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Anyone got a question for Rickie? Now up on the BBC League One section.

Haha. Hi Rickie! That Simon Cox, not bad eh?

Ive submitted 2 questions...What did it feel like not getting a sniff in the derby when Cox was banging them in at the other end? (yes i know he had that shot that ifil blocked in the 2nd half) and is Simon Cox better than you? (simple but effective soapy tit wank)

Let's not wind him up too much, we don't want him going out Sat determined to get goals to prove us wrong, it would be nice for Cox to get a couple against P'Boro and pick up the golden boot instead of Lambert - He's currently 1 behind Lambert

It doesn't matter if Lambert finishes with more goals as I think it's obvious who the better player is.

£550 says it matters.

HELL yes!

if Coxy moves on .. would he be interested in signing for us at a quarter of the price Coxy goes for :)

Hi Rickie.

How have you managed to score quite a few goals despite being a fat scouse cunt for your entire career

PS. Score any more wonder goals against Swindon and I'll kneecap you.

did he answer any of these questions???

Rickie,

How did you find your way out of Gordon Greer's pocket?

Batch.

I know someone who put £100 on 40/1 for cox, for him alone I hope he gets it

2 Questions:

1) Do you know if playoff goals count in League One top scorer?
2) If Cox and Lambert tie, will the bookies pay out on both?

Play off goals do not count.
Your odds will be halved in the event of tie, eg 40/1 becomes 20/1, if it a three way tie 13.33/1

I rate Ricky Lambert, always have done.
He had three clear-cut chances against us on Saturday, totally lost Greer for two headers. On another day he could have scored all three, Cox could easily have had five.

Yes but

Dear Rickie,

Well done for creating 3 clearcut chances gifted to you by the Swindon defence

Batch

sort of defeats the point of taking the piss.

Its a bit strange how people say stuff like "he could have easily had 5". Wouldn't that mean he would have had to of scored from every single chance he got. And how many strikers do that? None. I don't think it's easy to score 5 goals in a game generally is it?

I am being pedantic I know.

They were not hard chances for Cox, and all strikers miss sittters.
Rarely does a striker hit the net with every chance unless you are new signing playing for Arsenal (4-4 draw the other day).

I wouldn't pass up having Lambert playing for us.  Him and Cox together this season would have been quite brilliant for a team.

christ I would have had loads of high odds wins on the final score I reckons - if we had

Rubbish none of those got in, but this one did.

Do you ever wish you could breathe under water?
Alex Radford, Bristol

I've never really thought about that before.

Well perhaps if he was drowning in the Bristol dock I suppose.

What does he mean he's never thought about it before.

Being able to breathe underwater would be fucking ace, so ace in fact that I think about it often. I could go hunting for sunken treasure and stuff, and play tricks on whole countries by cutting their underwater communications lines.

What a narrow minded loser Lambert is.

Sippo, is this his response or yours?

His

 :D

I see McMahon released him from Blackpool though!

Really? That confirms what a tool that guy was. He probably released him to make room on the payroll for Lee Collins.

Or are you referring to Sippo as opposed to Lambert? (although soccerbase doesnt have Sippo listed as ever having played for the seasiders)

Mr Lambert of course.

He also says he has lost a stone in weight.

I've played at the seaside....does that count?

I haven't lost a stone in weight either.

I fell into Bristol Dock once pissed on a booze cruise. Its a good question. I couldn't breathe underwater but I'm still alive.

Only four to go.