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After bowing to pressure i'm now on Facebook. Anyone else here on it or does anyone know if there is a supporters group for us?

Yes there is loads of different groups.

Add me!

Theres a Townend group too!

Is there?

There is indeed...I'm on there !!

Wow. So am I. I don't remember that.

Sorry for being a bit thick but how do i join the townend group?

Find it and press the join button?

I'm not sure. I've always found facebook a bit of a disaster to navigate.

Yeah tried that not working! Anyway created a new group, Swindon Town FC if anyone interested!

Theres lots of Swindon stuff on there.  The best group is the petition to make bendy buses make accordion noises as they go round corners!

Here's the townend group....

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=2337619137

Why? There's already a whole load of them!

Cheers Ralphy!

Yep! Didn't do my research there!

I don't remember Swindon being sponsored by Carlsberg GR ;)

Ok, so you outed me Rich! Yes I was a Liverpool man (and I am still to a certain degree) but since I have been in Swindon (1981) I have been a regular at TCG since 1984 and yes I got my season ticket! Can't wait for Saturday, looking forward to beating the 'orrible lot from The Wirral!

Bless you for introducing yourself

"Hi, i'm better known as The GrimReaper on various Swindon Town forums!"

:D

Why's he wearing a Liverpool shirt?

I'm fairly sure I met him in Hartlepool or somewhere last season.

This inspired me to do something with my Fac=ebook thingy,man im so modern its unbelievable

Yeah you did mate. A very long drive rewarded with a pub with a difference.

That's my boyhood team and i still follow them. But i'm a season ticket holder at Swindon and have been a regular at TCG for years now. Those long trips to Anfield are long gone. Trust me if my STFC was in a better state I would have worn it with pride to the bike show, but as the Kingswood logo was all awash I thought better of it!

Hey at least i'm no SKY/Sentanta ManU/Chelsea armchair fan!

Are you on Facebook Yeovil???? why are we not friends? I want to put you in my top girls!!  ;)

Sorry for the bumpage, but I've just had a friend request from my ex-girlfriend. What's the etiquette for such situations?

'Ignore'

Unless you are friends.

Just accept and then don't interact with her.  I think I only ever do wall writing and facebook stuff with about 1 in 10 of the people I'm friends with.

Definitely not friends. We haven't even spoke since the day I finished it with her. She hated me and wanted me dead according to her friends at the time.

Accept and then remove her straight away.

That's what I do :)

If I were you I'd accept so she can be nosey see how great your life is going since you binned her, then delete her...

if you reject it tells the inviter, this is the best way

Just ignore her! I ignore anyone i dont know or dont remember. If they really wanted to be "friends" im sure they would email.

Are you sure? I didn't get notified when Lee Peacock rejected my offer.

( :( )

HAHAHA Not seen that one but has made me giggle some what :)

I accepted one of my most hated people the other month. I have no idea how or why she found me, but she wrote on my wall asking how I was doing, what I was up to etc. I wrote back and asked the same. She never answered and the rest is just like Ben says, we don't interact, no harm done, in fact it tells me if I ever cross her path again she hasn't changed. Not sure I'd accept the ex though Sam, bound to open cans of worms there.

What is rather worrying is that I'm sure my friend count has gone down a couple of times, whch means people have removed me from their facebook. I have no idea what I've done to warrant that, it's not like I've sent them private messages as JCP would. Although Laura clearly never wanted to speak to me again so I was prepared for that.

Whatever you think of her, you have got to admire the cold call haven't you?

Takes some nuts, that.

I use facebook to talk to family friends etc I had in Canada really.

They just want to look at your profile, look and your pictures and hope/pray that their world is better than yours - or am I wrong?

I have the same cynical point of view as you do.

So you are not alone...

Spot on I think, My ex Kim who I left on bad terms with tried to talk to me for ages after our break up. I still cared about her and shit but I got fucked about, anyway long and short of it was, about 2 years later (early this year) her name came to add me as a friend and I accepted and all that and we fell out agian which was always gonna happen. I guess in my mind thought I would have  a chance at maybe sorting shit out as I am single still since then so.... Yeah they just want to see whats going on in your life then fuck off again.

I'm on there and have requested most of you lot, even though I am guessing some!

you've met me and we have mutual friends, why haven't you added me you wankstain?!

I have.......................now!

I don't remember your beard being that ginger in real life!

Juddie is on the ball, accepted my request within 30 seconds!

damn you, i was just about to trawl through sebs friends then!

it's not ginger, it's just the light and swamp gas and stuff like that

I've gone under the radar then...

berniman added callum kennedy and jake hyde :)

wow that was pretty speedy!

With that photo are you surprised?  Look like bloody Charles Manson!

I'm more used to the jesus hair!

And Bennett, it's Ginger, deal with it!

That is more to find out the real inside info rather than believing what some people "say" they know on here!

 ;)

i've always disliked you little man  :(

If anyone wants to add me, I'm the only one with the caricature for a picture!

And he waits for the sarcastic replies.......

Bad dum tish!

u speak to them?

Less of the little, people will talk!

Nah, only added them last week after a recommendation from a mate!

haha ok, talk to them, good banter

I don't fock about Berniman! I've been putting faces to TEFenders this evening on facebook, very funny.

I'm sorry to say Berniman, that JFW's still my favourite!

I think that Berniman and JJ added me recently.

I'll reply or something when I get around to it.

If its TEF peeps then I don't mind adding as I don't have much personal info on there, plus I like to nose at footy pictures :D

I can understand that!

BTW JPC how did you know who I was before I mentioned the caricature?  Did I invite you without putting a name to ID?  Oo are ya!

Is JPC actually brave enough to add people on here to Faecbook?

No!

who is Nick Lawson??? I take it that its someone on here as our friends in common are TEF'ers

I think thats Juddie.

I thought Juddies surname is Judd?

oh yeah, that would make sense. No idea then.

God I'm being slow today.

I know, I've PM'd Charlotte anyhoo.

Can you pm me as well Luce? He's on my facebook.

I thought he was your friend!

ha ha I only accepted him as I thought if hes friends with you two he must be OK!!

I accepted him because I wanted to be popular.

I don't know who the hell he is!!!

tee hee at least your honest - I do normally try and only accept people I know but lately Ive let a few randoms in!! I feel mean otherwise!

He could be looking at you on his laptop in Broadmoor right now!

Whos Paul Manning?

Berniman.

well if hes looking at the pictures of my works Christmas partys Ive just been tagged in he will soon be logging off!! scary!

Mex is using my Facebook as a dating hotline!!

thatll be who added me then

I can confirm he has not added me

Or me.

I think it's a ginger thing.

He hasn't added me (I'm not ginger).

oh dear i think i have been accidently ignoring some people off here! i shall go on a major addathon later!

sam. as your profile is viewable to anybody,i'd say your ex is genuine rather than spying on you.

You already requested me to be a PS3 buddy with you so I thought I better invite you!

 ;D

Who's Wayne Kerr?

who do you class as randoms JFW!

It is pretty mad though, that people you don't know can look through all your pics. Isn't it?

Who are we talking about now Nick Lawson or me?

I have only added the names that I recognised or guessed from links to the user names?

Feel free to add me as a friend now that everyone knows my name!  Cheers Sam Binstead!

 ;)

That would be you!

I feel disappointed and cheated you aren't called Bernard.

I feel relieved!  Most people call me Berni though! You knew my name was Paul from the footie though surely?

Seriously, no I didn't  :-[

who's jamie finch?

Bangkok Red.

Only viewable to people in the Bristol network. She's in the Brighton network.

randoms would be classed as people I dont know at all!!! in any way shape or form!

I wish the cute 19 year old that chatted me up in the pub on Christmas eve would add me!! I saw him in the gym last night and he seems a little less cocky and confident when hes not bladdered!!  :soapy tit wank:

Who is James Tanswell  ::)

ha ha! Alcohol's great.

Ah, finchy, I'll add him later, my work has banned facebook.

I see Mr. Walsh still has a facebook account he just deleted all of us?

Finchy like off the office!! tee hee!

OMG has Sonic deleted me???????????????

me, someone suggested i add you

He deleted his profile so must've created a new one.

I guessed Tans, hence the smiley.  ::)

I just found and added Ben, the security words that I had to type where: "enhance clinton". Strange.

Mind you I didn't know you were Simon until Facebook, but you have been one of my friends for ages, so obviously you didn't know who you were excepting!

 :D

Yeah, I thought you were someone else.


I hope Bennett is proud of himself.

haha on your page, its funny when it shows all your latest friend requests!  pretty much the majority of the TEF :D

Oh and what is "fan of swindon town of fc lads page"  i think we should set up a ladies page if thats the case!

T
That would be me!  I was bored!  ;D

whys Sonic being so odd? - hes worrying me has he joined a cult or something?

...and didnt add any of us. Must be trying to tell us something.

I still owe him £4 as well...

I hope so.

Yeah, this thread got me adding everyone!  ;D

I joined the Swindon Town FC lads page after JJEdmunds joined!  Haven't really had a look yet!

Who is Mr Walsh?

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2337619137&topic=2814

First post here thats years old was made my James, so it isnt a new account is it.

He's just ditched us all?

I owe Jimmy for the Leyton Orient bus. Edit: he's on my Friends list still, so i'll drop him a message

I've accepted a request from Mr Berniman, just because i could do with the numbers :), i doubt i've ever laid eyes on him...

The enigma that is nick lawson

Yes by the looks of it.

right I need to check if Sonics deleted me - If he has Im going to find him and re-add him- people dont just "cut me out" what a bitch!!

I think he has a new girlfriend judging by his profile pic and that could be the reason?

thats even worser!!!

how does getting a girlfriend equate to deleting loads of your mates off facebook?

I have a low amount of friends I've only ever added one person to facebook!

Err. maybe it's worked the other way.

Maybe he got a girlfriend because he stopped spending time on here and cut of all us losers?

ha ha Ben your so right!!! I just re-added him with a message saying how dare he delete me!!

thanks for the friend suggestion of Bankok red whoever did that!

Four friend requests in a day?! You've all gone fucking bonkers!

That was my fault, I got bored and made loads of suggetions!

I think the girlfriend thing was going on before that. Remember a while ago him asking about places to stay for NYE?

I've had three today, but only one TEFer. Get me and my popularity 8)

I like randomly reporting people on it

reporting them for what???

I might do a sonique on you if you dont behave!! ;)

what, get a girlfriend?

I am now adding people that I think 'might' be Tefer's. I don't know why as I rarely use facebook.

It's good to put faces to names though, and now I can look at Charlotte's picture whenever I feel 'the need'.

oi!!!

It was a compliment. A tad sleazy but a compliment nonetheless.

Who is Martin Howells?

He was wearing a town shirt so I added him.

Glos Robin

you'd better save the pictures in case she deletes you.

You should be getting a request from Chubbs as well.  He works with me and has just sent me an email saying who the hell is Jamie Finch?

 :D

Magic

Done.

Feel free to use my pictures BKR

Yeah sorry, My bad!

Thanks to the joys of Facebook, a few people from my school have discovered that one of the not-so-hot girls in our Maths class is now a smoking hot nude model. How people change...

Add me under simon webb

Is Sarah Mildenhall any relation to Steve Mildenhall?

Wife, i think

I just added mex, I recognised his face from some photo-shop job he did in NSFW once.

I should really send an intro message as well though otherwise people may not know who I am.

Steve I just had a brought up a bit of sick then, thanks mate.

magicroundabout

If her surname is Hand, she is currently appearing on my 'people you may know' thingy.

it is strood

that is me!!

Charlotte if a tef member paid you to come round their house and tidy doing the washing up, bit of ironing, that kind of thing, would than constitute a "Hand" job?


(better you've never heard that before?)

So what's your facebook name then?

rahahahahahahah!! NEVER heard it before Jan EVER!! ::) :soapy tit wank:

P.S on the subject of facebook - didnt I take that photo of you and Jan you have as your profile pic?

Is that still my profile pic?  I thought I'd changed it to me and my Mrs (to be), at her bro's wedding.  But yeah I think you did take the one of me and Jan!!!  I love that photo, **embarrassed smiley that I can't be bothered to find**

When and where's you wedding jan?

I prepare for the "what you getting married during the football season" replies, but...

Saturday 12 September 2009, Holy Trinity, Calne, and reception at Guyers House.  Got a lot of the things we need to sorted sorted already which is good!

oooh Emilys getting married at Holy Trinity church too!! in May though! shes not hanging around! soapy tit wank!

Nice one!

Expensive though!! The church for us is £1000! Worth it though. Ours is 8th Aug so may miss the first game.

£1000 for the church??

How come so much? Ours was about £450

Mine was only about £500 as well.

"oooh Emilys getting married at Holy Trinity church too!! in May though! shes not hanging around! soapy tit wank! "

Emily P?  Who to Dom, or did they split up ages ago?  I'm out of touch re@ Caln-ites.

Think HT costs around £500 which isn't too bad, they put prices up due to cost of heating but the cost has actually gone down!  Oh well.

Is your Mrs visiting the Wedding forums on the net Sippo?  My Kate loves them, got loads of ideas from them, but you should see some of the brides on there, they post pictures of themselves asking people whether they or the model look better in their dress.  Please note my Mrs has not done this.  Not that she wouldn't look great but it's a bit funny if you ask me.

Not that I know of!! She's just collecting wedding magazines!

The church is a lot as its flowers, choir (not my choice), most of it is towards the upkeep of the church. It is christchurch so probably our own fault!!
I just let her get on with to be honest!

Wedding Magazines, the joy in her eyes when she sees a new issue is out.  It's like Christmas has come early.

Yes its Emily P - shes marrying Blacky!!! they noly got engaged just before Christmas

Ah, flowers. We budgeted for that seperately. Also we didn't bother with choir, or bells. Ours was just a blessing as we actually got married abroad.

Don't think I know Blacky, but we're usuing Emily's florist for our wedding-dong.

8 months to go!

how did we get from downloading pics of JFW and hand jobs to weddings?!

The joys of the TEF, you just never know where you're gonna end up Judders.

Don't know, but the ear ache I've had for not proposing on Christmas day makes me hope this thread vanishes. Hope she never sees it.

For what, curing hiccups?

ahhhh see I would never want to be proposed to on Christmas day as then your Christmas present would be an engagement ring - right??
why not get engaged on a random day thus meaning you get loads of gifts for Christmas and a big diamond another day!!

You lot put me off getting married for life - I dont wanna turn into some Bridezilla
Vegas for me please!!

Been with the same girl for 17 years now - never once had the urge to propose or been proposed to by her... if we did it would be Vegas and I'd put the £15,000 we would have wasted on a wedding on red

Richard Pullen

AMEN!!!

I organise events for a living - the thought of having to go home and sort out a wedding as well makes me want to slit my wrists - plus I always find things you look forward to for ages are never as good!!

Would Bournemouth late February be random enough? I'd splash out for a b&b for a few days. And a bit extra for a morning paper.

sounds dead romantic Sussex!

P.S Is this real?

I keep wanting my mates to propose to their biatches, just so i can go to a wedding/stag do... none of them will oblige though.

I'm counting on Bennett...

Meh, been with my missus eight years and we'll probably tie the knot soon. But I'm with you, it's a lot of money that could be better spent on the house and saving for babylons.

Is what real?

that your gunna propose to birdy in Bournemouth in Feb?

I think he was asking you.

No comment.

add me to the list of those with no desire to marry.

my mate just ended his first long term relationship (about 3 years), next thing i know he is engaged to some other girl and they're looking for a wedding venue. he's only 23. i think he's gone nuts. i didn't have the heart to say "what the fuck are you doing", i went with the more traditional "congratulations".

Come on mine.

Where you going on yours Sippo?  I haven't decided yet.  Wasn't gonna go abroad but the more I think of the alternatives the better it sounds. 

Ill marry Bennett - our children would have beautiful cheekbones

Ideally I want a little girl that looks like pockahontis but beggars cant be choosers at my age!!

Lithuania. £300. Paintballing, guns, VIP 'gentlemans' club, Hotel, transfers and flights. 4 days.
Might be expensive at first but over there, the beer is cheap as chips. So its cheaper to go abroad.

Add me bitches, james leggett.


Oh, mulley, what's the name of that girl from your maths class? :P

I'm contemplating somewhere like Croatia or heading back to Slovenia, lovely part of the world with cheap beer and plenty to do.  Similiar cost to yours by the sound of it.  Although Iceland's gotten very affordable recently and it's the kind of place you wouldn't necessarily go to normally.

Iceland I looked at, but just expensive when you get there.

End of the day, its all about the beer!!
I booked the flights before christmas, worked out at £120 each, looked on ryanair and they were free!! Grrr.

Iceland last year was £7 a pint.  This year, due to their money problems £2.50 a pint.  That's acceptable imo.

i think you should...!

if not then yeah do it bennett, you should do it straight after the next tash bash and everyone will look ace for the photos...!

£2.50 but then you've got to get there! In Lithiuania some places charge 60p for a litre of beer!!

Sonic has just confirmed me as a friend!! woooooo

That's fair enough, for my mates stag do we went to Oslo, most expensive stag do I'm ever likely to go on.  It's not nice thinking about how much each beer is costing you.  Although if you get lucky you can get a decently priced beer in Norway.

OMG Sonic has a really pretty girlfriend with a funny long name and he has pictures of his and hers tickets and passports and they are speaking to each other in another language!!

It's OK, they go once the wedding is over.

Then the baby magazines start.

is it Welsh?

If all else fails JFW, I'll marry you. I can't promise our kids would have pocohontas looks, maybe just sideburns, nobbly knees and poor eyesight. That do you?

No - like Norweegan or summit??

No.

I concur with this. Get on with it, Roo...

he can speak norwegian and welsh? cripes.

[/quote]But what would they get from their father Juddie ?

Is Michelle Miss Angry??

yaaarp.

whoop now we can be friends and swap WAGS diary books!

Yep thats me :)
But you should be too busy finding out about sonics passport, lady n tickets... i love a bit of facebook stalking gossip!

And get a photo of his bird so we can judge her.

also work out what language they are talking in and work out what they are saying!

her name is like Invilid or something? Im off home in a min - you will have to wait till the morning!! wooooo shes dead pretty though

Invalid!

Class.

gossip no more...

for the record, i deleted everyone bar two people - neither from here - on facebook as i intended to stop using it, along with the TEF and other forums, to try and sort my head out as i wasn't in a very happy place.

it didn't really work as intended but that's life.

apologies if i offended anyone by being my cuntish self :)

luftputefartøyet mitt er fullt av ål.

wooooooooohoooooooooooooo

hope you are ok sonic.i miss arguing with you

Yay! i hope you are feeling ok now
How exciting its just like facebook eastenders in this thread!

who needs a real life huh?

MA ARMASTAN SIND, SONIC YOUTH

you deleted me so you can fuck off yoof!

I still owe you £4 though...

you still here?

jeg er glad i deg

*Ingvild.

His profile is open. I feel like a spy.

Ai Shite Imasu SY :)

Welcome back Sonic!

This is rather an apt thread to aslo post this link:

http://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/sport/4025774.FOOTBALL__Facebook_reveals_Swindon_Town_heroes/

Does anyone have these fancy dress snaps?   Especially a blacked up Sturrock if we're taking requests!

Yes, my friend added them on her account.

That really is a slow news day!

Welcome back Jim. Your missus is a bit of a looker.

I do :)

This is possibly the gayest thread ever.

You're a cunt McMackin

Can someone post them on here?

jesus h christ, you're a smiler.

Did you make lots of new mates si

Only one :)

never noticed you'd gone tbh

also i've had three facebook friend requests from people on here but haven't a clue who they are.

i have seen Jamie Finch is Bangkok Red but no idea who the others are.
Paul Manning and Steve Williams???????

Facebook scares me a little.  My Mrs came home last night telling me some fella from her school passed away on Tuesday night, he was only mid 20's.  As he was a friend of hers on FB she went on to his page and his status was something like "xxxxxxx is in hospital with a drip in his arm, I'm that ill!!".  A day after writing that he sadly passed away.  Obviously the nicer side of FB is people can leave a few words for the bloke, but when you see recently added photos of him having a laugh with his mates and then you know what happened you think flipping heck how fragile is life!!

I had a thought the other day whilst warming up my cornish pasty, as the timer counted down 10...9...8...7....6...  I suddenly thought that's your life that is, one day, hopefully years in the future, it all comes down to those last few seconds, 5....4...3... know matter what you are, a cornish pasty kinda person with only 2 minutes to go, or a defrosting joint of beef individual with 3 hours on your timer 2....1.....  may you all not be cornish pasties for many many years....

That flipping depressed me for a little while, I still have that thought when I use a microwave and I see it beep at zero.

Tis me!

Blimey Jan, bit deep for a Friday morning!

The trick is not to stand there and watch it counting down, make sure you are doing something you want to do while it is cooking!

Cheer up mate, the weekend is here!

do i know you?!!

Yeah it's like taking money out of a cash point, I know I have money in there, it's not like I go anywhere near my over draft, but when I press that £40 withdrawal I have to look away before it shows me my balance.  Don't know why, but I always do.

As I've said before, I think I have some serious issues with the Grim Reaper.

pm him then.

Only from on here?!!

I think I know who you mean that died as too much of a coincidence - think his name was Simon Beadel and definitely in his 20's - theres a group on there RIP for him I think as a lot of my friends appeared to know him.

Scary how young.

Yeah it was him, seeing his nights out with his mates, when he didn't have a care in the world really makes you think.  Quite upsetting reading the comments on there, as you can't help but think about the friends and family that you know.

You're one strange cookie Janaage.

ahahaha that Pastie thing really cheered me up.I was going to make some Scramble Eggs in a minute but im too scared now. >:(

I'll take that as a compliment Si!  Not sure why I just will.

I don't consider myself strange, but at times I think a bit too much about things.

You'll be alright YR just don't look at the timer!!!!

I wonder when I'm on my death bed (if that's the way I go) I think to myself, fuck me I wish I'd never thought of that microwave analogy!!

I quite like jan's microwave of life story.

On a Facebook related note, I'm far too cool to add people i haven't met or don't know and stuff, so i'll just continue sliding through Facebook in a friendless bliss (he says adding yeovil). Anyway, whatever. This thread is like a big crazy gay love fest, which was the only point i actually had. And then failed to make.

It's funny you should say that Barry, there is a bid gay TEF orgy event coming up soon, I should probably rsvp as it looks like Yeovil Red went to a lot of trouble organising it.

I did?

ummm yes - quite a few people have said that - quite alot of people think either my mum or dad is chinese as when I do a big smile my eyes go all squinty and then cause Im always smiling people think Im chinese - thats why they call me Ting Tong at work!

err and by the way who are you? are we friends on Facebook then?

Good ol' fashioned racism :D

Im sorry If Ive offended anyone in anyway!

I don't find that racist.

Oh nice, gay stuff always excites me. :)

I saw you and axs the other day, and again failed to say hello. I swear axs is stalking me or i'm subconsciously stalking him. I might just add you both as friends if i can be bothered. At least that way i can't hide behind my slight anonymity if i see anyone again.

No, you were on the people you may know bit.

As i don't know you, we're not friends on facebook, but i can see your little pic Ting Tong.

It would be difficult for me to stalk you as I have no idea what you look like.

Next time just say hello, Si was drunk, he would have bought you a pint.

Where did you see us? Was I falling over by then?

You can be my friend if you like xxx I like new friends

Neither do I really, just a jokey reply.

Think there's only four people on mine I haven't met, but probably will at some point - Rich Pullen, jjedmunds, Berniman and Bangkok.

Actually, I don't think I'll be flying to Thailand just for a beer with the last one!  :)

Why the fuck not?

We should do TEF on Tour. First stop - Bangkok.

I should, i'm not exactly shy, it's like i said before. It's kinda easy to look a twat in front of friends when introducing yourself to "people you know online and by a different name". :D


You seemed sober to me. You were in the Merlin, Saturday, right before i had to go and play poker in Brizzle Casino, about 17:00 i think? (I came 4th out of 105. :) ) - You were playing pool on the table next to ours.

Yeppers.

That was fairly early, Si was still walking straight at that point.

I rocked at pool that day.

I'll sleep on it.

boooooo - Thats not the answer I hoped for

ok fine, i'll do the deed.

OH I think Ive met you before when you were with Yeovil once??????

no idea.

charming! ;)

I've not had the pleasure of meeting any of the current TEF regular posters. Sade being the only one I knew before.

me neither, apart from a brief rendezvous with Si Pie.

i've met a few but not been down to grace the CC with me presence for quite some time!!!

i think i need to asap. Even having to watch the Baggies V Manure in 3 weeks to get my football fix!!!

We must make that date in the Merlin soon mate :)

Back on weddings again!! Im going to be a bridesmaid! yeay!!!

Always the bridesmaid, eh? :)

well Ive never been a bridesmaid - apart from my for my mum but that doesnt count

 Only just noticed that a certain Mr Youth is the latest registered member...I'd go out and slaughter a fatted calf if I had one.

Bloody facebook!

A girl that i used to be best friends with has just contacted me. We were really close then i left my sons Dad and came back to live in Swindon. We were always on the phone n stuff... i then found out she was shagging my sons dad! How rude... we stopped being friends about then (9 years ago).
Anyways she has politely emailed me to inform me that she has a 16 month old son who is my sons half brother. She wants to come and visit me! She has also appologised for stuff from back then.
The problem is i still wanna stab her in the eyes.

Invite her down then, when she gets there, stab her in the eyes.

That's a bit much to have out on Facebook isn't it? As serious a use as I can see for FB is the odd hand-shandy over the ex missus.

is she a looker? if she is invite her down get me round and she will obviously fall in love with me, then i can break her heart by shagging you. simple.

Plus, after sleeping with both of you i can big up your ego by telling you that you were better in bed even if you werent.

everyones a winner.

It's very strange, its really thrown me and refreshed memories that i would really rather forget.

Thanks for the offer mex but i dont really wanna be second after her... if we could arrange something where i get a go first then its a possible goer

wow thats a bit mental - have you said anything to your son?

I understand your reluctance in being sloppy seconds therefore the offer is no longer applicable. You missed your chance sweetheart.  I never heard stfclady and JFW complain about it in the past but maybe they are just cheap and dirty?

cheap and dirty are my middle names!

Hahah

I've not told him yet, but i know he will be really happy n stuff which is even more shit cos i think that means i have to be nice.
I have checked out her pictures though n she is fat, well not fat just bigger than me, and my hair is better than hers. Im choosing not to look at her skin cause she is a beauty therepist so that will be better than mine :D

Is your ex aware of this child? hes in prison now isnt he?

P.S If the person you saw looked night was looking miserable in Black ear muffs then it was probably me  :D

Yeah he knows apparently and she has had nothing to do with him for over a year. I think thats what has led to the contact to be honest as she has said she realises how right i was about things and wishes she was as strong as i was etc

I didnt see your face, i just saw someone with black muffs walking in the car park just before kick off, I was sat on one of those white things munching chips from the chipper... yum! My brother thought i was strange when i said "i think i know that girl from the internet, i know her by the ear warmers"

Ace

not as worried as my son when he asked who Fred was and i told him he was a hairy man from the internet! :D

I wish we had got Chips from the chippy - yum - we made the mistake of going to Mcdonalds by TK maxx as we thought it would be quick and easy - right Im going to have a little rant now!!

Ive never had such poor service in all my life - they had NOTHING cooked - it took ages and the strange lanky gingerly boy serving was too timid to do anything helpful!! we ended up having to woolf our food down in 2 seconds flat in order to make kick off - some big fat girl came over and offered us a free pudding but I was all assertive and told her we didnt have time and we would prefer a refund so at least she gave us our money back! I was quite proud of myself!

Also they charged me 5p for ketchup!!!!

It was the hat luv

 :D

Good work! I wish i could get money back for things!

 Are you saying you wank over fB :o

Who doesn't?

:thumb:

 It's a fair point...

I'm sure he'll take it as a compliment.

I most certainly will.

 Bukkake time...

Quality, bet I can shoot the furthest

 Tends to happen when you haven't had any sex for a while...

But I wank twice a day, without fail.

You're no Nozza...

Just decided to use the flammableBen voting thing to try to work out some of you guys...if Lord Chimpington asks to be your friend, it's me (so you can accept or tell me to sod off, clearly!)

ah, I wondered who the fuck Lord Chimpington was.

could someone please advise me - If you remove someone from a group on Facebook do Facebook send them an Email or anything or is it like when you delete someone from being your friend - they dont really know about it?

I need to delete horrid Steve from someones at works birthday group as we dont want him to come!

ah that was you donkey! I jogged you on as I had no idea who it was! sorry mate!

are you an admin in the ben fit fella group?

if so, kick me out and I'll let you know if I get notification

ooooh good idea DV - Ill do it now

done it! let me know

I've not had anything. No e-mail nothing in my facebook inbox.

Checked my settings and I cant see any option about 'notify me when i'm removed from a group'

So I think you might be ok....perhaps double check with someone else first

woohoo - Thats good enough checking for me

Bye Bye Mingy Steve

My legion of fans grew again today  8) who is Michael Hardy though, does anyone know him? He added me but I don't recognise him.

Can't he just turn up now he knows the time and the place Einstein?

Anybody who hasn't already, feel free to add me... I'm under the slightly confusing "Rich Pullen".

He sits behind John and I in the town end... dunno if he posts here though??

Did anyone see that link Mex posted? Made me chuckle that, a clever bit of comedy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrlSkU0TFLs

thats the one

No because we are going in a limo and have to pay for that priverlidge so if he doesnt pay he aint coming and he wont pay as we wont see him!

Oh and Ive deleted him now!

So should I ask again?  Or will I have to keep jogging?

Lord Chimpington keeps coming up as someone I may know and based on the mutual friends I guess they're off here.... who be?

Donkey...

Alright don't be nasty, was only asking.

Dave why am I not your friend on Facebook? do you hate me?

I've decided I like Twitter better now. No annoying "come and do this ace quiz" requests, I just get to read funny things about what Stephen Fry and Jimmy Carr have been up to.

I'm getting a bit tired of Twitter and Fry's endless 'look at my lovely pictures' tweets and then everyone queueing up to felate him about how lucky he is to swan around the world with nothing but a film crew and two tonnes of Apple goods. And I like the man.

FB is the best Tweeter of all with about one per month.

Of course not - consider it rectified!

oooh twitter.

wooow Im friends with Dave - The ginger boy in your photo is quite cute

Im tweeting as "thetownendcom" I wonder if it will get us some new members

Indeed. I'm now following Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Ed Byrne, Jason Manford and Stephen Fry.

How can I find Stephen Fry and David Mitchell's twitter page? I've not used it before, linky please

http://twitter.com/stephenfry

http://twitter.com/RealDMitchell

http://twitter.com/flammableBen

http://twitter.com/thetownendcom

As everyone else is...

http://twitter.com/SamBinstead

Follow Richard Bacon hes a great Twitterer

http://twitter.com/richardpbacon

Isnt following people stalking?

Not if they're self publicising attention seekers.

....only if its fatbury following

Its legal stalking,its all the rage.

Yeovil Blue down wth the kids sinse 2009 :D

I prefer "down with the kids since 86"

that would make you the coolest kid on the block

I am arent I.

Thanks daddio!

However much I like Stephen Fry, I might have to remove him from my twitter. The dude just tweets far too often.

Instead of fucking what?

Come again?

He's taking the piss out of your name. Get him Sam! Get him!

Fight!

I want to, but really can't be arsed. I'm just fed up with his whole "holier than thou" attitude and know if I get into an argument I'll never win because he can use big words that no one else understands. Lah-de-fucking-dah. He's clued up on politics which makes him oh so much better than us commoners you know.

Im not sure I can cope with Facebook and Twitter

Are you going to believe I honestly didn't know it was his name?  I just read it as Sam B instead and I didn't get it. Sorry.

And holier than thou? WTF! I'm sorry I don't start political arguments other people do. TT posted footage of some right wing toss bag spouting a combination of partisan shite and the bleeding obvious and then attempted to argue that this supported his mad fairy tale ideas about anarcho-capitalism. I'm really sorry if me having read some books offends you Sam. I'll try not to demonstrate any knowledge of anything in the future.

hahahahahah that made me laugh!

I must admint, I know Sams name yet when I first read it. I also read it as Sam B instead.

fuck knows why.

You've just proved my point. Well done.

hahahaha lamest arguement ever

Oh the sweet irony!

Anyway, back on the topic of Twitter. Robert Webb had an ace rant at some Guardian journo whilst he was pissed up last night :D

Maybe if you read some books instead of the aimless chatter of B list celebrities you could know some long words aswell  ;)

I think if I read any books to help me understand what the hell you're talking about half of the time, I'd probably end up boring myself to death.

I prefer the "fuck you you're a cunt" type of arguement rather than this new found sarcastic style!

At least when Dell Boy blows a gasket he gives it both barrells!

Sort it out lads, give it some gustoe or not at all!

Hahaha taking stuff to seriously is all the rage!

WTF?!?!?

No I didn't. It had nothing to do with libertarianism, it was making a point about Cameron and how ineffective the Conservatives in the Commons are.

So fuck off you nutter.

(Is that ok, Berni?)

Bring back the funny (not boring) 80% bollocks!  This place is going through a weird spell at the moment.

You think?

I like it.

Im hoping to get a position in Comrade Lumpys seceret police.

Obviously it wont be Lumpys seceret Police,it will be the Peoples!

Well just report to Lumpy

The Tef Stasi are watching you

Fuck off you cunt.

This is a message from Janaage.  I am sorry for my previous post, I deeply regret it.  I will not attack the TEF again.  I have been made aware of the upset negative posts can cause. 

Long live the TEF comrades.

(Jan has been deleted).

Lumps is easily the TEF's greatest treasure. he rocks.

Good work Alan and Sam, that's more like it!

Hold on wait....  has Jan gone off on one now aswell?

And Sam, don't take it out on me Binstead! 

See what I did there! ;)

Nooooo, I haven't gone off on one Berni, my message was meant to be written in the style that I'd been taken out by one of the Stasi, my account hacked and a pro-TEF establishment post written "on my behalf" when he reality I had been murdered. 

Good work, but perhaps a bit subtle for a Friday afternoon?

yeah you're right Paul, seemed like a good idea when I was halfway through writing it.

Ahhh, get ya!

It is. It's very clever, and well done. Just the timing's a bit off, specially for those of us who went to the pub for lunch :)

It was a good idea.  I liked it.  I like all ideas on the TEF.  Long live the TEF.

I miss the old Friday lunch beers, can't really do it here anymore.  I used to love coming back from the pub, that little bit more relaxed, but louder, I never did it but people who managed 4 pints in an hour and then went back to work are people to be admired.

I've done 3 and that was too many really. 4 is outrageous.

Who is Michael Hardy please?

I accepted you as you are friends with Miss Angry and Luci therefor I deemed you "safe" ;)

Isn't he that bloke who's been stalking Luci and Miss Angry?

OOOOH HANG ON! Is it Michael off here??

I guessed he was off here as all our friends in common were

Oh, Mick Hardy the transvesitte of the Swindon area. Stalks on his prey online.

He's/she safe.

I didn't know I was friends with anyone called Michael Hardy - are you sure?   ???

Michael Hardy sits behind me in the Town End. He is safe.

I could be wrong sorry! I normally use you guys as a benchmark of safeness!

hehe, I checked and hes not on my list!

:D

Safeness? I'm not sure, but I think it's difficult to get sexually assaulted through the internet.

If you accept anyone on facebook who turns out to be a bit 'special', just delete them.

Maybe a Haitian magically erased him from your list.

ha ha - I dont accept any old Tom Dick or Harry! I just assumed it was someone off here and I didnt want anyone starting a thread about me being nasty or something!

Just any old Michael it seems.

I let any old spacker on mine

I need to find you a nice wife

Has anyone else had any weird Turkish guys try to add them recently?

Is there a way of turning off the 'Suggestions' on facebook? I'm pretty tired of being faced with that when I log in, suggesting I become a fan of 'Summer' or 'Hot Days' or even, most temptingly, 'Hot Nights', like the retard collective that mostly originates from people I used to know at school.

I kept getting messages through from some dating thing even though I hadn't added any such application. Eventually they stopped.

I recently found out you can block certain individuals status updates... a great feature.

You can block people on the chat thing too

As John says he sits behind us in the town end, he's safe, he's not a perv he just likes town fans

thats OK then!

I'm a perve and you both added me :)

YES! Goodness!  I thought it was because my friends a rep in Turkey!  She has a fanclub!

people still using facebook?

'ark. What are the cool kids using these days JPC?

Twitter.

Don't see the point myself.

Twitter is for facebook users that really don't have a life!

This really is quite sad.

I barely bother with facebook, but occassionally have a look incase I miss something as the odd person I know has managed to track me down from it. I just had a look to find friend requests from people that I just don't know....... WHY??

OK I've never met any of you, but at least we have something in common but why would a complete stranger want to be my friend? WHAT A SAD CUNT!!

Also a friend 'suggestion' from my sister, one of her friends whom I have never met nor spoken to. Again WHY???. I have my own friends, not many and that's the way I like it so I don't want to be having other peoples friends and complete strangers pretending to be my friend.

Rant over, saddo's.

Bangkok Red, sometimes those people who you have no connection to who try to add you are actually spam accounts.

I'm thinking of starting "Shitter" and let everyone know when  the kids are being dropped off at the pool, just as boring and irrelevant as all the other sites, probably make me a million though.

If you scoll to the bottom of your facebook screen and click on where it says English it brings up language options - I've changed mine to English (Pirate). It's quite amusing.

I now have Arrrplications. :)

that's amused me far more than it should.

its fucking great, im sticking with it

me too. I'm still giggling now, the email notifications are the best, they're entirely in Pirate.

much better!

1 grog fest sighted from the crow's nest.

And not the rubbish Somali kind either.

Parley, thar' be

no more than 6 shots 'o rum ago.

Brilliant :D Nice one Andy.

if you have ever started a group go and have a look, its fucking ace, took me ages to work it out.

I discovered this last week - still enjoying its work.

That is precisly why I thought pirates werent real!!!

How could pirates not be real?

this is amazing.

tee hee - Ive changed to pirate now!

Very amusing :D In fact the pirate speak may mean i look at it more.

Off track but hey...

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/4381029.Courageous_mum_chased_charity_shop_thief/

The 'journalist' only found this story cos the woman updated her status page. Fuckin useless.

Simon!!! I felt the need to remove that comment you put about my picture at 1am last night - where you pissed?? I didnt think my family needed to read things like that thanks!  ::)

What did it say?

Who is playing tha maffia game thing?

Yeah we need to know wha was said now.

I was not pissed. What was wrong with it?

I just wouldnt want members of my family seeing it!!

I purposefully don't have family members as friends on facebook. It's much better that way imo.

I was just going to put 'I would' but Jayohhaichenn had already done that on another photo :D

No adding swear words makes it much better! ;)
Has he!!! what photo??

Mingers! ;)

is Bob Crampton someone off here??

Bob Cramptonis the weather reporter from ITV Charlotte.

He's tagged my boyfriend,but he doesn't even have a Facebook account  ???

ITV Charlotte? That's an original name for a weather program.

It's on the web...

Yep - But Im pretty sure that its not him???

A quick search suggests you have a few mutual friends. Maybe ask them.

Yes the mutual friends are Mr Mulley and Mr Bennett - thats why I posted it on here?

If no-one answers me by midday he will be deleted! soapy tit wank!

i add anyone, i'm a slut

Im trying to be more picky - but its hard - The thrill of a new friend request is hard to beat

User. I feel dirty.

don't be like that paul, obviously i still have strong feelings for you!

I got Bob Crompton as well...


I'm considering a delete as well.

Oh yeah I saw that??? hmmm no photos = odd?

hahaha bob crampton, people who work at nationwide should be able to work it out

Would you like to be my friend JFW?

Bob Crampton is Neil Stevens... don't know why he's used a pseudonym?

who is Neil Stevens???

Yes Reg!

he works with me. i'm sure you'd know him if you saw him

hmmmmm Im thinking not so much

delete for him me thinks

Fatbury is now my friend on Facebook! :)

i'll give you 7 days before you find yourself needing to delete your whole profile.

HEH 

 :)

its ok JFW you arent Michael Pook !

fatbury, i dont think the tony adams in your freinds list is the real one somehow

Why you looking at his friends. Nosey twat

seeing if he had any apart from jfw.

you ging to the pub tomorrow tubber?

Probably not. But the George Bush on my friends list is him I tell ya.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8232250.stm

Facebook change 'led to murder' 
A woman was murdered by her partner after she changed her Facebook relationship status from "married" to "single", a court has heard.

Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26, was found stabbed by her young children just days after she took the action.

Cardiff Crown Court was told that Brian Lewis, 31, killed Ms Jones after telling friends he could not stand to lose her to another man.

Mr Lewis, of New Tredegar, Caerphilly, denies murder. The trial continues.

 

How did they meet?

I'm guessing you're lining up a Caerphilly pun aren't you? ;)

There was a young man from Caerphilly.
Who had a funny shaped willy.
His wife once said "look".
At my page on facebook.
Then he stabbed her with a knife like silly.

(Sorry, I'm bored)

I thought when I read this that her kids had murdered her.

Me too. English better needed.

Get yourselves over to facebook and look at Bushey Boy's latest picture :D

bannana man with curles

I think he means the Curlers Pic.

Ash lost his way a while ago as far as I can see, and this photo comes as no suprise. ;D

i just tagged it :) thanks for the heads up.

Si have you worked out who she is yet?

Yeah your best friend

Yours now! I think she might be some relation to Toni?

Ive decided to cull anyone who has a "zoo" or "farm" and continuosly clogs my pages with there stupid shite!

Not a fan of those who work with animals jfw?  I always had you down as a friend to the noble farmer.  Shame.

not virtual ones no!

real life ones are fine! - I live in Bromham for gods sake! :)

Yes, apps in general are beginning to get on my nerves.

Apart from whoever invented the Mornington Crescent one, because that's just wonderful

facebook weeds out the boring fuckers with nothing to do with thier (JFW, note spelling there!) lives,  pretty effectively.

Unless you did that on purpose that's very funny.

I dont even get it

On correcting your spelling, he mis-spelled their as thier.

Ha, nope!

I'll get me coat.

Taxi's on its way!

Click on the little x nect to the farmville updates and it gives you a choice of whether to ignore all farmville or ignore all updates from that user. I have ignored loads of stuff/people.

Im so doing that thanks!

Ahhh good work John. I shall follow suit. Stupid wannabe farmers.

Farmers and zooers BE GONE!!

i love my farm! I do try to skip most of the posting on walls though, bar a couple of things that manage to sneak through... for them im sorry!
Do as John says... ive been ignoring things ( and ppl ) for aaages!

Has anyone else had a Tracy Pickford and (I guess its her daughter) Gemma Louise Pickford add them? I accepted them as they looked like nice harmless Swindon fans - I actually think they are weird mental stalkers?????? I went onto there pages to delete them today - They have added every swindon/chippenham/Sailsbury player - everyone off Xfactor and strictly??

Odd????

No wonder I keep getting weird people come up on "people you might know" page!

In the past week its thrown up Matt Tubbs? Moses Ashokodi?? Hasney Aljofree?? random!!!

Exactly the reason i wont be joining facebook!....

Tracy Pickford tried to add me.

Not having a fucking clue who she was the friend request was ignored.

She is one of my best mates and obviously still has a soft spot for Brez

And every other player and z lister by the sound of it

really? do you actually know her or are you pulling my leg?

what do you think


 ;)

I wouldnt have put it past you to have podged her! ;)

purlease

I'm glad I'm not the only one - I had a fucking mental rant when I got about 50 farmville request to be a neighbour in about an hour... it's not fucking real, the EU wouldn't allow you to just keep sowing crops and if they did there isn't even a GM modified one that grows in 2 days and STOP SENDING ME PIGS as gifts - if I wanted a pig I'd ask you for one

I think Farmville has exploited the unemployed of this world who have little better to do with their time than pretend to be farmer Giles in the hope it will expand there CV

Miss Angrys tip worked a treat though

I know hide an farms/zoos/MAFIA WARS!!!

Must admit I'm a Mafia Wars junkie, but I never post anything to my page and only send gifts to friends that I know actively play it. I get pissed off with all the shit I have to wade through so I don't force it on anyone who doesn't want it.

join my mafia then you fucknut.

Well you changed your tune, when I asked who it was you told me to add her. I'm glad I ignored your advice.

I play Mafia wars but dont really get it! I must be a bit thick!

I don't think I'm friends on FB with anyone on here. Not sure it would be a good idea. Two worlds colliding and all that. There again, I need more people in my mafia. If anyone wants to add me on FB, search for "jonny swindon" and I'm the one with glasses, in black and looking "special". Add a msg saying you're from TEF as well.

did I ever actually say add her? I thought she was a nice harless swindon fan! I was trying to find you a wife

I've been adequately pimped out by another forum member thanks.

Was that me?

I think so

I never pimped you out i only introduced you to each other. Although thinking about it... last night i think i offered your body out, i knew you wouldnt mind!

Yeah, that's what I was referring to!

Anybody want a game of scrabble?

Bit busy.  Got 5 on the go at the moment.

Is there a way that I can refuse individuals posting comments on my status updates? I don't want to delete them as a friend I just want to screen retarded comments, just for a couple of individuals. Is this possible?

Just hide them?

Can you expand?

In your news feed, to the right of the sentence you get the option to hide.

ah, ok. I'll have to look when I get home. And I can choose who to hide it from?

Yes mate. You can just hide individuals.

more importantly is there a Charlie Austin fan club yet?

sort it out Danny boy

I wouldnt know how. The odd photo and a status update is as technical as I get on facebook!

Might give it a go.


#Think its created and lots of people invited!

Superb, thanks!!

more importantly

http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=202079914973&view=user#/group.php?gid=202079914973&ref=mf

:groan:

miserable sod.

I think you're looking for :Facepalm: as seen here: [url width=20 height=22]http://www.thedugout.net/community/images/smilies_final/facepalm.gif[/url]

We should definately get one. That said, I nearly joined Dave's group but need to decide between it at the Lescinel Jean Francois-Cult Hero one.

simple, both.

I'm in both.

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It's in the smileys now innit. :)

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next person to post an image macro gets banned.

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you cunt.

Didn't you remove your admin rights Ben? Seems rather fitting for a facepalm if you did. :)

yeah. I was playing the bluff. That pesky youth called me out big time.

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Dave/Dan Im loving your group! Loving Charlies sister liking me and Zoes comments I feel a bit famous!

Every time I look it has about 20 new members!!

Still I want over 405 members as that's how many the theo robinson page has

I invited everyone I could!! Have we invited any players to join?

I hope not. An appreciation society, or fan club is one thing. But having players as 'friends' on facebook is a bit sad, not to mention stalkerish.

Um I only have one player as my friend he added me and I do know him is that ok?
Tans is the stalker-tastic one! ;)

Only tried to invite Charlie via his sister. 

As far as I know you're the only one with a player on facebook?

If you actually know them Charlotte it isn't an issue.

I'm talking more about the saddoes that fill their facebook friends with players they've never even met.

Oh yeah I agree! I felt weird about adding Hugh MCgovern! 
How did you find his sister Dan?? Or did she just join of her own accord? Aceness

My sister keep sending me friend recommendations for her friends that I have never met or even spoken to.

Austins sister just joined the group and wrote on the wall

You cheeky bugger.

I dont have them on there anymore. It was only 2 anyway.

The only "player" i have on there now is Gary Stanley, but hes going on loan to everton soon...

I see Toni is in the group

OMG his girlfriends joined the group now!

Stalker tastic!
This is her "thing under her name"

 ♥ CHARLIE AUSTIN♥ ♥
------------------------------------You never cross my mind your ALWAYS on my mind,i dont like you i LOVE you, I dont want you i NEED you..I wouldnt cry if i lost you id DIE!! ♥ xXxXx BCM XxXxX

her whole facebook is about him
If I ever did this about my boyfriend I think he would actually dump me! hahahaha!

we also had a huddersfield fan call us tinpotters.

doubt he is old enough to remember our 'glory' years yet alone Huddersfields glory years!!

i saw it jfw... and cringed!

Im glad Im not the only one! Im glad you said that actually! I read it back and thought wow Im a big bitch!

People really need to set there facebook info to private! hahahaha!

Give it 3 weeks love he will be podging half of Swindon like the rest of them!

Whatever but is she hot? Pics pls.

how?? cant you just look yourself? go in the CAAG and click on her?

Maybe its just me, but in her profile picture it looks like Charlie is in the middle of taking a dump.

She knows she needs to put in some extra effort now he's a professional footballer!

I was thinking the exact same thing! BUT then i felt bad cos i guess the girl is only young and most prob her first love... awww. I wish i could live through those innocent years again.

I even feel bad writing that... i do hope charlie is a lovely young man and they live happily ever after cos i wouldnt wish bad on anyone!

At this stage the worst thing for his career would to become a jack the lad type.

I seriously hope you have not just noticed this.

wow, girls are so catty

I'm leaving the group, silly wrestling pictures.

Boo, Gary Stanley deleted me as a friend!

don't blame him.

Aww hw must have deleted me as well ive not seen him missing Sadie for some time now. :(

noticed what? That the players podge half of Swindon - alas all my expectations went out the window after I did work experience at the club aged 16!
 :cry:
I know miss angry - I did think the same I kinda miss the niavity of being young thinking men were forever!! :cry:

ditto.

 Gary Stanley  is looking forward to visiting Santa's grotto with Sadie, Kathleen and family on Saturday!!!
Yesterday at 21:03

Stop it you lot!!

wow, boys are so catty

I'm just showing off that I'm still gary's friend.

i don't think the charlie austin fan club like me :(

Bianca-Jayde.

That is the pikiest name I've ever heard.

Be nice she a best friend of my sister!

Although there are things I could say but won't on here about her!

been around has she?

She used to be called Angus.

I have two mutual friends with his Girlfriend.

How exciting.

Haha those guys got proper pissed at you! Bless 'em.

Oh and you look very familiar....Were you in the SU Tuesday late afternoon? It was either you or someone who is the spitting image of you that i was stood next to at the bar anyway....The cunt tried gettin served before me, so if it was you....nice try!  8)

I removed people who were taking the piss out of me and my private life, If I wanted my private life put on a internet message board I would do it myself I don't need people doing it for me.  Joking or not I didn't find it funny in the slightest even if you did.

dont blame u mate, they are a bunch of cunts anyway :)

You mean like you put it all over Facebook... what are you up to with Sadie this weekend?

I dont remember doing anything :o

I have one! Exciting times!

Yes and putting it on facebook with family, friends etc is different to posting it on an message board. If I wanted it here I would post it here.

Jesus, you should be less sensitive and realise it was a harmless joke. Nobody wished anything bad on your relationship, particular as I doubt very few have even met your girlfriend.

Also it's all pretty anonamous on here, unless you know people in 'real life' in which case they would probably know all about it from facebook anyway.

I didnt take the piss.

I wish I bloody did now!!

I've been in slough so i doubt it was me!!

All gingers look the same

Not saying anyone wished anything bad, in fact I would hope people would wish quite the opposite. Just dont want it posted on here. Had all sorts of shit in the past, not that it is relevent to now and just want to keep that on facebook.

Fucking hell Gazza chill out, you're smitten, good on ya who cares what any other cunt says.

Although I started knocking about with my lady friend around a similar time as the Sadie status' started popping up and I haven't mentioned her once in mine I don't think... so maybe man the fuck up a little bit ;)

Strange.....

True, just don't really want it on here. It's like someone saying their mrs is pregnant and me taking the baby scans from facebook and posting them on the forum saying oh here is so and so's baby. Thats a bit personal really.

So, here's an idea. If you don't want details of your personal life posted on the Internet, don't post details of your personal life on the Internet.

Think I've blocked my facebook now anyway! Just think its a bit cuntish really but oh well wahts done is done!

It's no more cuntish than posting what so and so got up to on an away day. Cliquey maybe, cuntish no.

what happened

I can post personal details of my personal life how much i please!....its not pleasant when someone else does...and it shouldnt be done...i could find out details about you Pauld...i wouldnt post them though.
The main reason i havnt joined Facebook.....ITS TROUBLE!

Leave Paul Davis alone

I'm sure you could and I'd agree that shouldn't be done. The point was that Gaz had already posted details of his personal life on the Internet. Which is rather different from you finding something out about me or anyone else and posting it in the first place. Although I was more taking the piss than making a massive point tbh.
Have to agree. Never quite understood the urge some people seem to have to live their life in public on the Internet. But I'm probably just showing my age

Yeah, pick on tans instead :)

Must join this group and not let Oxford get there first ...http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=193770309529&ref=nf#/group.php?gid=193770309529&ref=nf

He'd posted it on facebook - viewed only by his friends and family, stuff was then posted on here, a pretty much open site, seemed a little harsh to me.

Shoot me for posting this as I know groups are pointless blah blah blah but in anything (even as small and petty as this) we must beat the jocks.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/I-bet-England-can-reach-1-million-before-Scotland/192307364564?ref=ts

that is petty.

EVERYONE JOIN THE CHARLIE AUSTIN APPRECIATION SOCIETY

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=246448973625

You fucker!

Sorry, couldn't resist :D

I removed it because Luci was going to beat me up on boxing day if I didn't

And it was????

A mystery

Booooo.

Just saw this. Not on my page, but posted elsewhere. Oops. :)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK (http://i48.tinypic.com/293ao77.jpg)

Oh dear, wattamistakatomaka!

I'm enjoy reading stuff on lamebook.com .... People are stupid.

Who is that?  ???

This was quite amusing...

http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=1232

some of those are quite good

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Austin himself has joined it now. Very nice.

He certainly has!

I dont know if that makes him a tad arrogant or down to earth and connecting with the fans. We'll call it the latter.

I only log into Facebook to read STFC Dave's updates

Awww

i was having a chin wag with mark od the other night

For someone with a breakfast Radio show, he does seem to have a lot of late night Facebook activity.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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i can only see a red cross

Oh, try this: http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/gallery_facebook_revenge_hook_up_list/

That's horrible.  Its also hilarious.

Quality

Rough justice.

"Pick up your phone" :) :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What is v-card?

I just googled it, it apparently means to take ones virginity.

brilliant

Outstanding.

Is it wrong to feel slightly aroused?

Only because you wish you were once on a list like that.

****searches for witty retort****

I think "I'm on your mum's list" would have sufficed.

:)

I would quite like to meet the treacle that made that list

I'm fascinated by what #4 did to get "NVM" written by. The thing needs foot notes.

Not Very Much?

nevermind

Noshed vulva, magic.

is there a Danny Wilson appreciation society yet?

Dave I forgot to say I heard your shamless plug on the radio at the weekend - tried to rope in some more people to join the group today - got 2 friends from work coming to the Leeds game told them they cant come till they are members on the CAAS!! 

good, good.

1,000 members then its time for from CAAS t-shirts!

Hell yeah! I'd wear one!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Swindon-Away-Days/126234138381?v=photos&ref=ts#/pages/Swindon-Away-Days/126234138381

Swindon Fans Facebook profile. Join!

Ban that Knob head in the CAAS who wrote the stupid comment about a dislike button please Dave!  :nod:

Oh and the other one who wrote the cats names comments!   :D

I assume he meant that austins mrs might not like the idea of you wanting to marry him.

Which she wouldn't in fairness

That's because she is a weird bunny boiler! God it's a joke! Me thinks the person who would most like the dislike button is Charlie himself!!  :D

Is the man himself a member?

What are the clubs views on players having accounts I wonder? Do any players user twitter? I know its banned at some clubs accross the country.

I think Charlie is a member, because he went on there to say thanks to people around Christmas time. I'm sure Dave knows the answer

It's at 998 at the moment. I'll send a few more invites out!

i'm number 999...

Think Charlie and most of his family are members

1000th member.
Done, moi.

Congratulations.  You win a little bit of wee from JFW!

Charlie is indeed a member and has posted on the wall wishing everyone a happy new year and thanking them for their support.

His mother, sister and girlfriend are also members.

I expect the club dont mind about players having accounts providing then arent using them to have digs at each other or the gaffer or something - or giving out club confidential details.

Plus, he probably had facebook well before he was a pro footballer.

I see there is  Charlie Austin Swindon Hero page (not as good as the group obviously!!) does anyone know who is behind that?

Anyone notice the new sponsor at the base of the DRS, "Austin Bricklaying Ltd" i think it said? Couldn't read the phone number, but i wonder whether it's based in Poole? ;)

paynter and decorater up next game then?

....although I expect it said Austin Brickwork Ltd as a quick google search throws up a company based in Newbury and Hungerford.

Austin Bricklayers - the first search result is for a brickie based in houston texas.

That's the one. Wonder if it's his old man or if it was part of the deal? Could be a good thing, i for one would use him if that was his dad should i be inclined to have brickwork done. And i expect many other fans would as well.

a labour company called Austin based in hungerford. I'd say its almost certain it is Charlies dad.

Naturally, if I need any brick work doing I would use him - even if he's crap! just because its Charlies dad!

good advertising.

I await a whole ton of rumours along the lines of "Charlie Austin's dad is repairing my garden wall at the moment and he mentioned..."

doubt it considering the family are not based in poole.

There mortar this than meets the eye.

You're really plumb on with that one Nev

Sounds like a good way to cement his relations with the club

His career with us looks to have solid foundations

He needs to keep his feet on the ground though because one day he'll inevitably face a wall of criticism

I just hope that he keeps on playing well and doesn't brick it.

We possibly have the same ad at Poole ;)

In a piggback race given the chance of climbing on the back of any ex Swindon manager, I reckon he'd go for the Hod every time.

He always does well in the mixer

When do I get my Tshirt then??
Oh and does anyone else think Charlie Austins sister doesnt like his girlriend very much??

Swindon 3-0 Leeds has picked up 485 fans in two days. Nice.

his mrs dont like you

She can bore off!
God it's a joke!

biancas coming to get ya

Hahaha! Lucky me! She might bonk me round the head with a bottle of lambrini or a fake Chanel bag!  :D

bonk :D

:D Clingy or what?

No disrespect to the girl but she is 'obssesed with him'. Like a few people on here (not mentioning any names!).

Hahaha!! Do you mean me??

No, his GF.

Like a few people on here.

that clearly doesnt refer to his gf does it?

:fishing:

yeah dan you arsekisser

I'm so sorry I happen to like our player that is scoring shit loads of goals :D

I like your society Dan!

everyone should!

Its about the most in form striker in world football.

:fish:

Yes he's good, and I am chuffed to bits to have an inform striker, but in all fairness some people do take it a tad too far.

If you could have bum sex with him Dave- would you??  :chuckle: Ive always wanted to use this smiley in context!! :a2m:

cheer up you miserable fuck!

Is that aimed at Charlie?

No I would not.

Would you?

good comeback!  :girlgiggle:

hes to old for charlotte

DONT!!!

my boss is 40 and shes "going out" with a 17 year old

its her youngest sons mate!!

FULL OF WRONG

Sounds a good result for both parties to me, young 17 year old learning from a 40 year old, fantasy land for a youth.

I can't imagine her son's taken that well.

It's awkward. I can tell thee is I have been in the son's shoes myself though.

My mate was a bit older than 17 though, but that was offset by the fact that before dating my mum, he dated my sister.

I was so glad that I was living in Greece at the time.

Imagine that around the dinner table...or bumping into your mate as he comes out your mum's bedroom. Not right.

I also know of a guy who was due to settle down with some girl, buy a house, get married etc etc. Until she ran away from him to marry his dad instead.


Ouch

Blimey, you were you previously a resident of Walford BR?

I went to college with someone whose boyfriend ran away with her dad! They were having secret bum fun.

Could only in Oxford

^^

Close.

Park saaaaarrrrfffff mate, innit bruv.

NO! son has not taken it well at all

Its mean really - she just says "Oh he'll get used to it"

Dont think his mum is too thrilled either!

Dell if she was kind of "up together" I could understand it but.....

It made me laugh when the oher day I asked if they were coming down the pub for a drink aftre my pool party she said "he would come if he could get some money off his mum"

maybe we could start a thread on this? how wrong is wrong?!!

Yes you are so right - I was just throwing in a flimsy stupid comment - my lad is going out with a woman 8 years his senior at the moment, not sure what she wants to get from the relationship apart from the bleeding obvious.

my mrs is 13 yrs older than me

Whats wrong with seeing a woman 8 years older?

Whats wrong with seeing a woman 8 years younger?

The fact that you're 17.

Na-Na-Nana Nineteen :)

It was a joke anywho. Paedophillia is no laughing matter

As was mine Dave.

You mean you don't find it disturbing?!

Sicko

My misses is seven years younger than me.

The difference is that she was a young woman when I met her, and not a young girl.

When I was 17 a 40 year old woman was in no way what I wanted! It still isn't!

How is a 40 year old woman better than a 17 year old girl?

I've never met a 17 year old girl who could give a decent blow job for a start.

Think Carol Vorderman.

Im not sure why but this made me nearly cry laughing

It's all teeth and over-exuberance!

Take your time love, and be gentle. It's not a competition.

Imagine it as a competition tho.

OK 17 yr old ladies, line up!

"No love, that's just the shaft. It's the bit at the end that does the biz"

OMG I need a tena lady!! stop it you lot!  :rofl2:

That lad is a fucking hero. I remember banging something (I'd hesitate to call her a woman, she was a right mess) in Ibiza when I was 18, she must of been about 35, it's a rite of passage surely.

+5 Man Points

Being the judge of a 17 year old girl blowjob contest would be the best thing ever.

Anyway if they don't know what to do you can just get them to do what you want.  >:D

Being the judge of a 40 year old woman blow job contest would be better!

Actually it was agreed it would be +10 at the time cos I puked on her floor on the way out

I love you x

Ive never felt the need to podge a 50 year old man??!!

This.

But when you were 17 did you ever fancy a 30-something?

I just fancied footballers  :-[

In Greece I spent a week with a girl who went by the nickname "Beer belly Bev". In all fairness though she was a great lass.

Man pointage?

Nil. "Great lass," behave yourself.

the trick is you have to find the 17 year old girls that have been shagging for a few years

My Wife's 8 years younger than me. I bought her on russianbrides.com

Boooo Charlie Austins girlfriend has changed her priviacy setting on Facebook so I cant nosey/laugh at her wall anymore!

Thats a bit of my fun for the day gone then!  :nonono:

Stalker! :D

Yep!!

What would you like to know ;)

Are you friends with her chick??

Unfortunately my sister is best friends with her!