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Someone (sorry whoever it was I can't remember) suggested that we have a section for all the brilliant classic TEF threads. For once one of you badger fucking twat monkeys has actually come up with a good idea.

I'm too lazy too search for them though, so suggestions please!

Obvious ones are Talk Talk getting stabby. Mex getting Sheena Easton on the bookie roll list. Me loosing my clothes having apparently taken a shit in an alley. STFC Gazza doing anything.

I think it's easy for newcomers to not realise what the TEF is really about. This should act as a statement of purpose, or porpoises.

Link up your suggestions and I'll move them in here. Nothing active though, once they're here they'll be locked down.

and reply to this. Don't start a new topic.

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,42582.0.html

The middle part of it anyway ... http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=42582.0;attach=2347;image :D

That was a brilliant afternoon of comedy madness. I'll try and save the post. The entire thread is a bit boring.

More please.

e: I'm being lazy and can't be bothered to find the toni thread. It's about there somewhere.

I think I still owe her a date.

What about the Sonny thread? Show the newbies that David can still overcome a Goliath like Man City.

How about these
http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,10832.0.html

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,18342.0.html

A lot of the good threads seem to revolve around Ben's arse.

Seems only fair, after all the sun does shine out of it :)

Tonis "can I get an adver at the ground?" melt down is a must read

Straight Outta Compton Final

Genius

Found it!

The one, the only, the Toni thread:

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,24725.0.html

 This one.....trying to get fB into the Adver fit bloke competition  :)

 http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,33011.0.html

I'll move them all in later. Currently drinking neat vodka in an attempt to be less hungover.

Might end in disaster.

TEF Gold, GOLD, always beleive in your sole....

If it weren't so, 'CEO' ;) centric I'd nominate taking the Man City fans in the battle for nipper of the year.

The drunken Walrus going to Birmingham airport thread.

I remember there was a car crash of a train wreck of a thread with aids. Can't remember what it was about though.

Ralphy went to the airport

Walrus jumped in a frozen lake

I thought the thread after Simon Cox did his first interview here and everyone went mental was a good one, probably too football for this area though.

....oh and the one where we all swapped user names taking each others then someone turned the feature off and Samdy got stuck as me I think and nearly cried!!

Damn it. Always get them mixed up.

That is definitely a great read but I suppose we'd need a 25% section for it. Some of the matchday threads over the years have been great too.

I say chuck football ones in too. I didn't mean to exclude them by calling it (80%), just seemed an appropriate title.

finding it is proving to be the problem.

I'm pretty certain the thread was started by Fred Elliot before he had a breakdown, left the forum, deleted his account and then came back two days later as Toni's Tampon before a further day later being Fred Elliot again.


edit: or not...

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,23492.msg432747/topicseen.html#msg432747

edit2: that doesnt read back as well as I remember...

I think you were referring to me - does that mean I have received some TEF recognition? It only took 1000 posts!!  :D

Fred Elliot does SingStar... (a.k.a. the Fred is going to kill Samdy thread) (http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,33192.0.html)

I really should up those to Youtube...

The Return of the King (http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,15299.0.html)

Ooh I'd completely forgotten about this.

I was probably really drunk.

I'll go through and add any suggestions which were missed this afternoon.

All our ace games like granny's garden!

[url width=639 height=510]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/gg/whouse3.png[/url]

Wow that brings back alot of memories xx

Such a nostalgic thread!!!

Ben going for the adver award thread still makes me laugh!!!

I have found the thread where I announced my fence fucking activities to The TEF.

Would you like it?