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Title: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:08:59
set all the Swindon Town type twitter accounts to have notifications on and have your phone next to you on your desk and you'll see when the news arrives.

A watched pot never boils, or some such piss! :)

Does piss boil hotter or colder than water?

#questionfortheday


Title: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:26:29
I'm going to guess colder, although the expression 'makes my piss boil' could suggest hotter?

Probably a discussion not for the STFC Transfer Rumours thread as people will get arsey.

It would boil hotter as essentially it water with impurities. Of course, It also depends on what altitude you're boiling your piss as well.


Title: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:27:01
I'm going to guess colder, although the expression 'makes my piss boil' could suggest hotter?

Probably a discussion not for the STFC Transfer Rumours thread as people will get arsey.
Do you know what REALLY boils my piss?

My heated car seats :)


Title: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:28:38
Does piss boil hotter or colder than water?

#questionfortheday
After letting everyone down last night, I think the least Batch owes us all is to ruin his kettle by answering this question for us. The TEF awaits


Title: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:32:31
After letting everyone down last night, I think the least Batch owes us all is to ruin his kettle by answering this question for us. The TEF awaits

To spare Batch ruining his kettle...

The boiling point is slightly raised by comparison with pure water. The amount it rises depends on the molality of the solution, which is essentially related to the number of particles in solution. Remember also that the boiling point of water itself depends on the surrounding air pressure, so you have to specify that as well.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:37:44
To spare Batch ruining his kettle...

The boiling point is slightly raised by comparison with pure water. The amount it rises depends on the molality of the solution, which is essentially related to the number of particles in solution. Remember also that the boiling point of water itself depends on the surrounding air pressure, so you have to specify that as well.
FFS, I didn't care about the answer, just wanted Batch to ruin his kettle by way of penance. And then explain to his bemused family why they can't use the kettle until he's been to Argos* to get a new one.



*other kettle vendors are available


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:49:01
I assume it boils hotter if you are dehydrated? Perhaps thats the research Batch can undertake?


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Richie Wellen-Dowd on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:23:56
Things are always making Audrey's piss boil, he might know? Does it boil hotter out in Greece is another question?


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:55:12
I presume after piss boils it is safe to drink, maybe Batch could test that out for us?


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:57:15
I presume after piss boils it is safe to drink, maybe Batch could test that out for us?
He did, it made his luscious mullet fall out.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Richie Wellen-Dowd on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:04:19
I presume after piss boils it is safe to drink, maybe Batch could test that out for us?

At the risk of taking us down the same road that led to the TEF deciding, yes, it is possible to polish a turd...piss is sterile and safe to drink.

Batch can thank me later for getting him out of that one.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:04:23
I presume after piss boils it is safe to drink, maybe Batch could test that out for us?

I think it's safe to drink cold piss. Bear Grylls regularly drinks his piss unboiled, although he may recommend boiling it if you're drinking someone else's piss.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:14:02
Freshly brewed piss is intrinsically Ďwarmí anyway. What sort of perv would store it until it went cold only to then boil it?


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:14:50
I think it's safe to drink cold piss. Bear Grylls regularly drinks his piss unboiled, although he may recommend boiling it if you're drinking someone else's piss.

But Bear Grylls is a cunt.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:20:26
At the risk of taking us down the same road that led to the TEF deciding, yes, it is possible to polish a turd...piss is sterile and safe to drink.

Batch can thank me later for getting him out of that one.

Shhh, just trying to get Batch to drink piss, he deserves it.  If he had done his job properly he could have had a coffee and OJ this morning in the Marriott.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:22:12
it tasted better than root beer. hth


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:22:49
it tasted better than root beer. hth

Joe Root?


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:24:31
Canít be worse than Dr Pepper.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:24:51
it tasted better than root beer. hth
Skunk anal secretions probably taste better than root beer.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:26:04
Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
Canít be worse than Dr Pepper.

I like Dr pepper.

probably rate it above piss to be honest


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:29:03
I like Dr pepper.

probably rate it above piss to be honest
Iím sure I wouldnít know


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:31:25
My wife bought me a can of guava juice as it's supposed to be healthy. I'd rather lick clean a public urinal than try another drop of guava.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:38:29
Canít be worse than Dr Pepper.

Dr Pepper and Rum is the bees knees.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:41:31
Iíll tell you what is foul tasting - Kefir


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: mystical_goat on Tuesday, March 3, 2020, 18:33:11
Like gloopy, slightly fizzy millk. Had a honey one that took the edge off it.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: TownEnder on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, 13:04:40
Canít be worse than Dr Pepper.
Anyone tried Coca Cola Peach - Fucking disgusting, shouldn't be allowed to sell it.


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, 13:56:44
Anyone tried Coca Cola Peach - Fucking disgusting, shouldn't be allowed to sell it.

Is it any better boiled? And at what temperature would it boil?


Title: Re: The science behind boiling piss
Post by: Geoff the Ref on Wednesday, August 26, 2020, 13:00:10
Is it any better boiled? And at what temperature would it boil?
And is the boiling point of donkey piss any different to us humansĎ?  I think we should be told.
And, does piss boil at a different temperature depending upon whether youíre in the confined environment of the Town End, compared with the wide open Bear Grylls type ambiance of the Stratton Bank? 
Please note - I recognise that Iím displaying cunt-like tendencies, but I donít care!
 :pint: