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Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:15:53
Wonder what's going on there?

Do you think his gay lover is going to be revealed?

Perhaps his 1 million deal for the house they were buying together in Rode has fallen through?


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Batch on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:20:10
Bit of a bummer.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:23:28
Didnt his dad die last year, maybe its that which is affectinghhim.  he also lost his partner so could be all of it at once hitting him?


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: le god cuervo on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:24:46
From Robert Pires in today's Sun...

Quote
He certainly has a big worry on the private side and that is what is upsetting him... We want to tell him and make him understand that we are behind him whatever happens. We all have difficult times in our careers. It is hard for him to face up to the situation, but he is not alone


I reckon he's either been caught bumming someone & faces admitting he's a gayer, or he's been told he's got a serious health problem. Hopefully not the latter


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:27:43
I'm sure he is a batty boy. I live in the next village to Rode and various busy bodies have been saying a prem footballer is buying a million squid house there, and he is gay, and he is sol campbell

perhaps he wants to sign for us in the summer so is moving nearby in preperation, and throwing the towel in at Arsenal so that they terminate his contract leaving him free to join us?

This seems like a post for thisis.....


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: pauld on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:29:09
I dunno, "a big worry on the private side" sounds like a genital problem!


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:29:40
He's clearly due to feature in the NotW this weekend, bumming a rent boy or something.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:30:58
he is a big hairy bum bomber


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:41:51
I think NOTW has pics of Sol sucking off Sven, whos dressed as an arab.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: faringdingdong on Friday, February 3, 2006, 12:52:56
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: adje on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:18:00
Dont look good for England-two of our so-called"best defenders in the world"are,in fact,the worst two defenders in the World.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:26:48
Quote from: "Piemonte"
I think NOTW has pics of Sol sucking off Sven, whos dressed as an arab.


I was going to say I'd lay some cash on Sol being in the NOTW this week.

I think it's going to expose him as a bottomer hence why he may quit.  I'd have to chuckle if it's from Sven's fake shake interview.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:30:39
I can see it now.

MORE SHOCK REVELATIONS FROM THE FAKE SHEIKH

Sven also commented that whilst most players were in and out of the showers pretty quickly after a game, Sol Campbell seemed to hang around, especially when Peter Cr0uch is around. It would seem he took the training ground instruction of "get right up his arse Sol" a bit too literally


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:36:21
It's taken me 10 minutes to figure out what NOTW meant  :oops:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Whits on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:39:52
Quote from: "simon pieman"
It's taken me 10 minutes to figure out what NOTW meant  :oops:


 :D


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:58:10
http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=27082 :fishing:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, February 3, 2006, 13:58:11
campbell's got seaman up his arse
campbell's got seaman up his arse

campbell's got seaman, campbell's got seaman

campbell's got seaman up his arse



doesn't really work now though


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:01:52
http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=360245&CPID=8&clid=&lid=2&title=Wenger+hasn't+seen+errant+Sol


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:02:56
Fuck sake, that link is gayer than Sol Campbell


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Spud on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:04:02
I urge Wenger to hire a hitman.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:06:58
There's only one Sol Campbell
Only one Sol Campbell
With a packet of sweets, and the cheekiest grin
Campbell loves bollocks on his chin...


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:08:35
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
There's only one Sol Campbell
Only one Sol Campbell
With a packet of sweets, and the cheekiest grin
Campbell loves bollocks on his chin...


 :mrgreen:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: larwood on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:09:38
Quote

There's only one Sol Campbell
Only one Sol Campbell
With a packet of sweets, and the cheekiest grin
Campbell loves bollocks on his chin

 :soapy tit wank:

I thought Sol had a kid with some model ,i'm sure he had to have a paternity test.Maybe it was a cover up :-))(


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Amir on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:24:57
Nice bit of photoshop work here...



http://67.18.37.16/525/186/upload/p1874958.jpg



Seems he really doesn't want to come out, and it looks like he's not going to have much choice.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Spud on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:25:52
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: DMR on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:44:32
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:45:25
Hang on. Campbell is in bad form = gay?!

Am I missing something?


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, February 3, 2006, 21:17:38
After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet.

On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth.

The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die.

After 45 mins the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat and goes to leave.

'Where are you going?' asks the baffled farmer,

'I was at fault for the two foals - I'm not staying for the second calf'


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, February 3, 2006, 22:15:10
That's superbly bad.   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Wasn't Dean Richards a confirmed Bum tender as well?


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Mark Hanrahan on Friday, February 3, 2006, 22:28:02
One thing is for sure - he's just walked out on his World Cup place. Jamie Carragher will be laughing his nuts off tonight!


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 07:54:51
Quote from: "Mark Hanrahan"
One thing is for sure - he's just walked out on his World Cup place. Jamie Carragher will be shooting his nuts off into Campbell's arse tonight!


 :shock:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: magnum150 on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 12:09:07
WTF it NOTW. Nonce of the week?


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: Spud on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 12:11:40
Quote from: "magnum150"
WTF it NOTW. Nonce of the week?


Not quite  :mrgreen: , News Of The World.


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: lumpimynci on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 12:21:47
Quote

In the Sun this morning there is an article saying he is caught up in a love triangle with three women....



That's a love rectangle surely? Or maybe a square?


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Saturday, February 4, 2006, 16:54:56
Quote from: "lumpimynci"
Quote

In the Sun this morning there is an article saying he is caught up in a love triangle with three women....



That's a love rectangle surely? Or maybe a square?
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Sol Campbell
Post by: el duque on Thursday, February 9, 2006, 13:34:13
Quote from: "lumpimynci"
Quote

In the Sun this morning there is an article saying he is caught up in a love triangle with three women....



That's a love rectangle surely? Or maybe a square?


Not like the Sun to miss an opportunity like this.

Randy Sol in Love Rhombus Romp

Or Even

Sol trapped in love trapezium

Maybe they were too busy giggling and compiling the article for todays front page, in which they list all kinds of things that you might NOT want to do in Germany this summer.