Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: i_love_horses on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:45:18 Managed to convince some daft bint that I'm not just after a shag, and want a 'relationship' :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:, and she's agreed to stay the night with me after the game this weekend in Swindon.
Anyone have an recommendations for somewhere I can scuttle her that's cheap but not too dreadful? I aim to fuck off sharpish afterwards so if it's near the station all the better. I might have promised her a meal as well (can't remember, I was well pissed), so where's the nearest McD or BK? Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:47:34 CGH :wink:
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:53:51 you are a fucking cunt (not you village)
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: DerbyRed on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:54:53 Well said birdy!
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:55:48 Someone's in trouble...
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:56:46 YEAH FUCKING BIG TIME.
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:57:51 That ain't Baz is it?
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:58:59 No thank god
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: DMR on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:03:23 I like this bloke 8)
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:04:03 *trying very hard not to laugh*
*failing* :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: yeo on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:05:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:08:24 I applaud the use of the word "scuttle" in this thread.
Thats my new word of the day 8) Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: i_love_horses on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:15:31 Quote from: "STFCBird" you are a fucking cunt What's the world coming to? A man can't even ask about a suitable dingy pit to poke some tart without getting abused. You need to get laid, love. Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:28:24 Quote from: "i_love_horses" Quote from: "STFCBird" you are a fucking cunt What's the world coming to? A man can't even ask about a suitable dingy pit to poke some tart without getting abused. You need to get laid, love. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Take her dogging at coate .......... you can borrow my car ! Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:30:53 Quote from: "STFCBird" you are a fucking cunt (not you village) :fishing: :nod: hook line and sinker me thinks ! Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: walrus on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:34:22 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Brilliant.... I still want to know who i_love_horses is though! Ledge! :D Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: pauld on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:02:44 Quote from: "Walrus" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Brilliant.... I still want to know who i_love_horses is though! Ledge! :D It's Carson isn't it? Got to be. He's finally managed to sweet-talking Claire Balding or whatever her name is into sharing some of that good-time small-man live of his and has come here for advice ... Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:06:24 Hi mickey. You can borrow Bingowings tent.
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: DMR on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:06:48 Wrong.
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:36:02 Hahaha :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Just an excuse for birdy to use the word cunt I reckon Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Ironside on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:56:13 one of STFC Birds work colleagues ???
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 18:31:40 What an ace thread. :mrgreen:
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: SwindonTownFC on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 19:29:04 go to the shittiest piss hole u can find :mrgreen:
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Maidenhead Red on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 19:32:42 Quote from: "i_love_horses" Quote from: "STFCBird" you are a fucking cunt What's the world coming to? A man can't even ask about a suitable dingy pit to poke some tart without getting abused. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 22:21:00 FAO: i_love_horses
Nice try for a wind up you prick. To set things straight.. Yes, me and Birdy are going out Friday night. Yes, we're staying in Swindon for a couple of nights this weekend. Yes. You do need to get a fucking life. Cue, a barrage of forum speculation/gossip etc.. Bring it on. Love, Sussex xx Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 23:36:49 I thought you loved me, Sussex. And you, Birdy! I demand a friday night 3some...
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 08:26:46 Dave, I told you to keep quiet about the 3some :wink:
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:00:54 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I thought you loved men, Sussex. Don't you fucking start currant! :D Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:04:09 I will be able to tell you sunday for sure dave :wink:
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:16:48 go on then, make it 4 :wink: :D
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:23:42 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: me and three blokes, ace 8)
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Asher on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:26:35 Sussex would love it too! Just kidding, good luck with keeping a relationship sound if your both on here, hope it works out
Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:30:38 my offer to make a fly on the wall documentary still stands :wink:
seriously though, have a good night Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:34:46 Quote from: "Piemonte" my offer to make a fly on the wall documentary still stands :wink: seriously though, have a good night Ssssssssssh I hadn't told him yet about Town End Toilets Part one and two. Thanks guys :D Title: Hotels in Swindon Post by: Ironside on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 10:25:27 Gloryhole ???
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