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What the fucks dangerwanking?

best thread title ever.

Fact!! :mrgreen:

they were the days.  You start knocking one out shout mum and have to shoot before she catches you! I kjeep playing that but bo bo never gets there in time, then again only takes me 2 seconds! wahey!

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Fucking wankers :|

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: This is a whole new one on me.

I wouldnt be a contender for the UK squad. All the danger puts me off my stroke :oops:

i think there should be added categories.

like closing windows and doing up flies, whilst hiding tissues.
OR
cleaning the shower floor
OR
hiding magazine under pillow whilst pulling covers over and thinking up excuse for the light being on.

 :-))(  to be a kid again

Isnt this was that Torie Mp/Micheal Hutchinson died doing years back?

or am I barking up the wrong tree?

that's asphysiwanking (sp)

i think danger wanking is wanking whilst the knowledge you could be interupted at ANY SECOND!!!!!

It's one step from on from flashing at old ladies I tell you.

Michael Hutchence from INXS died wanking while suffocating himself with a belt tied to a hotel room door. A dignified exit, i think you'll agree.

If that aint a dangerwank then what the hell is? :D

the danger is someone catching you hanging dead whilst having a ranging hard-on with your "wank sock" in place and magazines on the floor.

that's a different game though my friend. asphysiwanking is just for fools that don't know the real pleasure of dangerwanking

Dangerwanking is just the first step on the ladder towards auto-erotic asphyxiation. Soon people would be dropping like flies but flies in the middle of a wank with oranges in their mouth and belts around their necks.

you would certainley have to have different categories if it were to become an olympic sport, for example,
category 1 parental danger wank
category 2 workplace danger wank
category 3 religious worship place danger wank
category 4 school playing fields danger wank and so on

also you would need a strict marking system in place, may i suggest, speed, length of shot, proximity to danger, style?

As an existing wanking record holder I expect Nozza would have no problems having a crack at dangerwanking. He's probably the one to beat.

I wonder what's happened to nozza, don't think he's been online for ages.

He hasn't been seen since he broke the wanking record. :jaw1:

I hope he's not wanked himself to death by developing the gush where you ejaculate continuously until you die from the weight loss, first white, then black, then death. :( Or he might be another dangerwanking victim.

I propose another category - empty house wanking. Your bloody housemates could turn up at any time and it's especially dangerous if you have the porn on full volume as well. I loves the danger I do  :P

I think I bullied him off the boards....  Come back nozza will still love you.   :fag:

i tried this at home when living with the parents. mum and dad both out so i wacked a vhs on. dad comes in through the front door but i hit the tv remote just in time. then i accidentally press play and as my dad walks to the kitchen he hears "oooh fuck yeah!" etc. Thankfully he didn't mention it.

It'd be interesting at the paralympics?

Would they have a helper, or a guide like in the blind 100 metres?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  

Brilliant.  I thought that said your dad said "oooh fuck yeah!" for a second...   :mrgreen:

**Bump** if you search google for dangerwanking, we're first \o/

Would Kevin Spacey's effort in American Beauty be classed as a dangerwank?

Cracking thread :D

I'd be interested to know how you found that out. But I'd be pretty sure I'd get an answer about google search referels or some gay jew reason.

Because I told him  :oops: