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Title: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Friday, April 27, 2012, 08:51:41
Following on from the other look a like thread, can you see a resemblence to any footballer past or present when you look in the mirror?

The Flash has a bit of the Rob Newman look :)



Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Barnard on Friday, April 27, 2012, 08:55:08
A short, fat Mark Hateley apparently.

I have also been accused of being a Fat Michael Owen.

There's a bit of a fat theme going on, but in truth I'm just big boned. Now where did I put that Steak Slice?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 27, 2012, 08:56:36
Any generic ginger footballer


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, April 27, 2012, 08:57:20
I look like one of those regens on FM2012


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: DRS on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:17:25
Herthab-Lee Carsley. Ralphy-Matty Etherington. Tans-Luke Chadwick.Me- David Beckham


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:18:39
I look and play like John Hartson.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Boy About Town on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:24:52
Been told I look like a chubby David Villa and also when I adorned my long hair, Gigi Buffon!


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Gnasher on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:38:15
Some people used to say I looked like Glenn Hoddle when I had a mullet. Sadly, I only see Peter Beardsley when I look in the mirror.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:39:49
a pastey, ginger-bearded Socrates.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:42:24
Many years back on more than one occasion I got mistaken for Steve Moran (ex Southampton) even got the offer of autograph and drinks brought me in a night club. No lie.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Friday, April 27, 2012, 09:56:37
Herthab-Lee Carsley. Ralphy-Matty Etherington. Tans-Luke Chadwick Darren Bullock. Me- David Beckham Neil Ruddock


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: bobby barnes jink on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:00:11
Gazza.    :cry:


What?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:00:49
Manuel Neuer


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:12:23
I look nothing like Paul Scholes. But it's the one people always mention. Can't think why...


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Foggy on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:34:40
Tim Sherwood


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Berniman on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:39:29
Been told I look like an overweight Lee Dixon, with darker hair


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:52:15
Not a footballer but ...... In school people thought I looked like .....

Prince Naseem Hamed (In his pre fat days)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, April 27, 2012, 10:56:21
A ginger Jon Parkin


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: kerry red on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:00:01
Stanley Matthews


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:13:08
Herthab-Lee Carsley / Ray Wilkins / Marcus Hahnemann


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Bewster on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:14:00
Steve Lomas


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:14:15
Reg:

[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/SPORT/Pix/pictures/2009/10/5/1254760792022/Alan-Wiley-001.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:16:17
Any generic ginger footballer
Adam Bogdan


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:16:36
I vaguely remember something on here likening Batch to Mr Malpas?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:17:59
Abel Xavier. It's the hair.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:28:59
I vaguely remember something on here likening Batch to Mr Malpas?

Fuckers. It was the hair, the whole island departing the mainland look.



Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: tans on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:29:59
Herthab-Lee Carsley. Ralphy-Matty Etherington. Tans-Luke Chadwick.Me- David Beckham

Cunt


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Benzel on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:34:22
Used to get called Mexes but I think that was purely down to the long hair.

My mate is the spitting image of Pablo Aimar. It's freakish.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: melksham_exile on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:43:12
a younger brad friedel, with hair..............or any other footballer with a big chin.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:45:00
a younger brad friedel, with hair..............or any other footballer with a big chin.

Mr Hill?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:45:20
As i put in the other thread Flash looks like an older version of Ozil.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Cibocchi_Is_God on Friday, April 27, 2012, 11:54:45
I am genuinely Adam Bogdan's twin.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: suttonred on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:00:05
I used to get compared to Phil Oakey when I was younger, now all i get is some gangster bloke off eastenders i,ve never seen and Mickey Quinn. Oh and Dom jolly. I actually had some kid ask me for my autograph last year! No footballers though sorry.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: mrverve on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:03:34
Luca Modric (I don't really)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:05:43
I'm not aware of looking like any footballer, but I have a mate who's the spitting image of Patrick Berger and another who looks like the twin of ex-shitty player, Brian Wilson.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: woolster on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:36:04
a better looking & younger dominic littlewood, off of cowboy builders(so iv been told)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:38:25
a better looking & younger dominic littlewood, off of cowboy builders(so iv been told)

Who does he play for nowadays? ;)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:38:35
a younger brad friedel, with hair..............or any other footballer with a big chin.

[url width=218 height=298]http://img.skysports.com/08/09/218x298/DavidLucas_1202210.jpg[/url]

?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: woolster on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:46:40
a younger brad friedel, with hair..............or any other footballer with a big chin.
:hmmm:


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: kerry red on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:47:37
I'm not aware of looking like any footballer, but I have a mate who's the spitting image of Patrick Berger and another who looks like the twin of ex-shitty player, Brian Wilson.

Christ, don't let my missus know where your mate lives - she'll be astride him in a minute if it's true!!


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Gethimout on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:51:28
Sadly... Wayne Rooney :o)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: melksham_exile on Friday, April 27, 2012, 12:57:53
[url width=218 height=298]http://img.skysports.com/08/09/218x298/DavidLucas_1202210.jpg[/url]

?

ha ha, kind of but i'm blonde. I used to shave my hair and back then my mate thought i was a ringer for Friedel. I've got a mate who could pass for Sammy Igoe


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: dporter on Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:07:28
I used to get compared to Phil Oakey when I was younger, now all i get is some gangster bloke off eastenders i,ve never seen and Mickey Quinn. Oh and Dom jolly. I actually had some kid ask me for my autograph last year! No footballers though sorry.

Jamie Foreman! And yes you do  :D


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:07:39
Trifon Ivanov.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:09:31
Ray Wilkins, but I guess I can't have everything!


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:12:03
Jamie Foreman! And yes you do  :D

Haha, I think I met him outside a pub in Wimbledon, he does look like Jamie Foreman :)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: leefer on Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:17:51
a better looking & younger dominic littlewood, off of cowboy builders(so iv been told)

Yep...was bugging me that who you looked like.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: clarkystfc on Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:22:26
apparently i look liek a chubby kevin horlock! :hmmm:


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: DiV on Friday, April 27, 2012, 14:35:59
Depending on the the length of my hair and facial hair - I've been told I look like Rory Fallon, Gennaro Gattuso, Dimitar Berbatov

But most commonly, Serge from Kasabian - who isnt a footballer but did do this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upcNBHmfl9E


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Dozno9 on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:36:03
Depending on the the length of my hair and facial hair - I've been told I look like Rory Fallon, Gennaro Gattuso, Dimitar Berbatov

But most commonly, Serge from Kasabian - who isnt a footballer but did do this....

Do you sit centre of the DRS?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:40:08
Do you sit centre of the DRS?

He doesn't go to games...


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: DiV on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:46:12
Do you sit centre of the DRS?

Apart from this season - I've been in block 3 row X of the DRS for the previous 10 seasons...


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Dozno9 on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:48:06
There was a guy I've seen for years that looked like Rory Fallon sitting near me in Block 3, must have been you!


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: DiV on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:55:43
More than likely - were you a regular up there and if so....who are/were you....


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Benzel on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:57:27
Depending on the the length of my hair and facial hair - I've been told I look like Rory Fallon, Gennaro Gattuso, Dimitar Berbatov

But most commonly, Serge from Kasabian - who isnt a footballer but did do this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upcNBHmfl9E

I rekcon you look like that footballer called 'Dan' in the Snickers advert.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Dozno9 on Friday, April 27, 2012, 16:58:53
Sat in the same seat for 10-12 years I think (how boring) Row S, directly opposite the tunnel.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: DiV on Friday, April 27, 2012, 17:04:02
No idea who you are then. As I said I used to be block x, seat 83....


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Nemo on Friday, April 27, 2012, 17:05:15
Tails looks like Gareth Bale.

Bit stuck for mine, not many blonde footballers. Shorter Joe Hart? Sadly the comparisons of our goalkeeping don't hold up to much...


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Dozno9 on Friday, April 27, 2012, 17:09:50
No idea who you are then. As I said I used to be block x, seat 83....

It was you then.

Well I can back up your claim, yes you do in fact look like Rory Fallon.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: adje on Friday, April 27, 2012, 18:18:54
been mistaken for Hoddle-on and off the pitch!


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, April 27, 2012, 20:08:26
I think its fair to say I don't look like any footballer past or present and probably future as well.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, April 27, 2012, 23:05:12
Leighton Baines apparently, though I'm not too happy with that.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: suttonred on Friday, April 27, 2012, 23:06:53
Leighton Baines apparently, though I'm not too happy with that.

Being from the wrong side you must look like fred west? Hr Pufnstuf at best.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Uncletrunx on Saturday, April 28, 2012, 08:10:46
Paolo DiCanio. Except with less than 1% of the footballing ability.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: donkey on Monday, April 30, 2012, 16:58:11
Bennett said Oliver Risser reminded him of me from a distance...


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 30, 2012, 17:09:52
Risser looks like Lampard from the stands


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: donkey on Monday, April 30, 2012, 17:11:52
Risser looks like Lampard from the stands

I don't look like Lampard...


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: limpwrist on Monday, April 30, 2012, 17:18:49
John Smith sadly


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Crispy on Monday, April 30, 2012, 23:47:41
Keep getting mistaken as Christiano Ronaldo* when wandering through town. I don't see it though.






*Que the "NO LOLOL NOT CHRISTIANO RONALDO JUST FAT RONALDO 'Jokes'


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 06:11:29
I imagine you to look more like the big lad from the bash street kids.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 13:33:04
My other half reminds me of Sam Parkin sometimes. Peice


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 13:36:03
Ian Dowie for me.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 14:19:20
Apparently I look like Matthew Etherington.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Huwwy on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 14:37:39
On Sunday my skin looked and I felt like a latter day George Best......


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Family at War on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 15:51:00
Tans looks like Dwight Yorke


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 16:24:28
Ozil mesut so Jutty and victor mildew reckon....


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: tans on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 16:26:24
Tans looks like Dwight Yorke

8)


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: pericarp on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 16:27:04
I guess I look like Park Ji-Sung then. :D


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 16:32:03
Tans looks like Dwight Yorke

More like Franck Ribery.



Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 17:19:00
if anyone looks like Wes Foderingham please make yourself known with photographic evidence


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 17:22:40
I can pretend if you'd like.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Only Me on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 19:11:23
if anyone looks like Wes Foderingham please make yourself known with photographic evidence

Why, don't you know how Wes looks like?  :hmmm:


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Costanza on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 19:19:57
I can pretend if you'd like.

HELLO DAVE


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 19:21:33
HELLO DAVE

You're my wife now


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Gnasher on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 19:39:17
if anyone looks like Wes Foderingham please make yourself known with photographic evidence

Sorry, will Brad Pitt do?


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 20:23:20
HELLO DAVE

Haha, I showed my two year old that a couple of days ago. She loved it and runs round the house shouting "hello Dave" now.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 20:58:02
Why, don't you know how Wes looks like?  :hmmm:

Yes I do, sorry i'm being a perv.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, 22:06:44
Following on from the other look a like thread, can you see a resemblence to any footballer past or present when you look in the mirror?

The Flash has a bit of the Rob Newman look :)

He came from the next village along......you could be right!




Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 07:30:19
Heytesbury? He used to play cricket for them, I saw him play at Spye Park.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 18:27:22
Heytesbury? He used to play cricket for them, I saw him play at Spye Park.

I come from Codford...sworn enemy of heytesbury who pissed over us at football during the eighties and nineties but never won the wilts junior cup....which Codford won on Saturday.

He went to school with my brother and sister ...nice bloke as is his brother Nellie.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 19:56:42
Many of my ancestors came from Heytesbury....Hardiman family mainly.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: DRS on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 20:01:06
Mine too... How weird


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 20:03:04
Mine too... How weird

 :D





Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 20:06:08
Heyters gonna Heyt.


Title: Re: What footballer do you look like? (past and present)
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, 20:08:27
Heyters gonna Heyt.
Ba dum tish