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Title: The News Monkey
Post by: News Monkey on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:31:12
I will post all new topics in this section, obviously comments can be added after i post.

Much Love
Funky Munky


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:34:05
Thanks Monkey since you have been gone a young upstart called Swindon Ultra has been doing your job but your are the original and the best.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:36:56
But can New Monkey post un Swindon related stuff like Ultra?


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:50:07
blinkpip, is that bob anderson in your avatar? i know his ex-wife, FACT


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:51:04
Quote from: "Leggett"
blinkpip, is that bob anderson in your avatar? i know his ex-wife, FACT


How well ?

 :wink:


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:52:46
she goes to church with my mum, they get on well.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:53:38
Quote from: "Leggett"
blinkpip, is that bob anderson in your avatar? i know his ex-wife, FACT

Yep. Him and Ronnie Baxter, my Favourite Dart players.

He supports Swindon, apparently.  8)


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:57:59
he used to live in stratton iirc


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 22:07:13
Yup he's from Swindon, my dad went to school with him apparently.
He won tonight, he's played well so far in the tournament in Ireland.

I said hello to him once in the Liden Arms  8)


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 17:05:36
News Monkey, is that STFC_Bird in your avatar?


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: bennett on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:41:27
bob anderson shot for my dads air rifle team once, another useless fact for you


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:05:55
Is news monkey a real person?


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: yeo on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:08:32
A real monkey.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:17:57
They have released him back to the wild

Thanks go to Bill Oddie and the rest of the Autumn Watch team

 :thumbs:


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: larwood on Friday, October 27, 2006, 19:03:29
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Quote from: "Leggett"
blinkpip, is that bob anderson in your avatar? i know his ex-wife, FACT

Yep. Him and Ronnie Baxter, my Favourite Dart players.

He supports Swindon, apparently.  8)

My favourite darts player is my Mum :oops: Closely followed by Denis 'Smithy' Smith,he's from Hungerford and i love his nickname :soapy tit wank:
Welcome back to the News Monkey :D


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, October 27, 2006, 19:42:41
Mr Anderson on TV tonight V Jenkins.  Come on Cowboy..


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, October 30, 2006, 18:01:40
Who's this "Future News Monkey" imposter?

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=796


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Future News Monkey on Monday, October 30, 2006, 18:25:10
Future News Monkey is no imposter.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, November 6, 2006, 14:24:19
I love news monkey. I no longer have to visit the playgroup that is Thisis to get town news.

Monkey brings it right here and i don't have to even look at the mongs posts on the front page.

I love you news monkey. xxx


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 19:28:00
News Monkey is officially ace. He even replied to my PMs. I think I'll buy him a pint should I ever meet him.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 19:56:53
A pack of dry roasted as well?


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 20:12:56
I'll buy him some monkey nuts


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: News Monkey on Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 20:46:30
:nod:


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Whits on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 01:59:31
The Trust feed also added


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Scot Munroe on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 11:31:23
Quote from: "Ginginho"

I said hello to him once in the Liden Arms  8)


That is my local pub.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 15:01:52
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Ginginho"

I said hello to him once in the Liden Arms  8)


That is my local pub.


Where do you live then?


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Scot Munroe on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 17:21:15
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Ginginho"

I said hello to him once in the Liden Arms  8)


That is my local pub.


Where do you live then?


Liden.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 17:42:26
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Ginginho"

I said hello to him once in the Liden Arms  8)


That is my local pub.


Where do you live then?


Liden.


I think that went straight over your head. Bless
 :D


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Scot Munroe on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 17:50:09
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Ginginho"

I said hello to him once in the Liden Arms  8)


That is my local pub.


Where do you live then?


Liden.


I think that went straight over your head. Bless
 :D


It did indeed. Very tired.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:10:53
Has he been on holiday or something? Just posted loads of stories, some quite old!


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:14:29
The news monkey has just had a shit


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:24:11
the poor Monkey has been unwell


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 17:57:25
Who's given him the Meth amphetamines today?

You're as bad as that Edmundo...

Edmundo and Pedrinho the monkey

Quote

In 1999 genteel Brazilian striker Edmundo, also known as 'The Animal', faced prosecution by animal welfare groups after hiring an entire circus to perform in his back garden to celebrate his son's first birthday. At the party he got the chimpanzee Pedrinho drunk on beer and whiskey. The two elephants in attendance stuck to water.


http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,,708159,00.html


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:34:49
Oh no, the monkey's got the bad Big Brother aids.

It's a sad day  :cry:


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:35:55
\ :D /

Gawd Bless the Moneky!


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:37:36
He still hasn't come back with any porn


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:37:42
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Oh no, the monkey's got the bad Big Brother aids.

It's a sad day  :cry:


Amen brother! :(


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:39:36
It's bad enough putting up with my missus watching 24/7 on the telly.

I came to seek sanctuary in the one place I thought Big Brother would never infiltrate, but it's too late.

The TEF is doomed.

 :cry:


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:42:36
http://www.theunofficialmikediamandisfanclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=7611#7611


 8)


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: axs on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 23:45:41
news monkey - i'm ashamed of you, Big Brother does not count as news.


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 26, 2008, 08:34:15
Has the monkey done a runner? Or is he on an extended vacation? Or maybe Ben gave it GRID?


Title: The News Monkey
Post by: Future News Monkey on Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 20:07:35
8)


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: Pupster on Friday, February 19, 2010, 11:41:28
 :nod:


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: farmer palmer on Tuesday, April 2, 2013, 22:44:01
What a great night with the chaps of townend.com , flash ,Justin and The gaffer ,Ward ,Storey an some very nice chaps an footballing female sorts....them STFC chaps are bloody brilliant and Mr Mac a gent ...oh and Mr Ward bought everyone a drink....top chap


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, April 2, 2013, 22:52:19
The photo of Flash & the shirt is on the good news link.


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 09:40:45
What a great night with the chaps of townend.com , flash ,Justin and The gaffer ,Ward ,Storey an some very nice chaps an footballing female sorts....them STFC chaps are bloody brilliant and Mr Mac a gent ...oh and Mr Ward bought everyone a drink....top chap
A gent . . . . did you ask him why we are only playing with one striker?


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 11:51:44
What happens if I ban the news monkey?


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 11:56:46
What happens if I ban the news monkey?

We'll have to go over to the Adver site to get news from there...shouldn't be too stressful.


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 11:59:45
well that's a bit anti-climatic.


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 12:04:37
well that's a bit anti-climatic.

What did you expect, a visit from the provisional wing of the ALF...or severe harrassment from friends of the Monkey Sanctuary in Cornwall?


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 15:08:54
We'll have to go over to the Adver site to get news from there...shouldn't be too stressful.

Dont you mean the &%$adver$"   ?


Title: Re: The News Monkey
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, April 4, 2013, 12:19:25
well that's a bit anti-climatic.

Not in the current economic climax, it isn't!