enjoy :)

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Word Count: A remarkably concise 186 (not inc this sentence)  :pint:

why the gaelic?

Whaddaboutye dags. I haven't a baldy notion! Makes me boak so it does.