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Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:22:20 arent you you fuckin penis?
did you not think the doormen of the club i run would not tell me what you said? you drunken cock? at least get your fuckin story straight if you are going to try something as gay as that. Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:25:28 :o
Whats up mex? Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:29:04 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:29:37 Bird??? On a sunday?????
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:31:58 Tell us all Mex...
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:32:02 yeah sorry about that, I am bored at home.
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Sussex on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:33:55 Quote from: "STFCBird" yeah sorry about that, I am bored at home. Oi, concentrate, we're supposed to be having text sex :evil: Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:34:58 its 3.30am saturday morning a drunken walrus rolls up to the front door of the club.
walrus : "let me in" doormen " erm no you are too drunk and we shut in half an hour" walrus" let me in, my uncle owns this club" doormen "ey? its owned by a company" walrus" no its not, my uncle owns it" doormen"who is your uncle?" walrus "mexico red" doormen"what you on about?" walrus"oh sorry iain" doormen "iain who?" walrus "ermm iain..........monday" doormen "iain monday? hahahahahaha, hes not your uncle is he" walrus "yes he is, what you laughing at?" doormen " look fuck off you little prick before we beat the shit out of you" walrus stumbles away with his tail between his legs. note to walrus : you made some errors there son, 1. i dont own the club 2. i run the saturday night 3. you were there on a friday 4. my surname isnt monday 5. you are a joey deacon. Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:40:07 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Leggett on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:49:30 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :mrgreen:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:50:57 That kid sounds more and more of a tosser each week.
One day he'll piss the wrong person off. Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 17:55:50 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I knew he'd say he was related to you. :mrgreen:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: yeo on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 18:06:45 Hahahah come on Mex im pretty sure you've blagged your way into a few places over the years.Ok hes crap at it but :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: strooood on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 18:22:04 i agree with yeovil, give the lad a break :D
what a legend and you can shut up aswell ralphy, just coz he likes going out and letting his hair down (or gelled up) rather than wanking over his car doesnt mean you can judge him Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: jim on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 18:24:20 Quote from: "strooood" i agree with yeovil, give the lad a break :D what a legend and you can shut up aswell ralphy, just coz he likes going out and letting his hair down (or gelled up) rather than wanking over his car doesnt mean you can judge him You can shut up too Dex - you should be ashamed of what you are doing to poor old downtrodden Pat :chunder: Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: DV on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 19:43:01 who calls there unlce mexico red..... :D
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Sade on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 20:17:46 :mrgreen: Class!
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Spud on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 21:49:58 Walrus is ace 8)
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 21:54:18 Quote from: "DV85" who calls there unlce mexico red..... :D Err....Walrus?Is there a prize? Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Johno on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 22:21:39 uncle mex...how cool, wish he was my uncle.
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, February 13, 2006, 00:20:36 walrus is jokes but it sounds like it won't be long until he gets a right shoeing or put in a cell.
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, February 13, 2006, 00:21:16 yeah what he said
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Spud on Monday, February 13, 2006, 00:24:07 Quote from: "oxford_fan" walrus is jokes but it sounds like it won't be long until he gets a right shoeing or put in a cell. He usually ends up in a Cell. :mrgreen: Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Ralphy on Monday, February 13, 2006, 12:53:58 Quote from: "strooood" and you can shut up aswell ralphy, just coz he likes going out and letting his hair down (or gelled up) rather than wanking over his car doesnt mean you can judge him Jealousy, such a powerful emotion. :) Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: larwood on Monday, February 13, 2006, 13:03:05 Quote who calls there unlce mexico red :soapy tit wank: Thats the bit i liked best :) Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Sade on Monday, February 13, 2006, 13:07:59 Bit like my uncle john from jamaica :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Piemonte on Monday, February 13, 2006, 13:17:38 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: fatbury on Monday, February 13, 2006, 13:28:04 quality walrus!!
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: walrus on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:34:09 :oops:
Worth a try.... sorry Mex. I wasn't that drunk though, I made sure I ran outta money at 10pm so by the time I got to your club I hadn't had a drink in 5 hours, but trying to convince someone you're not especially drunk is possibly the hardest thing possible. I was gonna post a story on Sheffield, but might save that for a few weeks.... :| Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: walrus on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:35:28 :oops:
Worth a try.... sorry Mex. I wasn't that drunk though, I made sure I ran outta money at 10pm so by the time I got to your club I hadn't had a drink in 5 hours, but trying to convince someone you're not especially drunk is possibly the hardest thing possible. I was gonna post a story on Sheffield, but might save that for a few weeks.... :| Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: yeo on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:36:54 post it!
Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:37:11 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
If you weren't drunk that's even funnier. Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: walrus on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:42:14 I wasn't drunk, just desperate!
Sheffield.... We rattle up there to get there 10pm on a Sunday night and instantly hit the beers in a deserted Spoons til about 12am, til I persuade my mates to hit a club. We go into a club and yet again I miss a golden opportunity to pull by being a pussy, yet my mates dive in there ( :( ). On the way out, we pass a helta skelta with a big metal fence surrounding it. While I was taking a leak, my mate (who's a big fucker) lifts up the fence and the Sheffield-"local" climbs under and starts climbing up the helta skelta. I followed suit, scaling the fence and scratching my arm (stings like a bitch still) and watched as the guy threw a securty light at me (big thing, makes a huge noise). Next thing we know someone's having a go at him, before the police arrive. We leg it with the policecar literally inches from my legs. My mate being a bit naive started heading for main roads, but I dragged him through some bollards and down a flight of steps fortunately losing them. If I'd been caught I'd have been fucked after what happened in Brighton - was fucking stupid going over the fence, fuck knows how I thought I was gonna go on the helta skelta - I'm scared of heights anyway. We must have sprinted at least 400m.... I thought my lungs were going to implode. Then last night I slept on the couch of some random's kitchen as my mate kicked me out because he thought I was after his ex-girlfriend (not in the slightest bit interested). Now I read this back he sounds like a real cunt, but he is a genuinely really decent bloke! Title: walrus is a fuckin prick Post by: Spud on Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:04:27 The Walrus never lets us down with his stories. :mrgreen:
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