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Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 08:12:40 Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One. Not really of course but I'm trying to piece together last nights events which I've been largely unsuccessful at present. Just about managed to remember going to a club after the first bar but that's about it :? I do remember the pizza we got on the way home though and we must have smoked some joints as the tray is ever present in our lounge (and I can see a half smoked joint as well). I do remember chatting up pretty much every woman in sight (like the slag I am) but the best was the 3 friends that were 25/27 (they actually approached me....ooooh yeah). In fact I remember quite a lot come to think of it. Even remember chatting up the crazy dutch girl I met the other night. I wonder if I did actually pull? :| Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 08:20:34 Oh yeah. It's not even half past fucking 8 and I can't sleep. HAve a minimal hangover as well. What the hell is going on? :?
Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 08:31:04 Just looked in the mirror and my fucking face is cut to ribbons :evil:
What the hell happened to me last night? I need answers and my housemate are all sleeping :( Title: Woke up this morning Post by: blinkpip on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:20:08 Isn't it a sign of madness, talking and replying to your self?
Get yourself a weekend job. Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Johno on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:23:59 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Woke up this morning Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:27:42 I've woken up pretty early after a night out to. Don't think mine was anywhere near as mad as yours though. Nice little pub where a bottle of wine was only a fiver. I remember thinking I was pretty sober but with the vagueness of my memory I think I was probably pretty intoxicated.
Title: Woke up this morning Post by: land_of_bo on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:28:26 Did you do some late night bush diving?
Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, February 11, 2006, 11:34:09 sort it out si :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 11:48:06 Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus.
Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone 8) Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 11:58:19 Quote from: "simon pieman" Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone 8) Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Sorry to piss on your strawberries but do you know for definate that is her number? And just because you have the number doesn't mean you pulled her neccessarily does it? Maybe she gave you that dodgy radio one number where you phone up to leave a message and end up looking like a piece of cheese in front of millions of people! Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 12:00:35 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats funny! how many people have fallen for that i wonder?
Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 12:06:24 Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" Quote from: "simon pieman" Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone 8) Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Sorry to piss on your strawberries but do you know for definate that is her number? And just because you have the number doesn't mean you pulled her neccessarily does it? Maybe she gave you that dodgy radio one number where you phone up to leave a message and end up looking like a piece of cheese in front of millions of people! My housemates saw me pull her, that's how I knew her number was in my phone. It probably is her number seeing as: a) I've seen her out twice now and she seemed pretty keen. b) I think she's going to be in England a little longer. c) She's staying with a friend of a friend. Considering I will probably bump into her again it would be pretty evil to give me a false number. Title: Woke up this morning Post by: DV on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 12:41:37 Quote from: "simon pieman" thought I may have done Walrus. :o Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Spud on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 21:59:40 Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" Quote from: "simon pieman" Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone 8) Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Sorry to piss on your strawberries but do you know for definate that is her number? And just because you have the number doesn't mean you pulled her neccessarily does it? Maybe she gave you that dodgy radio one number where you phone up to leave a message and end up looking like a piece of cheese in front of millions of people! Make that a million and 1 people, i'll be putting Scott Mills on tomorrow. :mrgreen: Title: Woke up this morning Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, February 12, 2006, 22:04:16 I thought this thread was going to be one of those songs that go like this....
I Woke Up This Morning (Guitar - Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur) Had A Coffee And Toast (Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur) It Was Fucking Ace (Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur) But I Don't Mean To Boast (Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur).... etc etc Gutted Title: Woke up this morning Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, February 13, 2006, 00:10:19 Quote from: "simon pieman" Oh yeah. It's not even half past fucking 8 and I can't sleep. HAve a minimal hangover as well. What the hell is going on? :? remember taking any charlie?but you might feel groggy then. red bull? Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 13, 2006, 07:44:11 No I don't do coke. Apparently alcohol disturbs your sleep, probably why I always wake up so damn early every time I go out.
For all of your information: Of course it's not the damn radio 1 flirt divert number. I can say this due to two facts: 1) I know the flirt divert number 2) I made this whole story up :o Not really :oops: Title: Woke up this morning Post by: Spud on Monday, February 13, 2006, 13:04:58 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Radio 1 it is then.
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