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Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:16:02
Does anyone know if the Advertiser is going to be on sale at the ground tonight?
Thanks.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:17:04
It will in the newsagents i reckon.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:19:50
I know that but i want the collectors card and can only get that if they sell the paper at the ground.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:20:23
Whats the collectors card for?

Is it for something exciting like a Free McDonalds, Tub of Shower Gel or a pack of Sweet Chilli Nobbys Nuts.

Otherwise its not worth getting. Waste of time.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:28:51
I just get the cards to laminate them and then put them away in a box somewhere.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:31:06
Are they player collector cards?

Bean flicking material then.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:32:09
*Shudders


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:37:44
Quote from: "Toni"
Does anyone know if the Advertiser is going to be on sale at the ground tonight?
Thanks.

I prefer Smith..........


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:38:49
Quote from: "STFC4LIFE"
Quote from: "Toni"
Does anyone know if the Advertiser is going to be on sale at the ground tonight?
Thanks.

I prefer Smith..........


Fucking hell dont start her off again!!!!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:39:30
Quote from: "tans"
Are they player collector cards?

Bean flicking material then.


Yeah they are. So far i've got the team photo, Lee Peacock, Phil Smith, Jerel Ifil, Steve Adams, Peter Brezovan and Sofiene Zaaboub.
But i need to know whether the paper will be on sale at the CG tonight so i know not to buy it from the newsagents this morning.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:41:00
30p?

Be a devil and risk it......................


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:42:37
In 20 mins it will be this afternoon so youll have to be quick.........


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:45:02
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:45:03
Larwood got me Lee Peacock especially then kept it for herself!  Selfish bitch  :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:46:41
Quote from: "herthab"
30p?

Be a devil and risk it......................


It's actually 35p.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:46:54
Quote from: "Toni"
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!



No need to take that abusive tone is there?

Some people have no fucking manners.............


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:49:02
Cunts the lot of them Hertha.

Why dont you just get a porno Toni?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 11:49:14
Quote from: "Toni"
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!


Think you can gather by the lack of answers that nobody knows Toni...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:02:00
Quote from: "Toni"
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!


CODE RED   CODE RED

Somebody fetch the paramedics

Calm down love


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:03:05
Remember Toni, it's not good for your health...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:04:02
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Toni"
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!


CODE RED   CODE RED

Somebody fetch the paramedics

Calm down love


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:09:02
The Adver is usually on sale outside the ground. But sometimes it isn't.

Hope that helps.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:12:30
I think it is but I have heard it might not be


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:13:34
Quote from: "Toni"
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!


FTAO FATBURY :    Comments now oh wise one ???


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:15:49
It will be on sale tonight, Toni. But only on the corner of Arkell's and Town End.

Hope that helps your tiny little mind.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:17:04
Quote from: "McLovin"
It will be on sale tonight, Toni. But only on the corner of Arkell's and Town End.

Hope that helps your tiny little mind.


Yeah, now go and worry and something fluffy instead, bunny rabbits are cute...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:16:50
I've just spoken to Andy Cryer who said it will be on sale by the Town End this evening from around 6.45.

However I have just spoken to Bob Holt who said there is no Swindon Advertiser and even it if it did exist there is no way they would allow the sale of such a right wing, fascist newpaper to go on sale any where within a 5 mile radius of the County Ground.


(please note I have spoken to neither Mr Andrew Cryer, or Mr Dobbin Holt, and can neither confirm whether the aforementioned newspaper publication will indeed be available at the County Ground, SN1 this evening of 6 November in the year of our Lord 2007).


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:17:10
Fatbury will go down now and check for you atop his mighty steed.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:18:57
Quote from: "Toni"
All i want is a straight forward answer to whether the advertiser will be on sale tonight! Fucking hell, a simple yes or no will do!!!!!!!!


yes or no.

Come on Toni, chill out, it's hardly a do or die question.  If it's on sale it's on sale, if not unlucky.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:20:23
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "McLovin"
It will be on sale tonight, Toni. But only on the corner of Arkell's and Town End.

Hope that helps your tiny little mind.


Yeah, now go and worry and something fluffy instead, bunny rabbits are cute...


Not my colleagues. One of his just died of myxomatosis. Although he's not exactly distraught, he's hoping the other goes the same way. Won't somebody think of the children?

All together now, Brrrrrrrrrriigggght eyes, burning like fire.....


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:27:17
I see tickets for Sugababes at the Oasis has sold out then.

Did you get yours Fatters?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:28:51
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "McLovin"
It will be on sale tonight, Toni. But only on the corner of Arkell's and Town End.

Hope that helps your tiny little mind.


Yeah, now go and worry and something fluffy instead, bunny rabbits are cute...


Not my colleagues. One of his just died of myxomatosis. Although he's not exactly distraught, he's hoping the other goes the same way. Won't somebody think of the children?

All together now, Brrrrrrrrrriigggght eyes, burning like fire.....


D'ya know what, I've never seen Watership Down.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:35:21
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Larwood got me Lee Peacock especially then kept it for herself!  Selfish bitch  :D

  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
He lives in my purse,along with Jerel  :D

I doubt the cards will be available tonight,i have a feeling its a Saturday thing.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:37:52
Quote from: "Sussex"
I see tickets for Sugababes at the Oasis has sold out then.

Did you get yours Fatters?


Yeah he got mine too  :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 12:39:25
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "McLovin"
It will be on sale tonight, Toni. But only on the corner of Arkell's and Town End.

Hope that helps your tiny little mind.


Yeah, now go and worry and something fluffy instead, bunny rabbits are cute...


Not my colleagues. One of his just died of myxomatosis. Although he's not exactly distraught, he's hoping the other goes the same way. Won't somebody think of the children?

All together now, Brrrrrrrrrriigggght eyes, burning like fire.....


D'ya know what, I've never seen Watership Down.


as Merton said: It's more like Watered-down shit.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:03:46
two things:

firstly, watership down is awesome and anyone who dislikes it is evil and eats babies.

secondly, why is everyone being so harsh on toni? she rules.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:15:58
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "tans"
Are they player collector cards?

Bean flicking material then.


Yeah they are. So far i've got the team photo, Lee Peacock, Phil Smith, Jerel Ifil, Steve Adams, Peter Brezovan and Sofiene Zaaboub.
But i need to know whether the paper will be on sale at the CG tonight so i know not to buy it from the newsagents this morning.



I had the Phil Smith one but my mum said that he was shit so i swapped it for Dennis Wise .


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:17:50
I had Phil Smith


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:20:03
Quote from: "Fogster"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "tans"
Are they player collector cards?

Bean flicking material then.


Yeah they are. So far i've got the team photo, Lee Peacock, Phil Smith, Jerel Ifil, Steve Adams, Peter Brezovan and Sofiene Zaaboub.
But i need to know whether the paper will be on sale at the CG tonight so i know not to buy it from the newsagents this morning.



I had the Phil Smith one but my mum said that he was shit so i swapped it for Dennis Wise .


  :)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:21:49
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I had Phil Smith


Did you now?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:24:40
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I had Phil Smith


I had Brezovan but he seemed to fumble around and didn't have any confidence.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:30:23
we should have swapped, I love a man that loves a good fumble.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:31:27
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I had Phil Smith


I had Brezovan but he seemed to fumble around and didn't have any confidence.


Did he keep fisting all the time, Sorry i mean punching


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:32:41
I wasn't keen on  punching, I prefer balls deep.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:33:56
Nah he just wasn't good at ball handling


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:34:16
Right down the channel? How about pulling him off at half time if his performance is poor?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:39:10
Sugababes at the Oasis .. I hope youre kidding Sussex .. cos I love them!! Especially Heidi

Toni - get the Adver anyway .. if you need to buy a card ill give you the 35p myself!

End of crisis!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:39:31
Quote from: "Fogster"
Right down the channel? How about pulling him off at half time if his performance is poor?


Won't have too if he has good ball control


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:40:28
I had one with Mc Govern on it. I put it on the window sill but it kept drifting inside.

The Adie Williams one was found face down in a puddle

Couldn't make up my mind where to put the Peacock one

The Zaaboub card was always found on the floor

etc etc


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:43:20
whens the Pook card coming out thats what I want to know .. he better be back in the squad tonight as well!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:45:02
Quote from: "fatbury"
Sugababes at the Oasis .. I hope youre kidding Sussex .. cos I love them!! Especially Heidi


http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/display.var.1811493.0.sugababes_sold_out.php


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:45:33
Quote from: "fatbury"
whens the Pook card coming out thats what I want to know .. he better be back in the squad tonight as well!


Would you like it laminated, sir?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:47:16
To be on the safe side, why don't you stop at a newsagent on the way to the ground.

Or is that too simple?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:48:33
Quote from: "fatbury"
Sugababes at the Oasis .. I hope youre kidding Sussex .. cos I love them!! Especially Heidi

Toni - get the Adver anyway .. if you need to buy a card ill give you the 35p myself!

End of crisis!


Can't now. I'm too busy. I've got to go to the doctors really soon.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:48:54
Quote from: "Sussex"
Quote from: "fatbury"
Sugababes at the Oasis .. I hope youre kidding Sussex .. cos I love them!! Especially Heidi


http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/display.var.1811493.0.sugababes_sold_out.php


Bollocks .. I never even heard it announced  :cry:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:49:49
But then you won't get the collectors card Ralphy. You shouldn't waste 35p before the game in case they do sell it and then you have two copies of the same paper and you've spent 70p instead of 35p.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:50:14
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "fatbury"
Sugababes at the Oasis .. I hope youre kidding Sussex .. cos I love them!! Especially Heidi

Toni - get the Adver anyway .. if you need to buy a card ill give you the 35p myself!

End of crisis!


Can't now. I'm too busy. I've got to go to the doctors really soon.



Medication time with Nurse Ratchet?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:50:15
Quote from: "Ralphy"
To be on the safe side, why don't you stop at a newsagent on the way to the ground.

Or is that too simple?


Or surely you could just go to the ground, if they're selling it then great, if not you presumably know there was no card today - also is it imperative you get a copy of the Adver every day anyway?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:51:58
Quote from: "Fogster"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "fatbury"
Sugababes at the Oasis .. I hope youre kidding Sussex .. cos I love them!! Especially Heidi

Toni - get the Adver anyway .. if you need to buy a card ill give you the 35p myself!

End of crisis!


Can't now. I'm too busy. I've got to go to the doctors really soon.



Medication time with Nurse Ratchet?


Actually no! I have to get my blood test results back to see whether there is anything more serious with my heart than just these panic attacks.
I'm hoping she'll say that i can't go to football anymore.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:52:56
Crikey, this buying a paper lark's more complicated than I first thought.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:53:16
Your hoping that she'll say you can't go to football?  :?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:54:31
Yeah. Although to be honest this is gonna be my last season anyway so it doesn't matter whether she says i can go or not.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:54:37
Quote from: "Sussex"
Crikey, this buying a paper lark's more complicated than I first thought.


Its a bloody minefield.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:55:42
Quote from: "Sussex"
Crikey, this buying a paper lark's more complicated than I first thought.


You better believe it. I just bought a copy of The Times but was nearly put off cos it wasn't in broadsheet.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:56:07
Quote from: "Toni"
Yeah. Although to be honest this is gonna be my last season anyway so it doesn't matter whether she says i can go or not.


Er, why?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:58:22
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Toni"
Yeah. Although to be honest this is gonna be my last season anyway so it doesn't matter whether she says i can go or not.


Er, why?


Cos i'm completely fed up and fucked off!

We're also hoping to move sometime in the very near future.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:59:22
You baffle me...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 13:59:54
And me.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:00:05
See, this is what happens when Fatbury is allowed to stalk innocent ladies


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:02:22
dont blame me!!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:02:32
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
You baffle me...


Why?  :?

Thought everyone would be happy about that.

Anyway my mum wants to move out of the west country so thats what we'll probably end up doing.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:03:48
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
You baffle me...


Why?  :?

Thought everyone would be happy about that.

Anyway my mum wants to move out of the west country so thats what we'll probably end up doing.


Nothing to do with the fact I'm moving back I hope..... :mrgreen:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:03:48
You can't just give up football, because, um, it's the law or something


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:03:51
do you have aspergers


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:05:06
Quote from: "Batch"
You can't just give up football, because, um, it's the law or something


I can give it up. I'm not fucking driving miles and for hours just to watch Swindon!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:07:23
:-))(


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:09:27
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Batch"
You can't just give up football, because, um, it's the law or something


I can give it up. I'm not fucking driving miles and for hours just to watch Swindon!


Why the fuck not, some of us have never lived anywhere near Swindon and never give it a second thought.

Quote from: "Toni"
And Fred you can shut up about my mother, she's passionate about the game which is more than i can say for most of you lot that actually post on here!


Doesn't sound too passionate now...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:13:05
Nah cos we've given up trying now.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:15:03
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Batch"
You can't just give up football, because, um, it's the law or something


I can give it up. I'm not fucking driving miles and for hours just to watch Swindon!


:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

It's just not possible. Cut down on home games, sure, but just give up,  never.

Surely you will go to any 'away' games near your new residence won't you?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:16:11
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:16:49
Toni, giving up your club is like saying ''I don't like my mum, i'm not gonna see her anymore''.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:17:45
So why are you collecting Town player cards then?

It just doesn't seem logical to me.

Still it's your life.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:18:05
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Toni, giving up your club is like saying ''I don't like my mum, i'm not gonna see her anymore''.


Well i don't see my dad anymore cos i don't like him. So its very easily done for me.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:18:36
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Toni, giving up your club is like saying ''I don't like my mum, i'm not gonna see her anymore''.


Who would tell her what to think???


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:19:13
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:19:14
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Toni, giving up your club is like saying ''I don't like my mum, i'm not gonna see her anymore''.


Don't talk bollocks you big bollocks talking bollock.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:19:50
I was going to tell people to stop bullying you eariler but you are just attention seeking arent you. :(


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:20:15
Im confused :|


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:20:52
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


And burger a pie money


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:21:22
You could move to Reading?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:21:24
TONI =

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/33.gif

Get a fucking grip


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:21:44
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:21:48
Spacey are you feeling better?  :D

I heard you were not well.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:22:58
Quote from: "Oevil red"
I was going to tell people to stop bullying you eariler but you are just attention seeking arent you. :(


Nope. I'm really pissed off. I've had enough of everything to do with the club. After this season thats it. I've finished!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:23:00
The miracle of the TEF, god bless it!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:23:41
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


ITS NOT A WASTE IF YOU DON'T ENJOY IT. You'd be putting yourself through hassle and extra expense to go and do something that you don't enjoy.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:23:46
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spacey are you feeling better?  :D

I heard you were not well.


I have been very ill recently ralphy, but I've now made a full recovery...........unfortunately my underwear couldn't be revived and has had to be cremated.


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Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:23:47
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


Isnt that all the hom games weve played?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:24:27
plus 2 cup games.


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Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:24:32
Yeah exactly. So i'm not wasting the left over tickets in my book.


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Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:25:04
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


We're not even half way yet love - after the Rovers game I'll miss every game until maybe the Millwall home game last day of the season because I'll be in the Alps - you've basically just written off 6 months by saying the season's nearly over - by that logic shall I just not bother going away because it'll be May soon?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:25:28
Quote from: "Toni"
Yeah exactly. So i'm not wasting the left over tickets in my book.


What?  :wall:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:26:15
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spacey are you feeling better?  :D

I heard you were not well.


I have been very ill recently ralphy, but I've now made a full recovery...........unfortunately my underwear couldn't be revived and has had to be cremated.


Will you be going tonight or are you fucked off with the club too? :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:26:21
Oh dear oh dear uve missed 2 games. Fuckng hell ive missed more than that.

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:27:02
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


We're not even half way yet love - after the Rovers game I'll miss every game until maybe the Millwall home game last day of the season because I'll be in the Alps - you've basically just written off 6 months by saying the season's nearly over - by that logic shall I just not bother going away because it'll be May soon?


By the time December comes and goes the season will be close to finishing and we're almost into December.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:28:26
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


We're not even half way yet love - after the Rovers game I'll miss every game until maybe the Millwall home game last day of the season because I'll be in the Alps - you've basically just written off 6 months by saying the season's nearly over - by that logic shall I just not bother going away because it'll be May soon?


By the time December comes and goes the season will be close to finishing and we're almost into December.


seriously what the fuck are you on about - the season ends in May.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:28:38
this is an amazingly funny thread .. and it really shouldnt be! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:29:02
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spacey are you feeling better?  :D

I heard you were not well.


I have been very ill recently ralphy, but I've now made a full recovery...........unfortunately my underwear couldn't be revived and has had to be cremated.


Will you be going tonight or are you fucked off with the club too? :D


I'm not going tonight........why do you keep smiling at me? You'll be winking next and I'll have to climb inside the internet and flush your head down the khazi.


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Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:29:35
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Toni"
Nope. I'm really not that bothered anymore.
I really don't want to go tonight but i'm not wasting my season ticket!


if you're not bothered and don't enjoy it then its not a waste is it. In fact you're wasting extra by coming cos it'll cost you petrol and adver-special-picture-card money.


Well it is if i don't go. I forked out over £600 for 2 season tickets and we've only used 7/8 tickets out of 24 in the book. If we don't use the others thats a waste. But if you think about it the season isn't incredibly far away from finishing and i'm going on holiday in just under 3 weeks for 2 weeks so i'll miss about 3 Swindon games then.


We're not even half way yet love - after the Rovers game I'll miss every game until maybe the Millwall home game last day of the season because I'll be in the Alps - you've basically just written off 6 months by saying the season's nearly over - by that logic shall I just not bother going away because it'll be May soon?


By the time December comes and goes the season will be close to finishing and we're almost into December.


seriously what the fuck are you on about - the season ends in May.


Yeah but think how quick that comes round once December has gone.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:29:45
You realise that December to May is half a year - christ you''ll be 73 soon...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:30:40
I love birdys footballer realted filth!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:30:44
Quote from: "fatbury"
this is an amazingly funny thread .. and it really shouldnt be! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Why shouldn't it be?

You're all happy and i'll be happy once the season is over so everyone wins.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:30:57
i give up. i'm flabbergasted. my head has a brick shaped pattern on it.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:31:45
:groan1:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:32:52
Quote from: "axs"
i give up. i'm flabbergasted. my head has a brick shaped pattern on it.


Yeah I noticed that before but didn't want to say anything. Were you born with it? Is it a genetic thing?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Boeta on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:32:58
surely you are wasting your time moreso if you go to watch swindon rather than doing something else that you might enjoy?

just because you have paid for something it doesn't mean you have to do it if there's something you'd rather do instead


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:33:36
HELP! My head hurts.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:33:46
Quote from: "Boeta"
surely you are wasting your time moreso if you go to watch swindon rather than doing something else that you might enjoy?

just because you have paid for something it doesn't mean you have to do it if there's something you'd rather do instead


seriously, i've tried expaining that, trust me- you don't want to get into this discussion.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:34:46
Quote from: "Boeta"
surely you are wasting your time moreso if you go to watch swindon rather than doing something else that you might enjoy?

just because you have paid for something it doesn't mean you have to do it if there's something you'd rather do instead


No. By not going i'm giving the current board money that is being wasted. I might has well have given them the £600 but requested not to have the season ticket. I'll go til the end of the season but thats it.
Anyway i have to go to the docs now.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:35:43
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "fatbury"
this is an amazingly funny thread .. and it really shouldnt be! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Why shouldn't it be?

You're all happy and i'll be happy once the season is over so everyone wins.


I guarantee that about 95% of people reading this thread will have though at some point 'is it me?' and shaking their head at the screen in bemusement.

December to May is 6 months, you're 20, that's 1 40th of your life so far, yes?  Does it really feel it's gone that quickly?

Also May till now has felt like a bloody age, it certainly hasn't flown by!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:36:08
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:36:24
You amuse me Spacey.


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Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:37:16
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "fatbury"
this is an amazingly funny thread .. and it really shouldnt be! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Why shouldn't it be?

You're all happy and i'll be happy once the season is over so everyone wins.


I guarantee that about 95% of people reading this thread will have though at some point 'is it me?' and shaking their head at the screen in bemusement.

December to May is 6 months, you're 20, that's 1 40th of your life so far, yes?  Does it really feel it's gone that quickly?

Also May till now has felt like a bloody age, it certainly hasn't flown by!


Its flown by to me! I booked my holiday in January and that only feels like yesterday! In yet i go on holiday in 20 days.


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Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:37:42
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Boeta"
surely you are wasting your time moreso if you go to watch swindon rather than doing something else that you might enjoy?

just because you have paid for something it doesn't mean you have to do it if there's something you'd rather do instead


No. By not going i'm giving the current board money that is being wasted. I might has well have given them the £600 but requested not to have the season ticket. I'll go til the end of the season but thats it.
Anyway i have to go to the docs now.


http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/dumbass.jpg


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:38:21
KT, how long till i'm 27? August is after december is it not?  :D


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Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:38:27
"Toni" has to be a piss take, a creation of someone who is bored on here doesn't it?

Are those who have 'met' her in on the joke.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:39:03
Toni's no joke. Seriously.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:39:13
Quote from: "Ralphy"
KT, how long till i'm 27? August is after december is it not?  :D


Yeah, it's about five minutes after December I think.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:40:08
Toni is full on reality Batch


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:41:17
I love Toni. She's that stupid you could probably talk her round to an anal-rape fantasy re-enactment in a matter of minutes using the most basic of arguing techniques...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: redbullzeye on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:42:07
Is 9 pages in 3 and a half hours a record?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:42:54
it's a very sad and frustrating one if it is. oh who am i kidding, i enjoyed it. :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:43:15
Like this ?

"DB :  Can I rape you up the shitter Toni ?

Toni : Will it hurt ?

DB : Nope

Toni :  OK then "


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:44:22
Im having a fucking ace time


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:44:53
Quote from: "axs"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I don't see how pretending to be a pirate is going to help, but I'm willing to give it a go. Arrrrr jimmmm lad. Nope.

Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Toni is full on reality Batch


 :shock: I guess the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:45:39
Toni's managed to get nearly 10 pages out of a thread on buying the adver at the ground. That's what the  TEF is all about.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: toniandguy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:46:18
Toni hun, do you fancy going out for a drink with me?

We could talk about Brez and Dennis Wise.  :beers:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:46:34
Do you often wonder if the whole world is against you Toni?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:47:55
:shock: Fucking hell, when I left an hour ago this thread was 4 pages  :shock:

Toni I am sorry but PLEASE GET A LIFE. Ta


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:48:17
Quote from: "toniandguy"
Toni hun, do you fancy going out for a drink with me?

We could talk about Brez and Dennis Wise.  :beers:


is your name guy?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:48:44
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Like this ?

"DB :  Can I rape you up the shitter Toni ?

Toni : Will it hurt ?

DB : Nope

Toni :  OK then "


Hate to be a pedant, but that's not even surprise sex, let alone full blown rapeage.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: toniandguy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:48:59
That would be telling


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:49:19
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You amuse me Spacey.


You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:49:34
"Dennis Wise says that he bacame the greatest manager in the history of forever by letting people rape in the botty, I reckon you too Toni could go on to great things if you let me do it to you."

"Would my mum approve?"

"She insists on it."

"OK then, here?"


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Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:49:35
For someone who's sick to death of all things STFC related isn't logging on to an STFC fans forum, and posting a comment every 10-15 minutes a bit of an odd way to behave.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:52:50
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You amuse me Spacey.


You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


Sarcastic funny.

Like the time you said you thought Lee Peacock was holding a chimp.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:53:31
Don't forget to buy the paper when you go to the doctors Toni.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:55:20
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You amuse me Spacey.


You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


Sarcastic funny.

Like the time you said you thought Lee Peacock was holding a chimp.



Sorry Ralphy but that is funny


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:57:32
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You amuse me Spacey.


You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


Sarcastic funny.

Like the time you said you thought Lee Peacock was holding a chimp.


 It's alright ralphy, I was just taking the opportunity to quote from Goodfellas. What's this about Lee Peacock holding a chimp?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:58:50
Quote from: "axs"
i give up. i'm flabbergasted. my head has a brick shaped pattern on it.


Is that why you're always pointing ?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:59:16
Did Spacey turn into Joe Pesci for a second there?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:59:20
Foggy i know, Spacey is comedy gold.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:59:27
there's mortar me than meets the eye.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:59:31
Think that was something to do with the Ibiza tour?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:00:38
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You amuse me Spacey.


You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


Sarcastic funny.

Like the time you said you thought Lee Peacock was holding a chimp.


Where the fuck is that "flew over his head " emoticon when you bloody want it?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:01:22
There was a pic of me and Lee Peacock.

Spacey said ''is that Ralphy? I thought it was Lee Peacock holding a chimp''  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:03:11
Quote from: "Lumps"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You amuse me Spacey.


You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


Sarcastic funny.

Like the time you said you thought Lee Peacock was holding a chimp.


Where the fuck is that "flew over his head " emoticon when you bloody want it?


It did go over my head totally. I don't watch enough films or tv.  :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:05:41
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "fatbury"
this is an amazingly funny thread .. and it really shouldnt be! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Why shouldn't it be?

You're all happy and i'll be happy once the season is over so everyone wins.


I guarantee that about 95% of people reading this thread will have though at some point 'is it me?' and shaking their head at the screen in bemusement.

December to May is 6 months, you're 20, that's 1 40th of your life so far, yes?  Does it really feel it's gone that quickly?

Also May till now has felt like a bloody age, it certainly hasn't flown by!


Its flown by to me! I booked my holiday in January and that only feels like yesterday! In yet i go on holiday in 20 days.


Thereby not missing a single home league game/wasting or not wasting a ticket.

Should we make Gerald aware of this thread ?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:07:26
Quote from: "axs"
there's mortar me than meets the eye.
:D

I nearly used that instead.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Boeta on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:22:03
i can't work out who is more dense, toni or ralphy. fuck me it's painful reading at times


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:29:30
I'm 23 kgm^-3

To the pub to increase my density.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:35:38
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I'm 23 kgm^-3

To the pub to increase my density.


I suppose in order to add to density you'd have to steer clear of beer and cider due to the gas - I reckon one of the densest drinks has to be aftershock - perhaps you should drink it by the pint...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:46:26
how the fuck did a retard like toni get a driving licence?
she loves swindon so much it nearly gives her a heart attack and is now on diazapam.
then starts a thread as she wants cards of players.now wants to stop going to matches and giving up stfc?

you couldn't make that up! :soapy tit wank:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Boeta on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 15:53:51
i'm pretty sure kahlua would help in your efforts

mex might have knocked back a few


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:17:37
Toni sounds like such a lovely young lady, perhaps we should all buy her a copy of the adver in case she forget's and in case anyone forget's to get it for her.

I hope she tells us how she got on at the Doc's though....did they find it or did she just throw a wobbly at them  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:32:26
This thread has cheered me up no end, it's ace.

Toni - go to the ground, buy the paper, get the card, give the paper back so you don't have to carry it and burden your heart, enter the ground using your season ticket but walk out immediately so it isn't left in your book unused, go home log back on here so that the people that aren't going tonight can enjoy another intellectual thread.

Thanks  :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: toniandguy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:32:30
Leave her alone!!!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:35:37
Is it me, or is anyone else thinking Toni has a split personality disorder?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:36:50
I can't find her on myspaz anymore  :cry:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:38:42
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
Is it me, or is anyone else thinking Toni has a split personality disorder?


No, it's you.   Oh, and you.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:38:57
It's in her profile you spaz  :wink:

http://www.myspace.com/tonistfc


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:48:11
Quote from: "Boeta"
i can't work out who is more dense, toni or ralphy. fuck me it's painful reading at times


I just reply without thinking half the time, i'm hardly thick am i.

I know that May is the 5th month of the year and the Adver is sold on the corner of the townend before the match.  :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:51:02
Yeah i got the answer i was looking for. The doctor wants me off of Diazepham (as she doesn't want me hooked on it) and she also wants me to stop going to the games. So i guess i got the answer i was looking for.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:52:18
wanna give me your season ticket tone?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:55:13
Not after you've been fucking nasty to me!  :P


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:56:44
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
It's in her profile you spaz  :wink:

http://www.myspace.com/tonistfc


That's left me feeling really depressed.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 16:56:45
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
I can't find her on myspaz anymore  :cry:


If you all hate me so much why do you bother to look on my myspace?


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Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:04:55
After all this abuse, I surprise your still posting on here.

I think you need to start again Toni. Think before you post and don't take everything so seriously.  Everyone on here has tried to help you, but your so into creating your own problems and wanting to stop watching Swindon for no reason.  We all get stressed, annoyed by watching football, but we get over it. (well apart from the England/Portugal match). Enjoy football, going with friends, have a laugh.

Think about it carefully. It's not Swindon, it's you and your mind. Request the thread to be locked, start again and go and bloody watch Swindon.

Enjoy life, and stop wasting it! At least you can!


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Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:06:40
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
I can't find her on myspaz anymore  :cry:


If you all hate me so much why do you bother to look on my myspace?


if you know we all hate you so much why are you still here?

Amusing at first, but the "joke" is wearing thin now.


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Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:08:02
Quote from: "arriba"
wanna give me your season ticket tone?


bollocks to that, you want that diazepam :nod:


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Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:09:11
been there and done that.fucking mad stuff when taken with booze


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Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:21:49
Quote from: "Toni"
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
I can't find her on myspaz anymore  :cry:


If you all hate me so much why do you bother to look on my myspace?


To be fair it's not personal, I've never seen a myspace page I didn't hate.

I still can't work out why anybody thinks it necessary to publish on line every little thing that runs through their heads.

Bloggers are even worse. NOBODY CAREs WHAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH YOU BORING BASTARDS!


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Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:26:29
Well i spend more time on facebook now. I hardly ever go on Myspace now - i prefer facebook.


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Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 17:39:26
Quote from: "Toni"
Well i spend more time on facebook now. I hardly ever go on Myspace now - i prefer facebook.


Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.........................  you didn't really get the main thrust of my point there did you......


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Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:03:04
Quote from: "Ville Valo"
After all this abuse, I surprise your still posting on here.

I think you need to start again Toni. Think before you post and don't take everything so seriously.  Everyone on here has tried to help you, but your so into creating your own problems and wanting to stop watching Swindon for no reason.  We all get stressed, annoyed by watching football, but we get over it. (well apart from the England/Portugal match). Enjoy football, going with friends, have a laugh.

Think about it carefully. It's not Swindon, it's you and your mind. Request the thread to be locked, start again and go and bloody watch Swindon.

Enjoy life, and stop wasting it! At least you can!


No one has tried to help me! And people are so two faced on here cos they have a dig at me but at least i go to all the games - virtually everyone on here don't go to the games cos "they can't be bothered to go". - And they call themselves supporters.

And Lumps i am blonde so no i probably didn't get the main thrust of your point there.


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Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:06:34
Fucking hell toni, I think that last point is a bit silly really.  If you dont like teh piss taking then do one.


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Post by: Toni on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:11:55
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Fucking hell toni, I think that last point is a bit silly really.  If you dont like teh piss taking then do one.


Oooo. I obviously hit a nerve there then.

I will do one cos i'm sick of you lot!


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Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:16:18
Haha this thread is mint  :D


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Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:18:08
Goodbye.

ps - no nerve I just think your a bit stupid


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Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:40:58
When i see a massive thread like this i normaly dont bother, but i did read this one, and at first i thought everyone was being a bit harsh but reading the lot, you are just an attention seeker toni, we dont care if you went to the doctors, we dont care what medication your on, we dont know you, why do you seem to need to post everything that going on in your life.

its for attention/sympathy,


get a life toni.


P.s- sorry if that seems harsh, but thats reality.

P.p.s- yes im in a bad mood.


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Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:47:50
Quote from: "Toni"

No one has tried to help me! And people are so two faced on here cos they have a dig at me but at least i go to all the games - virtually everyone on here don't go to the games cos "they can't be bothered to go". - And they call themselves supporters.

And Lumps i am blonde so no i probably didn't get the main thrust of your point there.


Have you not noticed the abuse that people dish out to each other on here every day love?

Fatbury gets called a cunt on pretty much an hourly basis but you don't see him getting a strop on do you.

Mind you that's because he's a cunt. And actually he does get a bit narky about it every now and again...........

I've sort of lost the tread of my argument here.......

But basically most of the people on here are grown ups and can dish it out and take it. If someone thinks your talking shite then they say so. Usually they'll explain their argument and you get a chance to respond and make your point. If you can't back up your initial statement then you mostly either back down or just stop posting.

Posters that get the real flack are the ones who:

1) post an opinion
2) react badly to anyone who disagrees
3) doesn't attempt to back up their initial statement
4) instead falls back on the rather tired "everyone's entitled to their opinion" argument (the point being that yes they are but everyone else is entitled to disagree and that starts a debate which is kind of the point of the whole fucking exercise)
5) Restates their initial opinion in another form of words repeatedly every page of the thread
6) Finish by accusing everyone of bullying them because they get called a few nasty names (verbal abuse is the default setting on here I'm afraid. Personally I blame Birdy - she's got a nasty mouth on her that girl).

Now, I've not gone through all your posts one by one, but I've the feeling you might have been gulity of making a few of those newbie errors.

All I can say is don't worry about it. Draw a line and forget what's gone before, and when you post in future try to remember the rules.

If you post an opinion (this players better than that one, this managers better than that one, Ralphy looks like a chimp) be prepared to back it up with something. Just chuck a load of stats at the fuckers (that fools most of the thick cunt's who can't count above ten without taking off their shoes and socks).

If you can't do that and others post convincing arguments against your point then be prepared to consider that you might be wrong. A simple "yeah you might be right but I still feel....." lets you withdraw gracefully.

People do it on here all the time, post something without thinking or without knowing the full facts or when angry or pissed, and then back down. I've done it myself when after sparking a 12 page thread on whether Mark Devlin should take some responsibility for the shit we're in the man himself logs on to let me know exactly how little control he had of the club when nominally the CEO. Sorry about that Mark!

The main thing is to try to grow up a bit. It's not a playground and there are no teachers to run to if someone calls you names. just call them a cunt and get on with your life, that's the TEF way.

Right, that's all the help you get (and it's more than anyone else has ever had).  Sink or swim on your own from here on in.


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Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:52:21
Oh FUCK!

That took me a good 5 minutes and she's fucked off. That's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back wasted.

Bollocks! Can we at least sticky it somewhere and have it posted to all new joiners so that the thin skinned and feeble minded are given sufficient warning of the cruelness of the forum before they post?


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Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:55:41
you could almost understand her being a bit mental if she was fit, but...  :soapy tit wank:


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Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:56:28
Good shout that man


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Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:57:20
Quote from: "Leggett"
you could almost understand her being a bit mental if she was fit, but...  :soapy tit wank:


Completely and totally excusable, in fact welcomed


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Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 18:58:37
:D:D


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Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:02:26
Quote from: "Toni"
No one has tried to help me! And people are so two faced on here cos they have a dig at me but at least i go to all the games - virtually everyone on here don't go to the games cos "they can't be bothered to go". - And they call themselves supporters.


At immense personal risk of fuelling an already raging fire, I'd like to take umbrage with your statement above.

Cast your mind back when you initiated threads about (1) your mum and (2) your panic attacks. Most people showed concern and compassion for your situation and offered helpful advice. Granted some took the piss (which IMO was wrong), but this is the TEF, and pretty much anything goes. If you don't like it or can't handle it, find another forum which is more moderated.

And the fact that you don't consider me a 'supporter' because I don't go to games grates with me. I'm not going to give you any clues as to why thats the case, I'll let you work it out for yourself. Right now, I'd give anything to get to a game at the CG, or elsewhere tbh, to see Swindon Town.

And just to finish, I agree entirely with Lumps (good posting sir).

EDIT: BTW Toni, I'm not having a dig, but you can't make statements like the one above without expecting a bit of a backlash heading in your direction. So quit the hysterics, calm down and above all, ENJOY the football (and this forum).


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Post by: Luci on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:07:27
I have one input on this thread.

Bring back the manatee.  At least it was mildly amusing!


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Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:07:53
Good post Coxy

Fucking attention seeking at its best mate

I kinda feel sorry for her now  :mrgreen:


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Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:09:05
Quote from: "STFCLady"
I have one input on this thread.

Bring back the manatee.  At least it was mildly amusing!


I love ya to bits mate but dont even suggest that !


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Post by: Luci on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:10:44
:mrgreen:


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Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:10:45
i missed all teh manatee hubub. thank fuck :P


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Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:14:39
where the hell have you been jim


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Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:16:14
Quote from: "Leggett"
i missed all teh manatee hubub. thank fuck :P


It was a low point on the TEF. One of fucking hundreds, obviously.


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Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:18:02
internet-less at the flat, until recently, now i'm just sans-PC, as soon as thats rectified i'll be spouting my usual shite.


its been a fucking age since i've seen you fella, its not good!


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Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:47:50
I'm bringing a blow up manatee to Leeds


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Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:50:15
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I'm bringing a blow up manatee to Leeds


I'm not going, so i'll give a big pin to someone who is.


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Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 19:55:38
Quote from: "Sussex"
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I'm bringing a blow up manatee to Leeds


I'm not going, so i'll give a big pin to someone who is.


I'll bring a Sussex voodoo doll too. Watch out for your eyes.


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Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 20:00:41
flat? have you moved again leggett??


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Post by: DiV on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:15:17
did Toni buy the adver?
did Toni get the player card she wanted?
did Toni go to the game?
did Toni have a heart attack when Oreint scored?
did Toni survive when we score?
will Toni go again next week?
...or the week after
...or the week after
is it really the first day of May tomorrow?
what happened to December, January, February, March and April?
is this thread the worst the TEF has ever seen?

So many pointless questions, no one actually gives a flying fuck about....


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Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:17:20
Toni posted a question about the Adver and the poor girl has been defending herself from an onslaught ever since. A lot of what she says might be a bit attention seekerish, but the whose posts aren't?

It's difficult to get used to posting on a forum like this, where lot's of people know each other and have lot's of in-jokes and stuff. But some of the behaviour towards Toni has been plain bitchy. I won't name birds or ladies because I'm too nice. Well apart from axs. Ginger cunt.


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Post by: axs on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:31:27
fuck off you bald cunt.


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Post by: Manatee on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:31:58
hellllooooooooooo.


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Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:34:48
and i don't take kindly to being compared to toni, you cunt


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Post by: Red81 on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:36:47
Quote from: "sonic youth"
and i don't take kindly to being compared to toni, you cunt
It's uncanny. :wink:


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Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:38:08
Quote from: "sonic youth"
and i don't take kindly to being compared to toni, you cunt


That's exactly what she'd say if she was you.

I love you more though sonic.


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Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:40:52
fascists.


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Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:43:46
I'm so liberal that I wouldn't even think about joining an organisation which was fascist against fascists.


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Post by: mexico red on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:53:15
ok might not be everyones cup of tea but has been some pretty harsh bullying here.

i think a few people need to rein themselves in a bit.


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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:58:22
Quote from: "DV"
did Toni buy the adver?
did Toni get the player card she wanted?
did Toni go to the game?
did Toni have a heart attack when Oreint scored?
did Toni survive when we score?
will Toni go again next week?
...or the week after
...or the week after
is it really the first day of May tomorrow?
what happened to December, January, February, March and April?
is this thread the worst the TEF has ever seen?

So many pointless questions, no one actually gives a flying fuck about....


Hello Gerald  :D


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Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 00:59:19
7 posts ago I tried you lame Mexican but slightly tarnished white knight.


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Post by: mexico red on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 01:01:34
dont mess with a mexican on a crusade to stop bullying


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Post by: yeo on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 01:02:18
Ill ban you all


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Post by: yeo on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 01:03:24
Today is "Ban Bullying at Work Day"


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Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 01:03:53
not if i ban you first.


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Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 01:07:50
I won't ban anybody, I'm too nice.


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Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 10:16:11
Goodness me, I'm not sure if it's in our best interests to keep this thread going but who cares?

Toni, you're wrong most of us attend games all over the place, some travel quite a long way for home games.  You can't say that most of us aren't proper fans because we don't go if you're planning on moving away so you don't have to go to football anymore - as I've said there are quite a few here that rack up fucking miles to see the Town.

Lumps and Coxy, good posting.

I think this is actually one of the best threads we've ever had.


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Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 11:15:00
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Like this ?

"DB :  Can I rape you up the shitter Toni ?

Toni : Will it hurt ?

DB : Nope

Toni :  OK then "

Who is DB?????


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Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 11:25:39
dave blackcurrant


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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 11:47:51
Quote from: "Lumps"
Quote from: "Toni"

No one has tried to help me! And people are so two faced on here cos they have a dig at me but at least i go to all the games - virtually everyone on here don't go to the games cos "they can't be bothered to go". - And they call themselves supporters.

And Lumps i am blonde so no i probably didn't get the main thrust of your point there.


Personally I blame Birdy - she's got a nasty mouth on her that girl.



fucking charming  :D


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Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 12:58:57
Quote from: "Chubbs"
flat? have you moved again leggett??


no no no sebaldo my old fruit, still in the same place, its a flat tho.


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Post by: Toni on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 13:47:15
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


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Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:08:11
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


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Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:08:12
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.

 :box:


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Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:09:40
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :old:


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Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:11:00
:soapy tit wank:
its a forum with 85% bollocks toni's mum.
dont take offence dear!

is that season ticket still going spare?


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Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:11:48
Is Toni the daugher or is Toni the mother, are they a split personality???? :shock:


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Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:11:54
1961? my mum was 10 :D


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Post by: Luci on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:14:16
I still want the manatees back..........................

Sometimes this site is like a school playground.


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Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:17:48
my prediction: Toni is not real and is a wind up alter-ego of a regular poster


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Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:19:04
It's fairly simple, this forum has been how it is for a very long time now, some people like it and stay, some move onto other forums, some just stay out of the topics and read what's said.

Now I understand you're looking out for your daughter but she's old enough to look after herself and make her own mind up if she wishes to continue posting, the last thing I'd want if I were in her shoes would be my mum or dad coming on threatening to close the site down.

I don't know what you're going to try and achieve by reporting this to the club, this site is completely unofficial for a start but also for people like me who live too far from Swindon to be able to moan about or praise the team with any other Swindon fans - my mates are all Northampton fans, they don't give a monkeys about what I thought of a game etc.  To be able to chat about the Town with other followers is damn important to me.

Also it makes no difference how long you've been a fan, it gives you no more right to come on here acting high and mighty than someone who only started supporting the club yesterday really.

Also talking of nappies...

Now I hope this wasn't too idiotic, reading back through it it all seems to still make sense to me.


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Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:20:39
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


Sorry mum

 :mrgreen:

Seriously though

Calm down dear..............its a forum

Report us to the club, their reaction will be  :roll:

No wonder Toni gets panic attacks if this is the example you set her

 :?


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Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:25:33
i reckon toni and her mum are members of mensa


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Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:32:27
www.talktofrank.com


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Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:33:41
OH.MY.GOD!  :shock:


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Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:34:31
I do feel bad that Toni is feeling bullied, however she needs to be explained if you write about having panic attacks and also asking very silly questions then you are open to a bit of tongue in cheek comments.  Personally I think that as your daughter is an adult by you coming on here you will get more mickey taking.

Perhaps try the following forums :-

www.thisisstfc.co.uk


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Post by: yeo on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:38:30
Wow this is a real first!

Dont think we've had a Mum on here telling everyone off before.

I propose a new forum section especially for members Mums 8)

On a serious note some of you were needlessly harsh,do it again and I will send you to your rooms with no Tea  :x


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Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 14:41:13
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42663000/jpg/_42663099_kevin203.jpg


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Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:01:50
:soapy tit wank:

Toni, the more you react, the more your have the piss took out of you believe me.

This is the internet, don't take things to heart.


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Post by: mexico red on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:05:47
not true ralph we just hate you


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Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:06:47
Quote from: "Ralphy"
:soapy tit wank:

Toni, the more you react, the more your have the piss took out of you believe me.

This is the internet, don't take things to heart.


It's taken you fucking buffoon, didn't you learn anything in school you fuckwit, it's a wonder you manage to dress yourself in the morning, let alone navigate yourself around delivering the post...

 :wink:


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Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:07:07
:D


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Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:19:58
Okay okay this thread has gone wayyyy too far

To rectify the siuation, I propose we have a fight.

http://a306.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/m_aa9e09d650aac1fedfab649fa2f57371.jpg
vs
http://www.nwf.org/ecards/images/manatee_2356_rockne_knuth.jpg


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Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:24:11
which one's toni?


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Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:25:20
anyone else think banning toni for her own good might be wise?

after all, none of us want her bad health on our collective conscience  :D


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Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:34:38
Quote from: "sonic youth"
anyone else think banning toni for her own good might be wise?

after all, none of us want her bad health on our collective conscience  :D


Please do, other people just don't get us do they, maybe we are the ones that aren't normal. is it wrong I want to punch people?


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Post by: tans on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:40:51
Not at all birdy.


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Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 15:41:31
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
anyone else think banning toni for her own good might be wise?

after all, none of us want her bad health on our collective conscience  :D


Please do, other people just don't get us do they, maybe we are the ones that aren't normal. is it wrong I want to punch people?
As long as it's not me, I'm not going to stop you  :D


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Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 16:22:26
18 pages and we still don't know if Toni bought the adver.


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Post by: neville w on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 16:36:12
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


I assume Toni is included in this ?

May I respectfully suggest there are two options:-

Either Toni is an adult, in which case she chooses to access and use this site,and it's none of your business, or she is a minor, in which case you should exercise some parental control and restrict her internet usage.

I don't see what difference your length of time as a Swindon supporter has to do with it.

You could also ask her to exercise control with her language.


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Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 17:01:32
Firstly: Welcome to the forum Toni's mum.

Secondly: What is your name?

Thirdly: I quite fancy some mother/daughter action if you and Toni are up for it? I'm staying in a hotel in Leeds that weekend, perhaps we could meet up for friendship or perhaps something more?  Let me know.


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Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 17:04:26
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Firstly: Welcome to the forum Toni's mum.

Secondly: What is your name?

Thirdly: I quite fancy some mother/daughter action if you and Toni are up for it? I'm staying in a hotel in Leeds that weekend, perhaps we could meet up for friendship or perhaps something more?  Let me know.
R, O, F, L!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 17:12:45
I'm sorry this can't be genuine. I don't believe you Fred/Sam. The MIWLF's comments confirm it in my mind.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 17:20:24
I'm pretty sure she is real


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 17:24:58
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

she's been bullying Phil Smith & Paul Sturrock.

I'm sure Paul Sturrock takes great offence to being called a 'shit' manager.

You should be ashamed of yourself as a parent.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 17:52:23
:shock:  :shock:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 18:01:01
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


 Hi Toni's mum.....Reg here,  they're a wacky lot on here, no mistake, but are quite harmless, some of them get a bit over excited when a member of the opposite gender posts, and they're not quite sure how to react, as seldom leaving their computers, makes them a bit gauche on the social skills front.

  But they're a good lot...generally loving their mums and being kind to animals.

   Supporter since 1961 then.....about the same time as me,  fancy meeting up for chat about Ralph Hunt....Pete Chamberlain ....Davy Corbett, and Big Bill Atkins?   I could tell you some stories of Bill.

 PS....have you been through the menopause yet?  Is it still all in working order."down below decks".....not that it would make any difference mind :--


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 18:38:08
stroll on reg  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 18:39:12
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


 Hi Toni's mum.....Reg here,  they're a wacky lot on here, no mistake, but are quite harmless, some of them get a bit over excited when a member of the opposite gender posts, and they're not quite sure how to react, as seldom leaving their computers, makes them a bit gauche on the social skills front.

  But they're a good lot...generally loving their mums and being kind to animals.

   Supporter since 1961 then.....about the same time as me,  fancy meeting up for chat about Ralph Hunt....Pete Chamberlain ....Davy Corbett, and Big Bill Atkins?   I could tell you some stories of Bill.

 PS....have you been through the menopause yet?  Is it still all in working order."down below decks".....not that it would make any difference mind :--


Cockney rhyming slang? :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: axs on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 23:06:15
Awesomest thread ever. Fact.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 23:49:58
Yeah - now lets lock the fucker


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Power to people on Thursday, November 8, 2007, 16:33:51
I've just been sitting at my desk pissing myself laughing at this thread....I think Toni sounds like a lovely young lady and needs a man to help her along - as for Toni's mum..wtf ?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 8, 2007, 16:50:16
She needs Fatbury to guide her, you're right.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 10:50:51
Has she been banned for her own safety or not?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, November 9, 2007, 10:53:26
not by me


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 10:56:05
she must have gone into hiding then and not posted.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Batch on Friday, November 9, 2007, 10:58:17
Perhaps her mums has sent her to her room.

To be honest, this forum wouldn't be the same without getting and giving some stick from time to time. It is 80% bollocks after all.

If it upset Toni then I'm sorry, but I guess it's best she stays off here.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 10:59:31
Quote from: "Batch"
Perhaps her mums has sent her to her room.

To be honest, this forum wouldn't be the same without getting and giving some stick from time to time. It is 80% bollocks after all.


Absolutely. There should be something in the disclaimer  :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, November 9, 2007, 12:35:20
Quote from: "Si Pie"

Thirdly: I quite fancy some mother/daughter action if you and Toni are up for it? I'm staying in a hotel in Leeds that weekend, perhaps we could meet up for friendship or perhaps something more?  Let me know.


Fuck right off

We're sharing a room, you are not keeping me awake all night boning Toni's Mum up the Gary Glitter !!!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, November 9, 2007, 12:43:11
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Si Pie"

Thirdly: I quite fancy some mother/daughter action if you and Toni are up for it? I'm staying in a hotel in Leeds that weekend, perhaps we could meet up for friendship or perhaps something more?  Let me know.


Fuck right off

We're sharing a room, you are not keeping me awake all night boning Toni's Mum up the Gary Glitter !!!


Frederick that just put me right off my Jammy Dodger :(


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 12:47:23
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 9, 2007, 13:39:17
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Fuck right off

We're sharing a room, you are not keeping me awake all night boning Toni's Mum up the Gary Glitter !!!


But you're happy keeping Si awake all night if you manage to pull you-know-who's missus?

 :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, November 9, 2007, 13:41:32
:wink:

Going to do the groundwork tomorrow


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 9, 2007, 13:51:30
I really didnt think this thread was able to contain any more wrongness!

But I was clearly wrong!  :soapy tit wank:

Si if Fred gets a podge me and Zoe will take you in like a little orphan!  :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:04:24
Lets hope he does then JFW

 :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:04:57
Oh it can get more wrong yet.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Power to people on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:12:55
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I really didnt think this thread was able to contain any more wrongness!

But I was clearly wrong!  :soapy tit wank:

Si if Fred gets a podge me and Zoe will take you in like a little orphan!  :wink:


So Si could pull after all then  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:33:04
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I really didnt think this thread was able to contain any more wrongness!

But I was clearly wrong!  :soapy tit wank:

Si if Fred gets a podge me and Zoe will take you in like a little orphan!  :wink:
not sure who i'm sharing with but si can take my room and i'[ll share with you two.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:35:52
we wouldnt mind sharing with you Sonic - everyone knows a gay man is a girls best friend!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:36:55
8)  8)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, November 9, 2007, 14:40:33
8)  8)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:16:49
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
we wouldnt mind sharing with you Sonic - everyone knows a gay man is a girls best friend!

Where are me and gazzas fat mate staying?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:21:19
I didnt think you were staying the night mate??


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:24:30
We kept it quiet! :)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:24:56
Oh fuck.  8)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:25:57
I know where you're staying. Toni's in the same hotel by the way.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:29:51
Same room i heard.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:32:01
Quote from: "tans"
Same room i heard.


Jury's still out. Or is that inn?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:32:55
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I know where you're staying. Toni's in the same hotel by the way.


Bloody hell, are you lot going to take your mums in case Toni's mum starts having a go?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:41:22
If JFW has put me in the same hotel as her I feel sorry for the girl! We are doing a naked conga at 5am!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:44:37
That should be, erm, impressive... :-))(  :?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Miss Angry on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:45:05
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
If JFW has put me in the same hotel as her I feel sorry for the girl! We are doing a naked conga at 5am!


Watch you dont catch that scab ;)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, November 9, 2007, 15:51:06
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: neville w on Friday, November 9, 2007, 16:09:21
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I know where you're staying. Toni's in the same hotel by the way.


Bloody hell, are you lot going to take your mums in case Toni's mum starts having a go?


"Nonentity mum swap"


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, November 9, 2007, 16:10:58
Could very well get voilent that Nev.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: dell boy on Friday, November 9, 2007, 16:13:58
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I really didnt think this thread was able to contain any more wrongness!

But I was clearly wrong!  :soapy tit wank:

Si if Fred gets a podge me and Zoe will take you in like a little orphan!  :wink:
:shock:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 9, 2007, 16:28:36
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
If JFW has put me in the same hotel as her I feel sorry for the girl! We are doing a naked conga at 5am!


Bagsey Im at the front!!

Its a bloody good job we are not in the same hotel as Im booked in under Event Exchange and Im sure Id probably loose my job with you two messing about!!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, November 9, 2007, 16:35:22
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
If JFW has put me in the same hotel as her I feel sorry for the girl! We are doing a naked conga at 5am!


Bagsey Im at the front!!

Its a bloody good job we are not in the same hotel as Im booked in under Event Exchange and Im sure Id probably loose my job with you two messing about!!
:shock:

Not the safest place to be Char....  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, November 9, 2007, 16:44:44
:D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, November 9, 2007, 19:37:51
fred i will kneel down and kiss your feed if you succeed your leeds task


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, November 10, 2007, 09:32:39
Quote from: "Chubbs"
fred i will kneel down and kiss your feed if you succeed your leeds task


 :mrgreen:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Thursday, December 20, 2007, 02:26:42
We never did find out if she got the adver did we?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 14:58:22
this years flown by! Seems like just yesterday it was december...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 14:59:50
Most thread involving Toni were funny as hell


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 15:11:57
Somebody find her

"I nearly died watching STFC" thread please !


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 15:20:24
that was a classic!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 15:24:06
It was one of those

"I know I should not find this amusing but  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: "

AND

"I know I should not perpetuate this this thread any longer than it is now, but I just have to post this reply!"

threads that in a Only Fools and Horses kinds way shall remain timeless


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 15:31:36
I'm sad, I practically read the entire thread.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 15:40:34
Its the bit where her mum joins in - gets me every time

Ive supported the club since 1961 when most of you were in nappies - steady love - I think my dad might have been in nappies then!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: JPC82 on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 16:03:29
i just read all 22 pages :shock: , do u hate me more than her?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 16:05:06
What do the voters say


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: JPC82 on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 16:05:27
Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop"
What do the voters say


start a poll mate to find out


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 16:06:53
No that would bring you the attention you crave


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: larwood on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 16:08:14
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Its the bit where her mum joins in - gets me every time

I agree with that,she just lost the plot when she let her Mum come on defending her in her strange way.Toni should have just turned the computer off and left it alone bless her and her bald spot.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 16:18:37
And to To think I ended up marrying that nutter


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 17:08:02
Quote from: "larwood"
bless her and her bald spot.


Someone call a Paramedic, I just choked on my Frosty Jacks over that

you are a bad girl Larwood

 :mrgreen:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, May 22, 2008, 17:31:33
Isn't she still in Fatters garage in the rolled up carpet


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 23, 2008, 05:46:54
I can't believe I missed the whole Toni Saga, this thread is fucking ace.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Sippo on Friday, May 23, 2008, 07:27:40
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.


If its genuine simply the best post in the history of TEF.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: stfctownenda on Friday, May 23, 2008, 07:38:01
This is my favourite http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25893 Nevilles best ever work  8)


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:06:08
If only she'd purchased two copies of the Adver this site would have never been closed down...


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: larwood on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:14:26
Quote from: "stfctownenda"
This is my favourite http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25893 Nevilles best ever work  8)

 :soapy tit wank:

Please can we stop bringing back old threads now though?!I dread to think what other awful stuff is back there in the  TEF archives :wink:  :oops:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:16:32
Quote from: "larwood"
Please can we stop bringing back old threads now though?!I dread to think what other awful stuff is back there in the  TEF archives :wink:  :oops:


Oh yeah. Bet someone goes digging for that particular thread now!  :D

Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:58 am - found it, but won't post it.


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: larwood on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:20:33
:soapy tit wank:
Not just that one though,thats the problem!! :oops:  Must be even more embarrassing stuff,not just for me but for everyone else :wink:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:21:51
I remember some twat posted a photo of me on here once :x


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:25:40
Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop"
I remember some twat posted a photo of me on here once :x


That was Piemonte.  My special friend.  I miss him  :(


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:28:36
Special indeed, i liked that photo it was taken on my good side


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:29:59
Quote from: "dell boy"
Quote from: "Toni"
hi,been reading disgusting comments on here regarding my daughter toni,this is bullying and its going to stop right now.ive been a swindon town supporter since 1961when probably most of you were still in nappies and the way you carry on now still are,if you persist i will get this site closed down.i will also be reporting this to the club now back off.i want no further idiotic comments.

 :box:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:30:46
Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop"
Special indeed, i liked that photo it was taken on my good side


Anyone ever played Ship Bong?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:35:23
????


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:49:29
So does anyone know if I can buy an Adver at the ground?


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:50:26
I want to know what ship bong is!


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, May 23, 2008, 09:55:56
It's a drinking game.  :D


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 23, 2008, 10:32:51
Forum gold  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Advertiser.
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, May 23, 2008, 11:06:22
Quote from: "larwood"
:soapy tit wank:
Not just that one though,thats the problem!! :oops:  Must be even more embarrassing stuff,not just for me but for everyone else :wink:


I found it too (I submitted my last essay for the year today so I'm finally without anything to do). Funny stuff, I had no idea 8)


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:37:52
1 year and 4 days on.

We never did find out.........


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Whits on Monday, November 10, 2008, 23:17:31
what ever happened to piemonte??


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 08:16:59
I think he became a full time Gary Elkins look-a-like.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 06:31:13
Another year passed. (Ok a couple of weeks late)

A footnote in TEF history :D


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Crispy on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:16:08
Just been made to read through all of this - Priceless.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: DiV on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:18:22
the most over-rated thing on the internet of all time, ever.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:27:54
the internet is overrated


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Crispy on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:29:12
the most over-rated thing on the internet of all time, ever.

Did make I Chukkle though he did dave!


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:29:34
dave is over-rated


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: DiV on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:38:39
he's no DV, I'll give you that...


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Crispy on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:39:32
its funny dave :)


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:41:27
Funny Dave doesn't exist, only sad, depressive Dave.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:46:12
Looks funny though.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: DiV on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:47:46
 :D


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:48:02
Looks funny though.

Think that goes with the name tbh


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:49:12
November 2007! Time flies... I've wasted my life :)


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:55:29
Ok, I'm up to page 10. I'm in tears. This is fucking hilarious and I feel it needs to be shared with a wider audience.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Crispy on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:05:14
Ok, I'm up to page 10. I'm in tears. This is fucking hilarious and I feel it needs to be shared with a wider audience.

Its good!


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:12:58
Fs I could've been in my element with her.

I remember taking a bet with a Cheltenham fan last year that we'd beat them and if not I'd have their avatar for a week. We lost, of course.

But I got to spend the week pretending to be a Cheltenham fan and going on about how shit they are and how Swindon don't give a fuck. Some of them were going mental. T'was a laugh.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, June 4, 2010, 08:05:22
Ok, I'm up to page 10. I'm in tears. This is fucking hilarious and I feel it needs to be shared with a wider audience.

Swindon version of Stuwall!


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: farmer61 on Friday, June 4, 2010, 08:18:57
As a newbie I have fulfilled my duty and have just read all 25 pages.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: dporter on Friday, June 4, 2010, 08:44:09
As a newbie I have fulfilled my duty and have just read all 25 pages.

Me too  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Did she ever come back or was her Mum's posting the last one under her name?!


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: ghanimah on Friday, June 4, 2010, 09:08:20
Me too  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Did she ever come back or was her Mum's posting the last one under her name?!

The beauty of this forum is that you can use the search facility  ::)

http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=mlist;sort=realName;start=1230


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 4, 2010, 09:49:38
Toni is having Daves baby! ;)


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:03:54
Toni is having Daves baby! ;)

I've just thrown up on Dave's behalf at the thought of copulating with Toni.


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:05:20
Toni is having Daves baby! ;)

DMR? :D


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Benzel on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:06:13
Swindon version of Stuwall!

Wut??


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:07:03
not you, toni


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Benzel on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:26:38
But what's a Stuwall?


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: tans on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:34:46
this cunt

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/816686-stupid-football-fan-becomes-internet-laughing-stock-over-ticket-confusion


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: DiV on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:37:36
Toni is having Daves baby! ;)

I did not have sexual relations with that...umm....thing!

Bad JFW!


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:41:39
Tee hee! You love her!


Title: Re: Advertiser.
Post by: Benzel on Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:49:31
this cunt

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/816686-stupid-football-fan-becomes-internet-laughing-stock-over-ticket-confusion
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Oohh yeah that fucking idiot! hahaha


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Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, June 4, 2010, 20:28:07
I also read this all the way through a few months ago. Superb entertainment, and a good, fast learning-curve about some of you evil bastards.

She was loving the attention from the boys  :D Tragic stuff. My feeling is that she probably killed herself when the penny dropped.