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Title: Valentines Day
Post by: stfc_carver on Monday, February 13, 2006, 23:06:33
I find this day a complete pile of commercial crap. However, most years i stil find myself feeling quite depressed. anyone else? Luckily we're playing tomorrow which means i hav an excuse to hit the pub at around midday. com'on.  :beers:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: yeo on Monday, February 13, 2006, 23:11:46
I honestly couldnt give a toss about it,if you had said earlier Id have sent you one. :mrgreen:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: stfc_carver on Monday, February 13, 2006, 23:18:24
I dont like sympathy cards. They're patronising.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, February 13, 2006, 23:32:55
Agreed. Two people have asked me to be their valentine this year  :shock:

One lives in France  :|

The other in Brizzle  :fu:

and neither of them actually meant it so what is the point?!

Maybe i'm just bitter cos I never get a card?!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, February 13, 2006, 23:47:24
It really does stink.  I went in the newsagent’s earlier today still unsure if I should get a card for the young lady I’ve been casually banging since Christmas.

The sight of women in their late 20’s early 30’s cooing and cackling at cards made me feel rather ill so I bought myself a Sport to go with my Times instead of the Sun to cheer myself up.

In the end I sent a Tesco Value special and a cheap packet of Tabs.  Thing is I know she’ll piss herself and appreciate it more than the usual shite.

I hope.   :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 01:56:37
The amount of men in tesco's and asda last night was pathetic. Stupid day.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 01:57:40
Why were you in there?

I thought so....

Pathetic :mrgreen:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:13:51
The bastards who've created vallentines day as a big commercial money spending event have done their job's well enough that if you use the old "I didn't get you anything because it's a big commercial money spending event" excuse it make's you look bad (and cheap) to your current lady of choice, the bastards.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:16:35
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Why were you in there?

I thought so....

Pathetic :mrgreen:


I wasn't, I was informed by my sister - she's the pathetic one.

I hope you got me a card anyway  8)


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:22:02
Im just making you something :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:24:51
Ive given Ricky tails hair for you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/001111111111111.jpg


Love

Yeovil

x x x


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:30:45
:grin: Class!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:35:00
I vote yeovil 'best male forum member' in thetownend.co.uk oscars.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 02:46:48
Quote from: "Tails"
The amount of men in tesco's and asda last night was pathetic. Stupid day.

Yep, that was me. Not pathetic, just scared. Oh, erm, that's pretty pathetic  isn't it? OK, as you were then ... I'll just simper quietly in the corner.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spencer_White on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 07:11:14
Its always a bit of a cheap shot at getting someone new. So in that sense I dont really mind.

Remmember, a lot of women are desperate to get them!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 08:03:20
i had to say .. sorry love but ive got a date with eleven men !!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :fag:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 08:30:57
I got two cards wahoooooooooooo  :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 08:41:29
oh good it arrived! :mrgreen:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 08:45:12
:shock:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 08:53:09
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:10:18
I sent one and havent recieved one yet - she better get me one!!!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:25:59
I'm late into work, having struggle to open my front door.  :wink:




Mainly due to pizza leaflets, and debt collection letters for the previous tennant. :(


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:33:22
i got my wife a card and have ordered some flowers for her to arrive at work.

then later........................................i'm coming down to swindon to watch the football and she is staying at home.

get in


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:33:26
poor dave  :(  you can have mine from fatbury if you want


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:35:37
:evil:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:37:06
didn't you get one Sussex?


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:40:25
I got two  :mrgreen:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:41:31
:P  :P  :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 09:55:15
I'm going speed dating tonight  :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 10:06:18
whooopeee.  I have never dated on speed before.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 10:16:36
Quote from: "STFCBird"
whooopeee.  I have never dated on speed before.


I've never done either before.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 10:25:15
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Agreed. Two people have asked me to be their valentine this year  :shock:

One lives in France  :|

The other in Brizzle  :fu:

and neither of them actually meant it so what is the point?!

Maybe i'm just bitter cos I never get a card?!


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: what about the mysterious texts....make that 3. they must love the ginger (sorry, don't hurt me)


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 10:39:32
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
whooopeee.  I have never dated on speed before.


I've never done either before.


simon - if you need i can deliver..... :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 11:06:15
Quote from: "Johno"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Agreed. Two people have asked me to be their valentine this year  :shock:

One lives in France  :|

The other in Brizzle  :fu:

and neither of them actually meant it so what is the point?!

Maybe i'm just bitter cos I never get a card?!


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: what about the mysterious texts....make that 3. they must love the ginger (sorry, don't hurt me)
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Yeh I'm quite worried bout that. The fact they said "oh i'm sorry, isn't this Toby" kind of made it obvious they didn't have the wrong number  :roll:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 11:23:22
its all a plan mate...i'd watch out today. be on high alert. i won't be, well i will be i guess cause james will be near me for most of the day.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:07:59
:o  I got a card but I think its just someone pissing around. I can tell its only a 79p 'er.

Valentines day is ok, Like any other girl I do like recieving nice stuff like roses its very flattering BUT the day its self is just too OTT. We're getting like the americans. Its just an excuse to spend money and if you really love someone that much you don't need one day to prove it if you get me  8)

I'm going to see my lover later  :wink:  Better give me three points.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:10:40
Not only did I not get any cards but we didn't get any post at all! Actually posty hasn't come yet. That would probably make more sense.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:15:22
I hate this fucking day more than any other. It forces me to do 2 of the 3 things I hate most - apply effort and spend money.

Quite why i have to buy the other half something when we've been together over 4 years and live together is beyond me.

I'm still going to though, otherwise i'm dead :oops:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:15:49
Just read my mums card from my dad  :shock:

'Roses are red violets are blue, I've got a big one and its all for you'

Noooooooooo. Thats just wrong.
Scusting.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:26:55
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  get in sades dad


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:53:48
Thats the 3rd fucking bunch of flowers deloivered to our department this morning.

Grown women are going moist all around the place.

Tried to tell them that it will all change !

After 15 yrs of marriage the Mrs is working, Daughter up my Mums for sleep over.........................Me, going to the match straight from work, then on the piss.

 :beers:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:57:01
all you really need is a hug, not flowers  :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: DV on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 12:57:40
ah, waste of time, effort & everything really...but I bet all the single people say that

Like I give a fuck, as long as we win tonight  8)


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:05:05
Quote from: "Piemonte"
I hate this fucking day more than any other. It forces me to do 2 of the 3 things I hate most - apply effort and spend money.

Quite why i have to buy the other half something when we've been together over 4 years and live together is beyond me.

I'm still going to though, otherwise i'm dead :oops:

Here's one way of cutting down on the cost at least:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41323000/jpg/_41323592_asda203.jpg

Show her how little you care this Valentine's day, with the ASDA 8p Valentines card. Really sends a message in a way flowers just can't.  :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4706320.stm


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:13:17
http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

been posted before me thinks but quality all the same

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:24:55
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

been posted before me thinks but quality all the same

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Blimey, they make the ASDA one look classy!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:34:35
I've just ended up spending £15 on flowers, card and a monkey.   :-))(

I avoided the smartprice cards through fear of castration. Would have been funny though. :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:46:27
you bought a monkey?  you are already a spaz monkey. surely she don't need another one ??  :wink:   :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:53:57
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

been posted before me thinks but quality all the same

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


I printed mine off last night although I suspect the photo quality card probably cost more than it would have been to buy shop tat anyway.

I presume she hasn't got it yet as I've not been castrated.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 13:58:08
Quote from: "STFCBird"
you bought a monkey?  you are already a spaz monkey. surely she don't need another one ??  :wink:   :D


 :x  :x  :x


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 14:08:07
Its so true PM


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 14:08:39
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
you bought a monkey?  you are already a spaz monkey. surely she don't need another one ??  :wink:   :D


 :x  :x  :x


Just kidding  :wink:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 14:11:22
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
whooopeee.  I have never dated on speed before.


I've never done either before.


I was only joking about speed dating but the only people I know that are single and going out are actually going to speed dating at the union. This is not good. I'm either going to be stuck in a house with 3 couples or stuck at speed dating chatting to psychotic girls. I might just go down the pub on my tod, although Lara's fit sister is coming down to Southampton at 9pm  :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 14:45:26
Quote from: "sade"
Just read my mums card from my dad  :shock:

'Roses are red violets are blue, I've got a big one and its all for you'

Noooooooooo. Thats just wrong.
Scusting.


That was from me....  8)  :wink:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 14:51:19
Use some of these

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty,
and so is your head


Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part wine....


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 14:57:03
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Quote from: "sade"
Just read my mums card from my dad  :shock:

'Roses are red violets are blue, I've got a big one and its all for you'

Noooooooooo. Thats just wrong.
Scusting.


That was from me....  8)  :wink:



 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Sicko!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:08:09
You should see the one i got from her...

"My heart was not open, but you broke the lock, now get over here and i'll sit on your..."


I think i should be the Official Forum Poet Laureate.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:16:10
Dave you are sick  :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:17:41
Thanks.  I should have been like Partridge this Valentines day...

Quote

Good. You might find some superficial damage to the box, but the chocolate’s perfectly edible. I’ve given them to all the ladies I know aged fifty and under. Over fifty just seems sarcastic.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:41:39
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"


"My heart was not open, but you broke the lock, now get over here and i'll sit on your..."


I think i should be the Official Forum Poet Laureate.


 :mrgreen:

 :nod:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:48:13
Roses are red, Violets give me a rash,
Can I have a go on your big sweaty gash?

 :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:49:21
I can't give you roses, or violets too
But I can give you a face full of goo


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:02:52
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Roses are red, Violets give me a rash,
Can I have a go on your big sweaty gash?

 :D


I needed an idea for something to write in the GF's card, thanks.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:04:22
glad to be of service sir :D

My love, I'd like to see you on your knees,
I'm not going to fuck you, you've got venerial (sp?) disease


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:28:34
Roses are red, and so is rare beef
So lay on your back, and open yo(actually, this one is just wrong...) :|


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:58:52
i got a card this morning, hurray! except the lady is in france visiting her grandparents at the minute :(:(:(


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:59:32
Quote from: "Leggett"
i got a card this morning, hurray! except the lady is in france visiting her grandparents at the minute :(:(:(


At least you get to go to the game.  :?


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:02:42
:soapy tit wank: text ya with how its going? :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:03:16
Quote from: "Leggett"
:soapy tit wank: text ya with how its going? :P


Thanks, she wont let me take the DAB with me.  :|


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:05:39
Under the Thumb, Under the Thumb!  :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:18:23
he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... :P if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:31:58
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Under the Thumb, Under the Thumb!  :P


Fuck off Emo, hows the Tesco Value Melon these days?.  :mrgreen:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:33:02
Quote from: "Leggett"
he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... :P if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


But ive been with my Mrs for nearly 6 years.  :wink:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:46:42
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Leggett"
he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... :P if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


But ive been with my Mrs for nearly 6 years.  :wink:


i was supporting your stance of bird over football you bellend :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:48:01
Quote from: "Leggett"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Leggett"
he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... :P if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


But ive been with my Mrs for nearly 6 years.  :wink:


i was supporting your stance of bird over football you bellend :P


I know, but ive been accused of being under the thumb and you escaped abuse.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:07:52
Fuck your valentines day.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: DV on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:13:05
did you send a card to your car Ralphus  :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:15:58
Yep, only thing that gives me happiness and reliablely sticks by me.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 21:04:03
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Yep, only thing that gives me happiness and reliablely sticks by me.


And the only thing that doesnt resist your sexual advances!.


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: DV on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 22:16:24
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Yep, only thing that gives me happiness and reliablely sticks by me.


And the only thing that doesnt resist your sexual advances!.


boom boom!

those of you who stayed in with the misses, losers  :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 06:12:44
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Yep, only thing that gives me happiness and reliablely sticks by me.


And the only thing that doesnt resist your sexual advances!.


boom boom!

those of you who stayed in with the misses, losers  :D


I'll admit im a loser but i didnt stay in. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/loser.gif


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:18:50
Nor me. Spent the night at A&E after the girlfriend sliced her hand open when a glass broke when she was doing the washing up  :|


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: DV on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 14:23:25
ok, those that didnt go to the County Ground, losers  :D


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 14:24:36
Quote from: "DV85"
ok, those that didnt go to the County Ground, losers  :D

I didn't County Ground it up or get laid.....  The ultimate loser!   :cry:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 14:32:53
I shared a nice bottle of red with myself and watched red eye with my housemates becuase they decided valentines day was a waste of time \ :D /

The film was bloody awful, but my housemate's fit sister came down to southampton so I had a bit of a perve. Balanced things up quite well though. Still wish I'd gone to the footy  :(


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 14:38:19
My place in the Arkells for the first half was excellent for hotty-spotting.  Curo's missus etc...


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 14:49:06
:wink:  oh yeah???


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 14:53:44
Yep.  A better class of person in the Arkells, Birdy!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:06:34
I managed dinner at the grove and footy in one night!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:07:41
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Yep.  A better class of person in the Arkells, Birdy!


 :x charming.  get more action in the townend  :wink:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:17:51
Roses are red, violets are blue
I want Curo's missus she's better than you


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:19:52
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Roses are red, violets are blue
I want Curo's missus she's better than you


Roses are red
So is your hair
You and Johno
Make the loveliest pair


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:28:17
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
My place in the Arkells for the first half was excellent for hotty-spotting.  Curo's missusetc...


 :P


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 15:31:17
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Roses are red
So is your hair
You and Johno
Make the loveliest pair
:D Nice work!


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spencer_White on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 19:46:19
Quote from: "Asher"
I managed dinner at the grove and footy in one night!


We were thinking about gate crashing that on the way down from Old Town!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 20:39:39
i was too busy losing my ticket  :-))(


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 20:50:02
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Roses are red
So is your hair
You and Johno
Make the loveliest pair


:D

Very good Si


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 20:52:29
I got the bird a big teddy and a vibrator! If she doesn't like the teddy she can go fuck herself!

I am only kidding, I don't have a bird! (Or a teddy, or indeed a vibrator!)


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 20:53:46
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 21:10:59
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Quote from: "Asher"
I managed dinner at the grove and footy in one night!


We were thinking about gate crashing that on the way down from Old Town!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Thought as much, I drove past you lot on drove road tho!!! I showed up in pub and not one of you thought I would


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 21:14:40
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Quote from: "Asher"
I managed dinner at the grove and footy in one night!


We were thinking about gate crashing that on the way down from Old Town!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Now that would have been harsh.  :mrgreen:


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 21:16:34
Nah I would have laughed then got dumped


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 21:44:12
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Roses are red, violets are blue
I want Curo's missus she's better than you


Roses are red
So is your hair
You and Johno
Make the loveliest pair
I am straight
Johno is gay
He wanted my arse but
I don't tend that way


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 22:51:07
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Roses are red, violets are blue
I want Curo's missus she's better than you


Roses are red
So is your hair
You and Johno
Make the loveliest pair


you can do better than that. thanks anyway  :)


Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 22:52:09
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Roses are red, violets are blue
I want Curo's missus she's better than you


Roses are red
So is your hair
You and Johno
Make the loveliest pair
I am straight
Johno is gay
He wanted my arse but
I don't tend that way


alex, you need to admit your problems mate, not keep them in. I have leartned that, and im a better person for it.