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Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: i_love_horses on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:45:18
Managed to convince some daft bint that I'm not just after a shag, and want a 'relationship'  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:, and she's agreed to stay the night with me after the game this weekend in Swindon.

Anyone have an recommendations for somewhere I can scuttle her that's cheap but not too dreadful? I aim to fuck off sharpish afterwards so if it's near the station all the better.

I might have promised her a meal as well (can't remember, I was well pissed), so where's the nearest McD or BK?


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:47:34
CGH :wink:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:53:51
you are a fucking cunt (not you village)


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: DerbyRed on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:54:53
Well said birdy!


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:55:48
Someone's in trouble...


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:56:46
YEAH FUCKING BIG TIME.


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:57:51
That ain't Baz is it?


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:58:59
No thank god


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:03:23
I like this bloke  8)


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:04:03
*trying very hard not to laugh*

*failing*

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:05:20
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:08:24
I applaud the use of the word "scuttle" in this thread.

Thats my new word of the day 8)


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: i_love_horses on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:15:31
Quote from: "STFCBird"
you are a fucking cunt


What's the world coming to? A man can't even ask about a suitable dingy pit to poke some tart without getting abused.

You need to get laid, love.


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:28:24
Quote from: "i_love_horses"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
you are a fucking cunt


What's the world coming to? A man can't even ask about a suitable dingy pit to poke some tart without getting abused.

You need to get laid, love.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Take her dogging at coate .......... you can borrow my car !


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:30:53
Quote from: "STFCBird"
you are a fucking cunt (not you village)


 :fishing:  :nod:

hook line and sinker me thinks !


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:34:22
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Brilliant....  I still want to know who i_love_horses is though!  Ledge!  :D


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:02:44
Quote from: "Walrus"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Brilliant....  I still want to know who i_love_horses is though!  Ledge!  :D

It's Carson isn't it? Got to be. He's finally managed to sweet-talking Claire Balding or whatever her name is into sharing some of that good-time small-man live of his and has come here for advice ...


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:06:24
Hi mickey. You can borrow Bingowings tent.


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:06:48
Wrong.


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:36:02
Hahaha  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Just an excuse for birdy to use the word cunt I reckon


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Ironside on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 17:56:13
one of STFC Birds work colleagues ???


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 18:31:40
What an ace thread.  :mrgreen:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 19:29:04
go to the shittiest piss hole u can find  :mrgreen:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Maidenhead Red on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 19:32:42
Quote from: "i_love_horses"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
you are a fucking cunt


What's the world coming to? A man can't even ask about a suitable dingy pit to poke some tart without getting abused.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 22:21:00
FAO: i_love_horses   

Nice try for a wind up you prick.

To set things straight..

Yes, me and Birdy are going out Friday night. Yes, we're staying in Swindon for a couple of nights this weekend. Yes. You do need to get a fucking life.

Cue, a barrage of forum speculation/gossip etc..

Bring it on.

Love,

Sussex xx


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 23:36:49
I thought you loved me, Sussex. And you, Birdy!  I demand a friday night 3some...


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 08:26:46
Dave, I told you to keep quiet about the 3some  :wink:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:00:54
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I thought you loved men, Sussex.


Don't you fucking start currant! :D


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:04:09
I will be able to tell you sunday for sure dave  :wink:


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:16:48
go on then, make it 4 :wink:  :D


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:23:42
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: me and three blokes, ace  8)


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Asher on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:26:35
Sussex would love it too! Just kidding, good luck with keeping a relationship sound if your both on here, hope it works out


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:30:38
my offer to make a fly on the wall documentary still stands :wink:

seriously though, have a good night


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 09:34:46
Quote from: "Piemonte"
my offer to make a fly on the wall documentary still stands :wink:

seriously though, have a good night


Ssssssssssh I hadn't told him yet about Town End Toilets Part one and two.

Thanks guys  :D


Title: Hotels in Swindon
Post by: Ironside on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 10:25:27
Gloryhole ???