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Does piss boil hotter or colder than water?

#questionfortheday

It would boil hotter as essentially it water with impurities. Of course, It also depends on what altitude you're boiling your piss as well.

Do you know what REALLY boils my piss?

My heated car seats :)

After letting everyone down last night, I think the least Batch owes us all is to ruin his kettle by answering this question for us. The TEF awaits

To spare Batch ruining his kettle...

The boiling point is slightly raised by comparison with pure water. The amount it rises depends on the molality of the solution, which is essentially related to the number of particles in solution. Remember also that the boiling point of water itself depends on the surrounding air pressure, so you have to specify that as well.

FFS, I didn't care about the answer, just wanted Batch to ruin his kettle by way of penance. And then explain to his bemused family why they can't use the kettle until he's been to Argos* to get a new one.



*other kettle vendors are available

I assume it boils hotter if you are dehydrated? Perhaps thats the research Batch can undertake?

Things are always making Audrey's piss boil, he might know? Does it boil hotter out in Greece is another question?

I presume after piss boils it is safe to drink, maybe Batch could test that out for us?

He did, it made his luscious mullet fall out.

At the risk of taking us down the same road that led to the TEF deciding, yes, it is possible to polish a turd...piss is sterile and safe to drink.

Batch can thank me later for getting him out of that one.

I think it's safe to drink cold piss. Bear Grylls regularly drinks his piss unboiled, although he may recommend boiling it if you're drinking someone else's piss.

Freshly brewed piss is intrinsically ‘warm’ anyway. What sort of perv would store it until it went cold only to then boil it?

But Bear Grylls is a cunt.

Shhh, just trying to get Batch to drink piss, he deserves it.  If he had done his job properly he could have had a coffee and OJ this morning in the Marriott.

it tasted better than root beer. hth

Joe Root?

Can’t be worse than Dr Pepper.

Skunk anal secretions probably taste better than root beer.

I like Dr pepper.

probably rate it above piss to be honest

I’m sure I wouldn’t know

My wife bought me a can of guava juice as it's supposed to be healthy. I'd rather lick clean a public urinal than try another drop of guava.

Dr Pepper and Rum is the bees knees.

I’ll tell you what is foul tasting - Kefir

Like gloopy, slightly fizzy millk. Had a honey one that took the edge off it.

Anyone tried Coca Cola Peach - Fucking disgusting, shouldn't be allowed to sell it.

Is it any better boiled? And at what temperature would it boil?

And is the boiling point of donkey piss any different to us humans‘?  I think we should be told.
And, does piss boil at a different temperature depending upon whether you’re in the confined environment of the Town End, compared with the wide open Bear Grylls type ambiance of the Stratton Bank? 
Please note - I recognise that I’m displaying cunt-like tendencies, but I don’t care!
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