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Title: The real football factories
Post by: red macca on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:16:09
anyone seen this on bravo.that danny dyer(twat) goes around the country talking to the top footy firms.its not a bad program quite interesting but that danny dyer is a knob,i would love to see one of them nut him,,cockney fuckin shithead he really thinks he is something


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:30:18
no, but i'd quite like to see you get more worked  up over this

i like danny dyer


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:31:06
I like Danny Dwyer.

hes the new Ray winstone dontcha know


Title: The real football factories
Post by: red macca on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:32:17
Quote from: "bennett"
no, but i'd quite like to see you get more worked  up over this

i like danny dyer
ok i got carried away but if you watch it you might see what im saying..whenever he meets one of them  he changes,,gives it the awrite my san.manor,my nut and all that crap


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:32:45
I saw Football Factory last night. It killed some time.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:33:05
ok. i hate him now. can we gang up on yeovil?


Title: The real football factories
Post by: red macca on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:34:16
Quote from: "bennett"
ok. i hate him now. can we gang up on yeovil?
of course lets...yeovil ,dyer is fuckall like winstone .winstone is a legend and dyer is a jumped up little cunt


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:35:15
i thought we were on about danny dwyer, i'm confused now

yeovil is silly


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:35:35
Hes a good little actor.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:36:01
is he in the borrowers?


Title: The real football factories
Post by: red macca on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:36:29
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Hes a good little actor.
who :D


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:37:02
the dude from the borrowers. he's tiny


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Amir on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:46:56
Right tidy little firm :nod:

http://www.bravo.co.uk/competitions/images/danny-dyer.jpg

Is he about to scratch his chin, making a lame fist, or playing with his imaginary shooter?  

The only thing I 've seen him in was Human Traffic.  He was okay in that.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:47:45
he doesn't look well does he? his hand's all white n blotchey. plus he's unshaven! what a scruffbag


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:48:23
I love Human Traffic.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:48:49
i saw ray winstone's daughter in a film the other night

i would, but i wouldn't tell him.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Johno on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 22:58:32
ive just watched the last 20 minutes or so and i have to say i see why red macca don't like him. he does seem a bit of a tit.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:00:05
Hes being told to present it in that odd style though isnt he.

Hes a decent actor.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Johno on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:01:23
i hope he is. I think though that all football hooligans are idiots so i was never going to like him in that sort of programme anyway!


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:04:33
Though to be fair he only plays cheeky cockney wide boys so he cant be that good. :D


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:05:02
Quote from: "Johno"
i hope he is. I think though that all football hooligans are idiots so i was never going to like him in that sort of programme anyway!


what about reformed ones?


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:10:26
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Johno"
i hope he is. I think though that all football hooligans are idiots so i was never going to like him in that sort of programme anyway!


what about reformed ones?


But then they wouldn't be a football hooligan if they were reformed would they?

Unless it's a case of 'once a hooli, always a hooli (but just a reformed one)  :soapy tit wank:


Title: The real football factories
Post by: SwindonStevo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:10:56
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i saw ray winstone's daughter in a film the other night

i would, but i wouldn't tell him.


linkage/pics?


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:11:02
reformed meat is still meat.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Johno on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:11:38
reformed ones...i don't know all this techincal jargon!


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:12:55
Sorry Johnny reformed is indeed a highly technical phrase and you are right to be puzzeled.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:15:40
Quote from: "SwindonStevo"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i saw ray winstone's daughter in a film the other night

i would, but i wouldn't tell him.


linkage/pics?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/02/19/svnottinghill319.jpg

from the film 'kidulthood'. tis good.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:16:25
looks like Ray in drag.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: SwindonStevo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 23:17:04
still would though, story to tell ent it


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Spud on Friday, August 18, 2006, 05:08:13
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "SwindonStevo"
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i saw ray winstone's daughter in a film the other night

i would, but i wouldn't tell him.


linkage/pics?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/02/19/svnottinghill319.jpg

from the film 'kidulthood'. tis good.


Kidulthood is ace, Barry would enjoy it.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Sippo on Friday, August 18, 2006, 07:49:52
People keep coming upto me and saying I look like danny Dyer. Not sure if thats a good thing or not...


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, August 18, 2006, 07:59:23
Danny Dyer is fucking ace! however on that footy programme on bravo he does come across as just agreeing on everything and with every firm.  Saying that some of those 'firms' dont look all that, our transit casual's are meaner!!! :D


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Scot Munroe on Friday, August 18, 2006, 08:31:42
i am about to watch it. I taped it last nite. I have seen it before on the bravo website they show 10 min clips. It is pretty good.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Johno on Friday, August 18, 2006, 08:44:37
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Sorry Johnny reformed is indeed a highly technical phrase and you are right to be puzzeled.


oh thats what it means.  :?


Title: The real football factories
Post by: stfc_carver on Friday, August 18, 2006, 10:52:22
i watched it ont' internet. its alright. nothing new or particuarily different though.

Kidulthood is ace, i have it on dvd. shes a mess though, although ive only seen her in that film and i think shes meant to be like that in that film.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, August 18, 2006, 10:55:58
http://www.virgin.net/lifestyle/celebrity/galleries/followingfootsteps/pix/01_main.jpg

Jury's still out for me


Title: The real football factories
Post by: mr ian on Friday, August 18, 2006, 10:58:52
maybe 1 night or 2


Title: The real football factories
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, August 18, 2006, 11:24:23
Quote from: "Johno"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Sorry Johnny reformed is indeed a highly technical phrase and you are right to be puzzeled.


oh thats what it means.  :?
Bless!

Reform: To improve by alteration, correction of error, or removal of defects; put into a better form or condition.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: pauld on Friday, August 18, 2006, 12:37:03
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Johno"
i hope he is. I think though that all football hooligans are idiots so i was never going to like him in that sort of programme anyway!


what about reformed ones?


But then they wouldn't be a football hooligan if they were reformed would they?

Unless it's a case of 'once a hooli, always a hooli (but just a reformed one)  :soapy tit wank:

Is it like being an alci then? Is there a "10 steps to giving up being a hooli"? Do macca and Roberts go to the same therapy group? I think we should be told ....


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, August 18, 2006, 12:42:33
I believe once you give up something you are no longer addicted/part of it.

Someone who doesn't take drugs is not a 'druggie' for example, even if they took them in a past.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: red macca on Friday, August 18, 2006, 12:44:35
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Johno"
i hope he is. I think though that all football hooligans are idiots so i was never going to like him in that sort of programme anyway!


what about reformed ones?


But then they wouldn't be a football hooligan if they were reformed would they?

Unless it's a case of 'once a hooli, always a hooli (but just a reformed one)  :soapy tit wank:

Is it like being an alci then? Is there a "10 steps to giving up being a hooli"? Do macca and Roberts go to the same therapy group? I think we should be told ....
yes we do go to hooligans and alci Annonymous,although why they call it Annonymous i dont know as the first thing you do is stand up and give them your name :?


Title: The real football factories
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, August 18, 2006, 13:44:23
kidulthood is alright, bit cliche

human traffic is quality. check dyer rushing when he's leaning on the speaker stack in the club, the filming of that sounded quite fun from an interview i read with him


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, August 19, 2006, 10:09:10
I often watch The Real Football Factories and i find it interesting to learn about the different firms but Danny Dyer does my fucking head in!

When you next watch it count how many times he says 'Naughty'.

''a right naughty little boozer''.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Amir on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 01:10:36
Good god, I watched Football Factory last night on Film4, what a load of utter shite.  Danny Dyer is a comedy actor, and to me it looked like he couldn't do anything else.  Can't blame him for the script, but fuck me, he's got a way of making the overdone hooligan/wide-boy patter seem even worse.

The supposed moralising he went through was wank, and then at the end saying matey got seven, I had me knackers done...........is it worth it? Corse it facking is, let's 'ave it, get yer nut raaand that one, yer born wiv it intcha?


But then it's only entertainment really :smile1:  Still, some bits of ID annoy me, though it's a far superior film really.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 08:06:50
ID is a footy classic and football factory is good if taken lightly.  If you go with lads to each game it is pretty close in many ways yet far away in other bits.....


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 08:48:18
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
ID is a footy classic and football factory is good if taken lightly.  If you go with lads to each game it is pretty close in many ways yet far away in other bits.....


You don't go with the lads anymore though ash, you've turned soft and sip Bovril in the NW  :D


Title: The real football factories
Post by: TheKingCY on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 10:09:38
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
ID is a footy classic and football factory is good if taken lightly.  If you go with lads to each game it is pretty close in many ways yet far away in other bits.....


You don't go with the lads anymore though ash, you've turned soft and sip Bovril in the NW  :D


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :mrgreen:


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 10:14:01
Theres nothing wrong with sipping bovril in the nationwide.  It is a truly noble pursuit.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 10:16:02
Quote from: "Doore"
Theres nothing wrong with sipping my own cum out of another man's bum in the nationwide.  It is a truly noble pursuit.


Indeed Doore.


Title: The real football factories
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 10:25:10
You're a strange man, fB.