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Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:18:06 The doorbell rings a minute ago. There's me wondering who the fuck it could be as everyone in my house is already indoors and in bed. So I gingerly open the door and peer round the door and cannot see anyone. I can here a bit of shuffling round the corner so I decided closing the door would be best then going into the lounge (which has a window around the back of the house) to have a look would be a good idea.
SOME FUCKING PIKEY CUNT IS STOOD ON THE WINDOW LEDGE LOOKING INTO THE HOUSE! As soon as he sees me he doesn't look relieved, more shocked - so I knew it wasn't kids in trouble that needed help etc. Shouted loudly (which woke everone up) and pikey kid runs off. Bloody shook me up a bit and I have no idea what the cunt was trying to do - maybe he knew everyone was out earlier or something, but that was in the day and everyone has been in since the evening. Strangely enough as well, we recently keep getting phonecalls from some bloke that keeps saying "sorry wrong number" and hanging up straight away. Wonder if the incidents are linked? Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:33:57 Possibly the worst burglar ever.
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: yeo on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:34:06 Errrrrrrr that was me.
you know ive been stalking you for a while now. Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:35:38 some pikey cunt had a right go at the lock on my car door. but the fucking amateurs didn't manage to get in my measley fiesta. i stupidly left my head unit in and about 10 cd's on display.
but late night visitors are a regular occurance in my house, my maTE ben is due over any minute Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:39:29 :shock:
last post before si pie's: 11.22pm si pie's post: 1.18am replies at: 1.33am, 1.34am, 1.35am thats some crazy shit Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:41:51 Erm......what's that OF?
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:42:53 Where would this forum be without me?
Probably having a huge party somewhere Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:47:47 Quote from: "STFC Village" Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatoryTitle: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:49:03 Quote from: "oxford_fan" Quote from: "STFC Village" Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatoryTitle: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:49:34 Quote from: "STFC Village" Erm......what's that OF? Basically he's saying I'm ace and I inject life into the forum. I think anyway? Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in? :( Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:51:28 Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "oxford_fan" Quote from: "STFC Village" Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatoryI think he meant in general discussion. Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:51:33 Quote from: "simon pieman" Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in? :( Would seem so....Quote from: "flammableBen" Time to make up for yesterdays non-drinking me thinks. Some sort of one-world night thing tonight, should = fit foreign students . Although I'm planning to be drunk enough for everyone to be stunningly fit. Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:53:03 Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "simon pieman" Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in? :( Would seem so....Quote from: "flammableBen" Time to make up for yesterdays non-drinking me thinks. Some sort of one-world night thing tonight, should = fit foreign students . Although I'm planning to be drunk enough for everyone to be stunningly fit. Booo! Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 01:53:14 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "oxford_fan" Quote from: "STFC Village" Erm......what's that OF? i thought it was quite self explanatoryI think he meant in general discussion. Si you......RELIGHT THE FORUM YOUR POSTS ARE MY ONLY DESIRE! Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:12:41 Where is the boy Flammable?! How dare he have a social life and not entertain me at work :(
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: McLovin on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:31:38 ROOOAAARRRR!!!
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:47:14 Yikes!
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: McLovin on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:48:26 Just got in, and i'm feeling spritely...
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Sussex on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:51:37 :D
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 03:52:01 I'm trying to keep myself awake at work by singing at the top of my voice to whatever comes onto the old iPod :oops:
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: McLovin on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 04:00:35 the spritelyness has already gone, i'm going to bed. night kids! :D
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Sussex on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 04:00:48 I'm watching VH2, they had the Indie 500 on earlier, and saw the last 50. Now it's 'The next song will be great', currently showing Arctic Monkeys, Good on the dancefloor.
I was pissed earlier, now I'm bright as a button, wierd :| Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Leggett on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 05:37:07 shite cars are IMPOSSIBLE to break into. 3 times, THREE FUCKING TIMES someone tried to break into my old nova, each time they failed (but fucked the car up more and more), fucking amateurs.
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 07:03:58 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "simon pieman" Where the hell is that cancatchonfire benjamin chap? Has he gone out drinking instead of staying in? :( Would seem so....Quote from: "flammableBen" Time to make up for yesterdays non-drinking me thinks. Some sort of one-world night thing tonight, should = fit foreign students . Although I'm planning to be drunk enough for everyone to be stunningly fit. Booo! Ace! I was missed. Don't worry after tonight (see the other 12 threads I've moaned on) I think I've been put off going out for a while. Title: Re: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Spud on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 11:52:56 Quote from: "simon pieman" The doorbell rings a minute ago. There's me wondering who the fuck it could be as everyone in my house is already indoors and in bed. So I gingerly open the door and peer round the door and cannot see anyone. I can here a bit of shuffling round the corner so I decided closing the door would be best then going into the lounge (which has a window around the back of the house) to have a look would be a good idea. SOME FUCKING PIKEY CUNT IS STOOD ON THE WINDOW LEDGE LOOKING INTO THE HOUSE! As soon as he sees me he doesn't look relieved, more shocked - so I knew it wasn't kids in trouble that needed help etc. Shouted loudly (which woke everone up) and pikey kid runs off. Bloody shook me up a bit and I have no idea what the cunt was trying to do - maybe he knew everyone was out earlier or something, but that was in the day and everyone has been in since the evening. Strangely enough as well, we recently keep getting phonecalls from some bloke that keeps saying "sorry wrong number" and hanging up straight away. Wonder if the incidents are linked? Sounds like someones keeping tabs on your House!. :shock: :evil: Title: Re: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 12:16:56 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "simon pieman" The doorbell rings a minute ago. There's me wondering who the fuck it could be as everyone in my house is already indoors and in bed. So I gingerly open the door and peer round the door and cannot see anyone. I can here a bit of shuffling round the corner so I decided closing the door would be best then going into the lounge (which has a window around the back of the house) to have a look would be a good idea. SOME FUCKING PIKEY CUNT IS STOOD ON THE WINDOW LEDGE LOOKING INTO THE HOUSE! As soon as he sees me he doesn't look relieved, more shocked - so I knew it wasn't kids in trouble that needed help etc. Shouted loudly (which woke everone up) and pikey kid runs off. Bloody shook me up a bit and I have no idea what the cunt was trying to do - maybe he knew everyone was out earlier or something, but that was in the day and everyone has been in since the evening. Strangely enough as well, we recently keep getting phonecalls from some bloke that keeps saying "sorry wrong number" and hanging up straight away. Wonder if the incidents are linked? Sounds like someones keeping tabs on your House!. :shock: :evil: I know. My house phone number is quite an easy one to remember though so I'm thinking it used to be for something else. Either that or they really are keeping tabs. Title: Re: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Spud on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 13:39:33 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "simon pieman" The doorbell rings a minute ago. There's me wondering who the fuck it could be as everyone in my house is already indoors and in bed. So I gingerly open the door and peer round the door and cannot see anyone. I can here a bit of shuffling round the corner so I decided closing the door would be best then going into the lounge (which has a window around the back of the house) to have a look would be a good idea. SOME FUCKING PIKEY CUNT IS STOOD ON THE WINDOW LEDGE LOOKING INTO THE HOUSE! As soon as he sees me he doesn't look relieved, more shocked - so I knew it wasn't kids in trouble that needed help etc. Shouted loudly (which woke everone up) and pikey kid runs off. Bloody shook me up a bit and I have no idea what the cunt was trying to do - maybe he knew everyone was out earlier or something, but that was in the day and everyone has been in since the evening. Strangely enough as well, we recently keep getting phonecalls from some bloke that keeps saying "sorry wrong number" and hanging up straight away. Wonder if the incidents are linked? Sounds like someones keeping tabs on your House!. :shock: :evil: I know. My house phone number is quite an easy one to remember though so I'm thinking it used to be for something else. Either that or they really are keeping tabs. I reckon a Drug dealer used to live there!. :? especially if you're getting people ringing up and saying "oh sorry wrong number!" Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: DV on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 18:43:02 if its the same person who keeps saying 'sorry wrong number' then he is obviously checking to see if anyones in....if no one answers the phone he knows the place is empty :shock:
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Spud on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 18:48:04 Quote from: "DV85" if its the same person who keeps saying 'sorry wrong number' then he is obviously checking to see if anyones in....if no one answers the phone he knows the place is empty :shock: Yeah i agree, something dodgy is going on. The only thing you can do Si is make sure 2 people are in at all times. Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 02:28:03 The thing is it's a completely different number to the one before we moved in cos BT changed it. It's quite a memorable number so I think it was a business line before, maybe for some hooker or something. No pikey activity tonight. Maybe my macho demonstration has scared them off for good :soapy tit wank:
The girls slept through the whole thing though apparently :-))( Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: yeo on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 02:31:34 Get one of these
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006050669,00.html Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 03:16:12 His favourite food is lettuce. Ace :D
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Spud on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 03:37:52 If they come back take this form of action against the Pikeys. http://69.93.183.37/1790/162/emo/giljotina.gif
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 12:44:08 I'm going to sit outside my front door on a rocking chair wearing a straw hat and drinking whisky. A shotgun will be by my side, it will be ace :twisted:
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 13:42:19 Get a dog.
Title: When the doorbell rings at 1:10am Post by: Compo on Sunday, February 5, 2006, 14:07:43 u can rent my cretin of a dog......
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