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THE WAY IT IS...

THE BOARD OUT... A LOAD OF SELF ARSEHOLE LICKING RODENTS

THE PLAYERS.. ALL OUT A BUNCH OF NON LEAGUE WASTERS

HART... A CLUELESS babe

YOU MOCK, BUT YOUR SEE WHEN WE DO A STOCKPORT COUNTY NEXT SEASON, AND YOU SEE THE ANTCHIRST IN JERSEY COME FORTH, AND I WAS THERE IN BIG LONDON  IN 82, SO DON'T FUCKING KNOCK IT.

lOVE you in Sport,



Edit: Turn the caps off twat.

Jim Bergerac?

Wow.

how bizzare

I think he will rise from Guernsey but i guess thats just down to personal opinion

Matt Le Tissier is the antichrist?

Chris Hamon?

Actually was Chris Hamon not from Jersey?

Actually, I think Le Tiss is the Isle of Wight.

Stupid Islands.

Best first post ever.

I know Poxford fans have trouble grasping the basics of grammar, but if you're going to shout please make sure it's correct. It's 'you'll' and 'antichrist'. Cheers.

Actually, the idea of an Antchrist is even better

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Maybe he really means antchrist.

Maybe he actually means the ant-christ?

haha beaten like a naughty child in a victorian workhouse.

How bizarre

No need to get Sarky about it.

Don't have a Cowes man

Everytime I look around
It's in my face

what, your jizz from the garden wanks?

BEHOLD THE ANTCHRIST!

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I wipe it off on the rhododendrons

Wow

  :clap:

Charlie Hungerford

Ooh baby, it's making me crazy.

Was this him, or has a mod changed it?
Otherwise it intrigues me why this is the only part not in caps.

How very random, I see its posted not long after school is out in Blackbird Leys.

There are schools in Blackbird Leys?

That was the best post in the history of the internet

Now, kids, see where self-medicating gets you and be warned

Ace, please post more!

Got to be The Pox... on acid!

Cheered me up though...!

Calling me the fucking pox, wtf, I bet you never run with the town in your life,  I’ve shot more down greenfry then you have seen balls but don’t you worry because when the day comes round strong, I told you to save yourself and that I KNEW the day that the robins went to bed just like when Andy Guerney went to SWANNSEA UNDER KING, just look at forest green. 

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Hahahahaha

I read this three times and I am convinced this is just a Swindon related random word generator bot.

It doesn't make sense.

are you Chinese?

NO I LIVE IN BAMPTON GROVE,OLD WALCOT, SWINDON, TWO MINUTES FROM THE GROUND, AND WENT UP THERE IN 89 WHEN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TRUTH ABOUT STATTON BANK CAME OUT, AND THE PAPERS HAD TO BE CANCELLED.

Edit: Capitals cunt. Not needed.

The truth about the truth?

You can't handle the truth. Clearly.

Statton Bank? Never heard of it

The gay boys from the rec used to go down there but they got flushed out by the true reds back in the blocks, and I there is no way back for the club now, the best hope is that the new era can bring success in the lower leagues, under Paul Stuurouk as longball is cheaper.

i can't work out what point is trying to be made?

I'm too busy pissing myself to care!

haha ace.

You're a big coward. I bet you don't have the guts to post your phone number, email and passwords on here. Until you do that, you're a coward. We've all done it. On the internet, that's what real hardness is. It's the equivalent of taking a massive punch in the face. Until you do, you're a coward.

Ah, Paul Stuurouk, the highly rated up and coming Morroccan coach

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Candi Statton....you know American bird fixated by youthfully rugged Blackpool stopper circa 1976.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VAK3-CqbhA

Are you Mr Whippy?

Great reading....by the way Mr Whippy is dead,found in an old town street covered in chocolate sauce and a flake rammed in his mouth..indeed Mr Whippy topped himself.

If this dude is one of yours, we'll gladly take him under our wings at Oxford. He'll fit in just fine with some of our well informed fans.
He's a legend within three posts. But wtf is he on about?

Well, this has made the News Rhino utterly redundant, we have self parodying posters now. Other than DV I mean...

Is there anyone out there that can translate this into something meaningfull ?

Hi, Don, forgot to say mate can you give me a call on 0741 390 7827 to arrange where to up with the townend boys on Saturday, George.

Um this is what he sent me  :D

Haha ring it

Um no

That's probably not his number anyway, it'll be his care workers'

Didn't Statton Bank (sic) go the same way as Northern Rock?

There should be a section on this forum called Legendary Threads, cos I think this may well merit being put in it.  :D

Goes straight to voicemail.

They're busy putting him in a restraint jacket right now, they'll get back to you later

Nah, probably in a board meeting.

They should put him in the changing room before the match, would cheer everyone up anyway.

Has to be a mistake.....nobody wants to meet a boring BABY BABY BABE !!!!

Happy to help.



homo pojat rec tapana mennä sinne, mutta he pääsivät huuhdella jonka todellinen punaiset takaisin lohkot, enkä ole enää paluuta seuran nyt paras toivo on, että uusi aikakausi voi tuoda menestystä alempi liigat nojalla Paul Stuurouk kuin longball on halvempaa.

seuran nyt toivo etta tuoda homo?

Uskon, että olemme nimeämisestä homoseksuaali johtaja istuttaa eräänlainen poikien klubi joukkue.