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Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: red macca on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:44:29 i was showing a new person around our work today.when we got to the shredder i told her if you were putting 5 pieces of paper in you had to shout 5 if it was 6 you shout 6 etc etc.anyway 3 hours have passed and the whole office has just heard this girl shouting....5...8..9 etc..
funny as fuck Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: my-velocity on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:46:20 Very harsh, but must of been very funny! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:46:50 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: that's ace.
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: red macca on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:54:13 still have not told her otherwise...anyone got any other windups i can do
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: yeo on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:39:05 :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Brilliant! Thats really made me laugh.. Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:58:05 Quote from: "red macca" still have not told her otherwise...anyone got any other windups i can do Ask her to go to a department and ask for a left handed screwdriver and a long weight Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: red macca on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 19:09:13 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ..i just told her to go to the canteen and take a seat..i walked out 2 mins later picked the chair up muttering "for fucksake i will get it myself"..
i dont think she likes me...fuckin ugly anyway Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: genf_stfc on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 22:17:03 have you done the glass hammer one ?
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: Rossi on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 02:56:20 The classic prank phonecalls!
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:21:18 Getting them to water the plastic plants is one we always used to do!!!
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:23:33 ask her to get you some clear tippex!
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:29:57 Always knew you were a cunt anyway
Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: red macca on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:49:34 Quote from: "STFCBird" Always knew you were a cunt anyway shut it you slut :x only joking you scare meTitle: i am officially a cunt Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 08:46:34 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Always knew you were a cunt anyway shut it you slut :x only joking you scare meNot my fault you are a fucking cock sucker Title: Re: i am officially a cunt Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 20:43:00 Quote from: "red macca" i was showing a new person around our work today.when we got to the shredder i told her if you were putting 5 pieces of paper in you had to shout 5 if it was 6 you shout 6 etc etc.anyway 3 hours have passed and the whole office has just heard this girl shouting....5...8..9 etc.. funny as fuck :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: i am officially a cunt Post by: Johno on Thursday, February 16, 2006, 20:49:17 any more stories to tell?
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