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Title: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:16:37
Pique was made to look like Darren Ward when Robben scored.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:21:08
RVP made Ramos look like Ward for the first...


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:22:14
Spain look like they feel entitled to win, turning to the referee like he's supposed to help when they fuck up.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:23:45
they look pretty shite


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:23:46
And Casillas flaps...

Don't forget the runners up in this group are likely to play Brazil in the next round...


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:25:29
RVP made Ramos look like Ward for the first...

With both centre backs playing like Ward, it's no wonder they're 3 -1 down.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:29:53
What the fuck Iker?

Spain are having a meltdown.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:30:24
And Casillas fucks up again...



Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:30:35
Quality, this is ace.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: @mwooly63 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:30:41
Cracking game this one
The spectacle the world cup should be serving up


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Leggett on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:30:45
I'm enjoying this...


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:32:04
Anyone got a correct score bet?


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:34:25
Nederlands will blow up in the knock out stages though like they usually do.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:34:59
I don't think Spain conceded 4 goals in the whole tournament 4 years ago.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:37:44
That's brilliant. Robbins such a fucker!


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:37:52
bugger me with a fish fork


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:38:00
 Get this scoreline! Spain 1...the Netherlands 5!


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:38:24
And it's five...

Robben made Ramos look like he runs as fast as Wardy...


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: @mwooly63 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:38:38
Wow
Spain look ordinary at best


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:38:48
wow


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:38:56
That's taking the piss!  :D


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:40:09
This is beautiful and just earnt me £100. And so one of the most boring periods in footballing history comes to an end (please).


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:41:14
fuck off Sergio Ramos


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:44:44
Someone get a fire extinguisher because Robben is on fucking fire.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:45:05
Sergio Ramos looks like he'd rather be on a beach.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:45:43
If that Robben shot had gone in they should have gave the cup to Holland and called the whole thing off. It ain't getting any better than this.

Brilliant stuff from the Dutch


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:46:18
Me thinks Spain were relying on arrogance and expectation to see them through.

Delighted to see them made to look ordinary.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:47:40
I had to pop out with my daughter at half time & have just got back in, now i can't believe what i am seeing. My son has said that Holland could have had 8 or 9.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:47:51
If that Robben shot had gone in they should have gave the cup to Holland and called the whole thing off. It ain't getting any better than this.

Brilliant stuff from the Dutch

This...but the Spanish back line have absolutely shat themselves every time Robben has ran at them.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:47:57
I think the Dutch wanted to set the record straight after their shite performance in the 2010 final.


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Post by: Batch on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:48:06
Holland could have had 8 or 9. Magnificent.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:48:26
Ha ha ha Torres!


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: @mwooly63 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:48:40
Victory for the more direct power style of the cloggies over the tippy tappy spaniards

Oh dear Torres


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:48:50
Torres couldn't score in a brothel with a tenner wrapped round his cock. Actually laughed at that last one.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:48:55
Torres  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: jonny72 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:48:59
Am I the only one who thinks Holland have been poor?

Any half decent team would have been in double figures by now.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:49:49
oh torres

great game


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:49:57
Am I the only one who thinks Holland have been poor?

Any half decent team would have been in double figures by now.

Yes, some woeful finishing in the last 10 minutes!


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:51:26
Am I the only one who thinks Holland have been poor?

Yes, you probably are. To absolutely humiliate the European and World Champions in their first game of the World Cup and make them look absolute cunts? Holland have been far from poor, OK they haven't scored every chance they created, but fuckin' hell, they haven't been poor.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Bewster on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:52:20
The perennial under achievers could be back.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:52:24
Am I the only one who thinks Holland have been poor?

Any half decent team would have been in double figures by now.
not.... sure.... if....... serous


Title: Re: Re: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:53:40
The perennial under achievers could be back.
it's OK. they'll argue over who scored the best goal or something and self distruct before the knockout stages.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:54:06
Ramos...World class defender...Fuck off Rio.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:54:54
https://twitter.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/477553990658686976/photo/1

Gold.


Title: Re:
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 13, 2014, 20:56:53
It's started.... "Is Robben and robin van Percy two different players?"


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:01:02
5PA1N are up against it now.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Bewster on Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:02:01
it's OK. they'll argue over who scored the best goal or something and self distruct before the knockout stages.

I meant that Spain are back to under achieving


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:03:31
not.... sure.... if....... serous
(http://iheartguitarblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/1w58.jpg)


Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:03:52
I meant that Spain are back to under achieving
oooooh right. perennial underachievers. good news, we can do that without b-teams


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:05:00
So now Holland will be world beaters..

Always an early burn out team, dark horse, etc etc


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Post by: Batch on Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:32:52
Spain aren't out of it yet.... Chile win tonight and they are going to need to win their last two though.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, June 14, 2014, 06:49:31
I have to admit I fucking loved this game, arrogant Spanish wankers got played off the park by direct attacking football, especially from Robben and RVP.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, June 14, 2014, 07:50:18
Brilliant game, were holland that good or were Spain just bad?

Spain will be back.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: janaage on Saturday, June 14, 2014, 08:02:58
Interested in the talk of 'arrogant Spain'. Don't think they've been arrogant at all. Just play the way they do and had a good run.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, June 14, 2014, 11:13:08
Really enjoyed this game. Especially as after Spain scored I almost turned it off as I was concerned it could quickly (or should that be slowly?!) descend into a slow and boring demonstration of how to keep your possession stat high.

Fortunately the Dutch were the antithesis of Spain and the way they played finally got me excited about the World Cup.


Title: Re: Spain v Holland
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, June 14, 2014, 15:14:33
Really enjoyed this game. Especially as after Spain scored I almost turned it off as I was concerned it could quickly (or should that be slowly?!) descend into a slow and boring demonstration of how to keep your possession stat high.

Fortunately the Dutch were the antithesis of Spain and the way they played finally got me excited about the World Cup.
I agree 100%