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Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 31, 2006, 22:11:26 Been in Baltic Wharf on "team building" shit !
Drove to Northolt and got tube......................sat next to fucking iraqi bomb factory (smelly cunt............should have slotted him !)........... IPOD fucking NANO went dead Was forced to be touchy feely all day with some specky cunt and a lesbian admin manager from the Norwich branch (didnt even find it amusing me calling Dean Ashton a knob jockey !) Refused to let anyone bar me eat th e tiger prawns at lunch stating it was vital that I had at least 40 mg of amino acids a day and that tiger prawns were the richest source. Left at 4 pm after a group hug etc and eventually got on the central line at about 5.15 with the rest of the lunatics. Got to Notholt at 5.55 with a chance of making the game to find ..................... Window on the MG put through.......... had the fascia of the old CD with me so the cunts must have just done it because well..............................they are cunts ! 22.05pm...............just got home. RAC geezer was a Brentford fan.................. I slagged that cunt Allen off all the way home ! Fucking cunts ! I am soooooooooooooo fucked off ! Oh BTW ............................ Fuck off Merson you fucking alchy !....we got the cok and you didnt ! 1-0 end of you cockney cunt ! Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, February 1, 2006, 00:28:42 serves you right for buying an MG
*runs for cover* Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 1, 2006, 02:19:58 Fair shout oxford!
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 02:40:14 and a lack of sympathy from your fellow forumers so i take back that bit about running.
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 03:51:24 I pulled 2women tonight and possibly a dutch girl who proclaimed: "I love English men" oh yes oh yay. The party starts in my pants :D
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 03:52:33 Threesome on the cards?
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 03:55:27 Hmmm probably not, although a single would be an achievement given my current state of affairs :o
I still have that girl off my course to screw :D Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 03:56:29 Fucking hell! Si Pie's got 'em on tap :o
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 03:59:21 Ooooh yeah :D
I fucking love university (and easy dutch women) Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Sade on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 14:47:19 male slag :mrgreen:
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 18:11:45 Why the hell did I post this in here? Drunken posting is fun :|
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 18:19:35 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: piemans already got enough stories to write two autobiographys
Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:19:12 Last night we went to a pub quiz and this girl at the table next to me was blatently chatting me up, despite her boyfriend being sat right next to her! She asked me where I was from and I told her Swindon, and she said 'That's north right'?? :evil:
Needless to say, I had the last laugh! Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Gelbfüßler on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:23:48 Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" Last night we went to a pub quiz and this girl at the table next to me was blatently chatting me up, despite her boyfriend being sat right next to her! She asked me where I was from and I told her Swindon, and she said 'That's north right'?? :evil: Needless to say, I had the last laugh! Yeah everyone seems to think it's up north, either that or in Wales. Bloke who I work with in Germany knows where it is though, he knew the magic roundabout. Title: Fucked Up Day Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:26:28 Most people i know think that as well apart from one girl I know from Lancaster who thinks it's in the South, although most places below Lancaster she classes as South.
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