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Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: Amir on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:11:11 Ponytail and beard, leather jacket covered in patches. Four of us are playing pool and he asks crazy charlie if he can get him any speed for tomorrow night. Crazy charlie says no, but then goes and talks to him again a minute later.
Next off he decides to harass my friend Ben, who has seemed to be a nutter magnet ever since we were younger. The kind of person who is too nice to tell people to piss off, just trying to blank the guy out while he asks if anyones going to Trowbridge? Can I sleep on your floor? Is anyone going for a smoke? Can you get any speed? I like your hat :D Twice the bloke announces he's leaving, only to be back five minutes later sat by the pool table again, the second time laughing hysterically at a joke someone made. We leave the pub and he follows us outside, asking if he can come to anyones' for a smoke. I say no, so he says he'll have to go home then and starts unlocking his bike. Charlie and Shaun drive home, me and Ben stroll just around the corner to mine. Ben says shall we do one in case he follows, i said no then the next thing he's right by us. I say fucking you again then, yet he still follows until I'm walking in my house and he's asking if he can come in for a smoke. I politely declined. And I thought I'd met all the loonies round here :run: Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: Amir on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:14:50 Not sure I've doen him justice really. I thought he was just on something/pissed at first.
Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:17:16 Sounds like a crazy drunk who's desperate for a smoke to me.
Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:18:05 Quote from: "flammableBen" Sounds like a crazy drunk who's desperate for a smoke to me. Actually think I might have been one of them before. Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: Amir on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:25:30 You don't give the impression you'd be quite so disconcerting though, Ben :D
Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:29:05 Quote from: "Amir" You don't give the impression you'd be quite so disconcerting though, Ben :D Nah don't think I've ever followed anybody home before. Sure I've blagged a few 'back for a smoke' invites, but I know when to call it a loss. Wouldn't do it with people I don't know either. Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: Amir on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:52:44 Trust me, Ben, the guy was nuts. From when I was in my teens there was always Swervin' Mervin who road around on his bike shouting 'YYYOOOOOO!' at everyone, and Dave 'Guinness Book of Records', it seems Chippenham will always be blessed with lunatics of varying degrees. Eddie 'YAH MEAN RASTA', Brad R.I.P. Probably emptying bins in heaven, Melvin Kelvin with his cat skull jacket.
Like I said, my friend who is also Ben seems to have something about him that attracts loons :smile1: Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:54:53 Quote from: "Amir" Melvin Kelvin with his cat skull jacket. He has a jacket made out of cat skulls?! 8)Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: Amir on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 01:56:47 No, no. Just one on each shoulder, or at least that was the plan.
Some people didn't like Kelvin :soapy tit wank: Title: Proper nutter in the pub tonight Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 04:14:16 It was me (not really) 8)
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