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In the style of song or poem or a rap:

Here's one for Dave blackcurrant.

ahem.

Dave is silly and dave is gay.
He likes to bum his hamster every single day.
The only good thing is, is that he supports swindon town,
He's a bit like rockin robin,
A freaky demented clown.
Thats whats going down.

 8)  Thankyou, Thankyou very much.

I've already written and posted a poem for the much missed Kinky Tom and it was crap :-))(

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That is a truly disturbing image.

GET OUT! :x

8)  You inspired me.

You disgust me.

Sade get a proper job.

Well I personally thought it was pretty good for myself.
I think that this is just the start of my career as a well known british poet.
I am thinking of poems as we speak. I think I have an idea for one for micheal pook already. I'd rather not share it though if thats ok  :)

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: please don't become a poet with that sort of material. \o/

:(  thanks for the support.

i only like myself if im honest

Sades my fav TEF member! :D

On recent performances, Flamey makes top 5 easily.

write another poem about Dave, Sade, I need cheering up (sorry Dave)

Birdy is my female idol  :D

 :D  Don't make the same mistakes as me though sade  :wink:  Be a lesbian, men are cunts  :wink:

One for birdy and her love of dogging...

From sonic, to birdy  :kisskiss:

birdy, birdy, I have a plan
Let's go dogging as fast as we can
I know a good lay by, not too far from here
I'll bring the car, you bring the beer...

:dance:  Birdy gives the best advice ever! Although I'm not sure about the lesbian part....maybe a nun.

Be a nun Sade. You seem prepared and destined for a lifetime of celibacy anyway, why not make a career out of it...?

What you trying to say eh?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I didn't make a poem but an avatar instead.

:evil:  You killed my pussy cat.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  youknowsit baby  :wink:

That poem will make village come in his pants, he loves the doggin

:oops:

Did you make a mess?

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-086.gif

Naughty toad

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Magic loves pies

He comes from Brum

Magic don't tell lies

You love it up the bum

my favourite member is mickey hazard was god
he's funnier than being slapped in the face with a cod
banned from the tef since that cold winter day
let him back in that's what we all say
the forums gone downhill since the day he was banned
still not returned although it's been planned

:mrgreen:

Here's my poem:

STFC Village loves the cock in his bum bum.

:nod:

I miss Mickey, he was my friend  :(

Even though you cunts though he was me  :x

Well, yeah, obviously. Don't we all?

:shock:  :o

You telling me that you don't think Cock is great. Lesbian

Shut it batty boy.

Just because i support this clubs star striker doesn't mean i'm gay! Lets be honest, we all love having a big, hard, strong Cock around. Even Iffy has said he loves having Cock on his hands

Not in his bum bum though

I think Sade has learnt to quickly for my liking  :D

Bird is such a terrible influence

I 100% agree  :oops:

Walt Flanagans dog hardly ever makes a post
He's so white and pasty, you could mistake him for a ghost
Despite being my mate, I think hes a cunt :wink:
I hold him responsible for uncle alberts shunt

He only ever posts about films and TV
He really should buy me a pint or three
I've called him a cunt, now i'll call him a twat
the reason he never posts is his fingers are too fat!

 :mrgreen:

*awaits abusive phone call or retaliatory poem*

Reg smeeton is brainy,
Reg smeeton is cool,
He could easily be a teacher at a school.
 8)

To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'...

Oh, fatbury is a wanker
he wears a Burberry cap,
he pervs on forum females
how fucking slimey's that

He begs lifts to away games
'cos he's a lazy tart,
Fuck knows why he bothers
'cos he's a Gooner at heart

He cried when Rory left us
and spouted loads of cack,
So Sonic went and banned him
but let the fucker back

 :advercool:

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Very good, Sussex :D

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 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Fucking mint!


...He loves a bird called chantelle
who's as thick as a plank,
and when he's on the forum
he likes to have a wank

LMFAO  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Sussex Red, that is fucking genius! :D

Nice add-on LOB :grin:

Sussex is way out in the lead with the best poem so far.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Well done Sussex, that was class.  :D

Indeed!! Top work Sussex! :mrgreen:

Ode To Ralphy

Postman Ralph, Postman Ralph,
Postman Ralph In His Honda Civic,
Cruising In His Type-R, While I Drive My Micra,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.

Postman Ralph, Postman Ralph,
Postman Ralph In His Honda Civic,
He'll Throw Another Paddy, If I Call Him Fatty,
Ralphy is a really happy (gay) man.

Everybody knows, he's a wanker,
All his friends mutter "cunt" as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
More junk mail through your door.

[Hee Hee]

Postman Ralph, Postman Ralph,
Postman Ralph in his Honda Civic,
He knocks one out to Top Gear, we all think he's a bit queer,
Ralph feels he's a really happy (gay) man.

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Thats superb Village!
I wish i could write good like wot you lot can :(

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Harsh but fair  :wink:   :D

Assumes the personae of Pam Ayres - Pam Ayres? She was a poet, on the telly, in the old days remember? No you probably don't do you? I hate the way you all make me feel old.

I used to love old Yeovil,
He was funny, he was smart,
I feckin' hate that Lifetime Red,
'Cause he's a whingin' tart

But now I'm feelin' all confused,
Cause those two are now one,
Could somebody please explain to me,
How this thing has been done?

Were they mixed up in a blender?,
Were their genes cut up and spliced?,
Were they boiled up in a big red pot?,
Nailed together in a vice?

Were they always the same person?
Schizophrenic, MPD*?
Are they two sides of the same coin?
Please don't tell me that can be!

Or did he just move away from Yeovil and like the name?
Oh who gives a fuck?

*Multiple Personality Disorder

I remember her, she's a fucking fruitcake! :D

Ralphy is a postman,
He wears a postmans hat,
He drives a big red van allday,
and looks a total pratt.

He knows where you all live,
He knows whats in your mail,
it's pretty fucking scary,
who they let work for royal mail.

If you ever see him,
Please give him a toot,
cos he's a sad old posty,
who takes it up the back door shoot.

i'm supposed to be his friend,
but think that he's a TWAT,
i only hang around him,
to get a free lift to the match.


cheers old bean :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/compo71/gay.jpg

You're not just saying that to make me feel better are you?

I do have more contemporary cultural reference points honest. I just can't remember them...........

You're not just saying that to make me feel better are you?

I do have more contemporary cultural reference points honest. I just can't remember them...........

I get told at work I talk like Pam Ayres, and something about a fucking toothbrush.  cunt wank cunts tit fanny's and arse.  fuck off  :evil:

Delightful...

Shw wrote the wonderbra...

I bought myself a Wonderbra
For fourteen ninety nine,
It looked so good on the model girl's chest,
And I hoped it would on mine,
I took it from the packaging
And when I tried it on,
The Wonderbra restored to me
All I believed had gone

Chorus:
Let's all salute the Wonderbra,
The Wonderbra, the Wonderbra,
Let's all salute the Wonderbra,
For fourteen ninety-nine.

It gave me such a figure,
I can't believe it's mine,
I showed it to my husband
And it made his eyeballs shine,
And when I served the breakfast,
The kids cried out, 'Hooray!
Here comes our darling mother,
with her bosom on a tray!'

I didn't really need one,
my present bra, it's true,
Had only been in constant use
Since nineteen eighty-two,
But the silhouette I dreamed about,
Is mine, is mine at last,
And builders on the scaffolding,
Drop off as I walk past

Chorus:
Singing .. let's all salute the Wonderbra,
The Wonderbra, the Wonderbra,
Let's all salute the Wonderbra
For fourteen ninety-nine!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I assume thats an extract from a piece written during Pam's short-lived post-punk performance poet career. I'm not really familiar with that part of her canon.

It's got some good emotive drive though.

I particulary like the cunt........cunts bit. Repetition and variation, a classic bit of poetic technique.

you are a cunt, don't take the piss out of a woman in a mood from hell

OOOOOOOOOk, obviously not a happy morning the STFCBird house. ..........

Blimey is that the time already .....  ahem must do some work.....

It is always bad in the bird house.  Don't run away.................

you fucking

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/chicken.jpg

is that a chicken or a cock?

both
  :D

STFC bird posting pictures of cocks - one of the least surprising events ever on the TEF :D

And you're the T'ender most like their internet persona?

Do men find that intimidating at all?

He says from the safe distance of 160 miles or so

all men find me intimidating, especially Piemonte

And is that a good thing or does it interfere with your personal life in any way.

Fuck, I'm turning into Dr Raj.

your soft as shite.
was too scared to say hello to me first time we met.

obviously now she's louder than loud :wink:

only coz you thought I was a bloke and were mean to me  :evil:   I am loud when you get to know me, I am shy around strangers.  I'll shout at you tomorrow when you walk past for your pie

i still not sure where you sit.
i've gone off the pies at Swindon. more hotdogs now.
Mrs Magic will be there tomorrow so you'll have to shout loud.

p.s. sorry about the bloke thing. but it's an easy mistake :shock:  :box:  :run:

p.s. i'm only tweaking at your nipples there

I blame sonic more than you, all is forgiven.

I'll give you a shout or rob your hotdog

Rob Mrs Magics. she's smaller than me.

saying that she's harder than me so you best pinch mine...........................and the hotdog.

taxi!!!!

ha ha, poor mrs magic, you nearly lost her at the city game

tell me about it.

thats why i stuck her with you to look after her.
also Asher looked after her too when i went to the bar.

she loved it in there

if you get to the merlin, I will have to say hello to her again

STFCBird intimidating  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Why is that funny

I've been more scared by oap's  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

AWWW thank you for that tribute .... :fu:

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I miss you Ralphy

I bet you do, nobody to buy you drinks and nobody to take the piss out of.

why aint none of you cunts voted for me :x  :evil:  :twisted:

I don't take the piss out of you do I

You have done!

You said something about bondage and nappy wearing if i remember right.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   only coz you said you enjoyed it  :wink:  I was only joking, don't hate me for it  :(

You go dogging with Sonic and Village now anyway  :evil:

there is always room for more, I can borrow a 7 seater  :D

Birdy really could be a man
She talks about 'bum bombing' whenever she can
I've never known a woman to be so rude
With all that foul language she has spewed

Birdy really likes her horse
But she prefers to go dogging of course
She's picking off forumers one by one
Until she's bum bombed every last one

The idea of felching Sonic doesn't turn me on much sorry.

Si PI i'll bum bomb you with my strap on if you keep on, you vulger child

Dv85 is a pessimist,
But he says he's a realist,
We all know that ain't true,
Because he says so much stuff that makes us feel blue,
I'll shut him up,when i follow him into the loo,
To give him the flu.

Fucking hell its pitiful :-))(  But hey i tried,maybe its the lemsip talking :wink:

:mrgreen:  Made me laugh larwood. I was slightly shocked when I got to line 5......but then I read line 6 and you only wanted to give him flu...so its ok.

Sade is a fan of Michael Pook
Alas,it means she doesn't give any other lads a look,
Dreaming of bestriding his chest,
Eventually,she'd give him a rest.

Or the last two lines could say;
Dreaming of smothing ice-cream on his six-pack,
Eventually,she would let him get out of her sack.

Sade is a fan of Michael Pook
Alas,it means she doesn't give any other lads a look,
Dreaming of bestriding his chest,
Eventually,she'd give him a rest.

Or the last two lines could say;
Dreaming of smothing ice-cream on his six-pack,
Eventually,she would let him get out of her sack.

or eventually, he'd let her suck his sack

Or
eventually, he'll fill her by emptying his sack

you are disgusting  :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
So long as the sentence starts with an E and ends with a word that rhymes with pack :scribe:

Young Sade's a fan of  one michael pook
She would love to straddle, and engage in a fook
She'll ride on top, or lay on her back
eventually he'll fill her by emptying his sack

when all's said and done they're out on the town
drinking cheap lager, swilling it down
then home in a txi cos neither can drive
lets hope she turned the web cam off or we're watching the next show live!

Crap Michael Pook is adored by our Sade
She appears to be desperate, she needs to get laid

Dreaming of Pooky must give her enjoyment
Flicking her bean, she loves unemployment

She's not quite as bad as various whores
But given the chance i wouldn't touch her with yours

So bring it on Sade, let's see what you have
But when you reply, don't sound like a chav.

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:grin: Nice work Dave

We need a smiley that doffs his cap!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Dave your a legend. And I love the other poems about pookey!

 :gay:  They're very sexual, almost turned me on.

Still laughing now.

8)

Birdy sometimes gets very stressed
She shows her anger when not at her best
Her mother didn't teach her not to use foul language
Without ciggies and swearing she would languish

Alas the forum wouldn't be the same
Without STFC_Bird and her claim
To many of the blokes who chat and flirt
And those that Mickey take will just get hurt

Walrus likes the younger muff
His Mrs was thirteen - not quite old enough
But now he's changed his taste in women
For the older lady is how he's living
Mex probably shagged Sonia anyway
And Walrus won't admit that he's really a gay

Walrus prefers the younger girls,
The pitch needn't be green.
Once he had an older girl,
But alas, it was a dream

Yo, yous lot you taking the piss?
Coz if you are you should really learn not to diss,
Yeah I av fing for micheal pook,
But who would'nt?, he is fit as fook,
I av no job yeah,
but who said I liked it like dat,
Sitting on my bum all day- I hate being a lazy cat,
I am hoping some poet is reading this thread,
He will then realise my raps and poems are frickin wicKED,
And one day when I am making millions of pounds,
You aint getting any but Birdy is cos she is well sound.
 8)



(that was meant to be a rap by the way)

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Im laughing AT you not With you

 
Won't you give me any of your money :( ? My poem for you spelt out your name [look at the first letter of each sentence].Surely thats worth something :boohoo:

oh ok then  :D  fair enough (I did'nt see it spelt my name down the side-genius)

 :scribe:
Thats me,a genius  8)

ode to yeovil

yeovil red drinks like a cunt
he loves to bet he likes a punt
he works all night just like a black
when he gets home he empties his sack

he has a dog he loves it so
he sometimes acts like the deacon joe
he shouts and grunts at the footie match
he would like to get in birdies snatch

Ode to Mex

Mex is from Brighton and runs a club
He sits next to Lady and dreams of a rub
He drives an MG all over the country
Sometimes stopping for Walrus to pee

He spins the tunes on his decks
All the gay men flex their pecks
He told Ifil that he's not doing the job
We all love this cuddley blob

OF all the people on TEF
One the best, thats for def
DMR is my fave
DMR, the one they call Dave

He likes to rant, he likes to chant
And he has a fucking fit aunt                            (he actually does!!)
He likes to google porn and scat
Away fans all think him a twat

But here a TEF he's at home
And he dont need to rant alone
So big up rizpect to DMR
Stick with him and you willz go far


Innit Aiiiii!!!!!

i like the games i sit near mex's dad
he swears and shouts, its fucking rad
he shouted 'sheeeeeeeeep-shaggers' at the taffs
and everyone around him laughed and laughed  

theres this little tash above his top lip
when he sits by away fans, he's gives em some jip
when mex danced to the jam at half time he looked on in despair
almost as if he wished he wasnt there.


 :oops:  sorry mex i ran out of ideas at the end :(

technically mex's dad isn't a forum member...

am i nobody's favourite?  :cry:

No because you're a goth  :D

sonicyouth pretends he's not goth
and bans people from the forum when they piss him off
he's started drinking and smoking too
if you're not careful he might ban you

sonicyouth is a bit of a hoolie
although protests he was kicked out unduly
he shouts and swears, like an evil bear
but he shaves off most of his hair

sonicyouth starts lots of fights
especially if you nick his malboro lights
but buy him a guinness and his face will soften
although this doesn't happen very often

A Poem For Craigo

http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=45

Craigo, Craigo, Where Did You Go?
Been Signed Up Since Day Zero,
You've Still Not Posted A Thing,
Not Even About Andy King.

Perhaps You Are A Lurker?
Another Late Night Worker?
Or Maybe You Don't Hang Around,
Inside The County Ground?

To See You Post Would Make Me Smile,
Why Don't You Just Take A While,
To Discuss The Latest Fixture,
Or A Recent Walrus Adventure.




Wow, i'm really bored :|

Mex! Mex!
He's A Cunt!
He's More Batty,
Than James Blunt!

brilliant, it's wonderfully (in)accurate as well  8)

 :soapy tit wank:

Kinky Tom is oh so loud
You always hear him in the crowd
When"Give us an S"young Tom voices
We know that we just have no choices
But to sing and thank god that we dont support Borussia Moenchengladbach!

Whaddaya know,Mex and me
 We are off to Germany
To see his countrymen in action
Will give him so much satisfaction
If the cunts dont win
Twill be a sin
But he will take it on the chins

ODE TO SONIC
Oh he of sound musical taste
Threatening stare and expanding waist
He patrols the forum with authority
And bans those with whom he doesn't agree

Some say that DV85
Is the most miserable cunt alive
I think they are being unfair
To the guy with the expanding hair
With him I pretty much agree
Except when the subject is Gurney

Super Taff is fucking sound
Although he never buys a round
It's not his fault he likes sheep
He's welsh you see so he does 'em deep

In The Lamb he drinks Red Stripe
And all he ever posts is tripe
And when I race the cunt to swindon
He cuts me up just to win them

He's addicted to the machine in Marios
and his bird Shelley is a ho
We've all done her up the arse
But Parker ain't he's got no class

Word!

:mrgreen:  Dave does he mind you calling his bird a ho?

Does he have a choice?

:D  This thread was ace.......however my poem was not.

So catch 22 then, you'd always end up with a cunt
 :D

Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes I do actually wish I was a lezzer :x
Least you don't get some hairy elephant squirting his juice on you.

that must be a lot of juice, coming from an elephant... if I was a bird I'd defo be a lesbian.

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no you get minge juice in your face instead  :|

Si Pie is right though, no matter what you do, you can't escape a cunt. I am gonna do a blackcurrant and declare myself celibate

mmmmmm, minge juice.

im celibate

EWWWWWWWWWW

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Mary Hinge

Nothing worse than a bushy jacky danny. Apart from, say, having your testicles pummelled by a hammer. That would also be bad.

but its ok for men to have an overgrown bushka? mmm I think not. Not that they care or owt.

No, overgrown's babushka's not a pretty thing on anyone. I'm not saying bald units are the way forward, but nowt worse than choking on a matt of pubons.

i take offence to that.i take great care in my forest of deano

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Can we stop. This is wrong.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

nothing worse than pulling pubes out your mouth after giving a blow job  :o

Ihope I'm not the only one that sniggers to myself when birds have to do that...

:mrgreen:  Nothing like getting straight to the point is there Birdy?

i find a nice short trim(no1) does the job.if you go to short it starts to look like a bald turkey

yeah, you don;t want a pink lettuce staring you in the face - needs a cheeky landing strip...

:?  I was quite disturbed whilst walking around ann summers the other day, when I seen a pubic hair stensil kit....I mean what the hell? (Although the hearts did look pretty cute..... but thats not the point) Oh yeah and a woman that worked in there tryed putting a dildo in my ear.

I've just realised that this topic has gone completely off topic. But my boredom is slowly being cured :)

even worse, when the pube has bog roll stuck to it.  :evil:

a nice landing strip or all off completely is best.

not nice when you have to fight your way through the amazon rain forrest to search for your cave

just tell me why she'd try and stick a dildo in your ear?

Because she was one of those crazy OTT ladies that you see working in shops. She then tryed to make me buy one. I was outraged, my friends found it hilarious. I touched it though to be brave and I should'nt of it could of been anywhere.

Ann Summers is ace

me and my mrs was in Anne Summers once, she was getting a joke present for someone and me being me i was looking at all the dildos.

then this fit bird (who worked there) asked if i was looking to buy, i said we're thinking about it (my wife got highly embarassed) and then she just went on telling me how good the RR is and how good the orgasms are :)

i must have stood there looking completely gormless cos all i could think about was this bird and her RR going at it :soapy tit wank:  :oops: until my mrs said thank you and tugged my arm to leave.

i could have stayed there all day listening to that

I miss your ann summers stories pm me some more  :wink:

i told you that one didn't i?

yes  :mrgreen:

we'll have another chat one day when i'm not too busy :soapy tit wank:

ace  8)  it was all cool til you thought I was mickey  :evil:

till sonic said you was mickey and we all believed him more like :oops:

you took his word over mine  :-))(

You aren't Mickey?  :o

 :oops:  

you can suck my willy as a way of me saying sorry

Ok anytime......... :D

:king:  :\/

I don't do Ann Summers. I get all hot and flustered when i walk in there and if the shop assistant trys to talk to me i can't speak and start sweating nervously.

fucks sake you cunt, i just spat orange juice all over my keyboard and uni prospectuseseses!

Calm down sonic my love. I'm sure Red Macca would show you his forest given the chance :P

Apparenly there is a monster lurking in the forest, or so I am told  :shock:

....and a few crabs if your lucky :P

This is how the legend of the forest of deano was told to me "He has one eye and spits when angry, tends to attack from the back but only on ladies"

God willys are minging arent they.

yup

And minges are fucking sculptures of beauty  :soapy tit wank:

yup

They are actually.Neat and tidy and tucked away.

They smell of fish and look like a ripped out fire place.

Cocks smell of cheese and look like a slow worm, your problem is?

Calm down dear, your get some knob soon.

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Goooooooo birdy!!

Mine was actually more funny, i mean a slow worm? Not much thought gone into that.

have you ever seen a slow worm ralphy???

Its actually more like giant maggot. Same colour and everything.

Not in the wild no Bird.

They look like snakes though.

but they are a penis colour and blind

Their not penis colour! Their a greeny brown colour!

depends who you've shagged I suppose

what penis has birdy been looking at?

We could be here all day....

and they can't keep still and won't stay in the box.

true Sade, true, they never stay in the fucking box

6.30pm actually coz that is when I leave work

 :nod: I get my stockings there :wink:

:jaw2: Didn't have you down as a stockings girl...!

I'm not really,but you do what you have to do,you know what i mean :wink:

:D Larwood you saucy minx you!

Larwood, what do u look like?

I've met most of the female forum population apart from you.

Here we go... i wager he's taken lessons off Fatbury... :wink:

Shut up Blackcurrant.  

I'm a much more smooth, clever type of perv than poor old fatters.

Tee hee hee

Oh ralph please, put it back in your pants :D

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Not what you normally say  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

no, it's more like. '' ralphy fetch me the tweezers''

Fuck off blinkpip!  :(

Fuck sake, this forum's like a smut shop. I demand a refund.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: poor Ralphy eh?

Whos taking my name in vain???

Larwood + Stockings + Cricket = Petes Reaction when he came out of the house!

 :dance:

Er no, sorry Ralphy but you really don't want to know what i look like.

his fault if he missed the pics that were posted of you!!

Aye, I think it's quite daft how Larwood thinks she's ugly.

i know what you look like and i would.

but i'm married so i can't.

but i would

same goes for you, except you're ginger so i can't.

:cry:

I looked back and found a piccy of larwood and I can't believe she think shes ugly!
Shes a very pretty lady, as is birdy and lady.

Magic you can put it back in your pants too for crying out loud.
 :D

you fucking would and you know it  8)

strawberry blond Dave, strawberry blond

Nah, i'm defo a ginge. However, when unwashed, it changes to a greasy horrible colour, which is probably more aesthetically pleasing.

strawberry blond , your having  a laugh, strawberry blond , your having  a laugh  :\/

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Larwood has gone for the old "lower expectations to avoid disappointment" trick. I use it all the time at work :P

I thought she looked alright though. Having said that I was expecting some kind of swamp beast after her description, so the tactic worked  :D

i saw larwood there is nothing wrong with her.i agree with you piemonte she tells us lies

And we all know lies make baby jesus cry Deano.

I hope you're happy Larwood

personally I was dissapointed that she wasn't a swamp beast. Swamp beasts are ace.

When I saw the photos I thought Larwood looked lovely and sweet .. a true NPower girl in the making  :wink:

I think Larwood has left the country

cant say i blame her really  :soapy tit wank:

Pics please!

http://www.scifijapan.com/Ep/26swamp1.jpg

She's a looker alright.