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Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 22:20:32
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Earlier today, while i was walkin up bassett high street with my mates, some chav who was with his mum (i think), walks past us, but as he walks past he decides to 'try' and shoulder barge me and my mate, but while 'doing so' he made himself look a right twat (the usual i know, but even more of one) because when he went into my mate then me, he was the one that got barged out the way....stupid cunt....but we just carried on walkin and he just shouts out "you fuckin twat"  :D We should have twated the cunt really, but we just carried on walkin and laughin  :)

Any of you had this happen to you before? They act all hard, but then are the ones that come off worse  :D


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 22:22:54
Try going to school.
Happens all the time. As the song goes

"It gives me a tremendous snese of well-being." [Parklife if you don't know]

People hate 6th formers  :twisted: but forget we're bigger (and better) than them!


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 22:27:16
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Try going to school.
Happens all the time. As the song goes

"It gives me a tremendous snese of well-being." [Parklife if you don't know]

People hate 6th formers  :twisted: but forget we're bigger (and better) than them!


Yeah i know mate  :D  Im a sixth former too (year 13) but kids at our school dont try to shoulder barge us, they might shout the odd abuse and then leg it....Little shits arent they. They show no respect towards us what so ever....


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Sade on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 22:38:19
8)  I remember in the summer once, I was down my mates house and us and some other mates were stood outside her house. Some well known chav in our town drove past on his ped thinking he was it, taking his hands off the handles whilst joking about and shouting at us. Next thing we knew he had drove right into the back of a lorry! It was hilarious.


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 22:39:20
Quote from: "sade"
8)  I remember in the summer once, I was down my mates house and us and some other mates were stood outside her house. Some well known chav in our town drove past on his ped thinking he was it, taking his hands off the handles whilst joking about and shouting at us. Next thing we knew he had drove right into the back of a lorry! It was hilarious.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Quality  :D


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Johno on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 22:52:22
little kids beat me up  :cry:


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: yeo on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:16:15
whats a ped?


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Johno on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:24:30
moped.


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Sade on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:27:53
:D  Bless little yeovil.


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: yeo on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:30:48
He did no handed on a moped?


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Sade on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:34:03
Not at the same time I don't think  :?


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: yeo on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:36:06
Quote
taking his hands off the handles


You said hands how dare you lie to me :x


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Whits on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:41:16
do you want me to ban sade YR?


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Sade on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:41:26
:(  I did ne lie. That did not say 'both hands off the handles at once did it' . heh.


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: yeo on Saturday, January 28, 2006, 23:50:34
ahhhh your backing down now trying to worm out of it.

I reckon your making it all up.

Whits ban her!!!!!


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 00:25:26
Last year my mates bike got stolen from outside my other's house. So we began to walk home at 4am, a little worse for wear. About halfway home a group of 4 pikeys were riding bikes really slowly down the middle of the road. Coincidence? I think not. Was just about to say to my mate "that looks like your bike" but he launched himself into a sprint and grabbed the bike back. Got a bit of grief from the pikeys but we scared them off.


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Gethimout on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 02:26:42
I fucking love chav's! They think there it! I get the shoulder bargealthe time in football n i love it, jus go two foot the cunts n they won't be laughing then!

..... im a nice guy really!


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 10:38:28
Quote from: "Gethimout"
I fucking love chav's! They think there it! I get the shoulder bargealthe time in football n i love it, jus go two foot the cunts n they won't be laughing then!

..... im a nice guy really!


Haha, good thinkin. My team are playin today versus Chippenham i think, i cant play though due to injury  :x  The first game/minute of a game i have missed all season as well!!


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:11:12
Quote from: "PHIL!!!!"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Try going to school.
Happens all the time. As the song goes

"It gives me a tremendous snese of well-being." [Parklife if you don't know]

People hate 6th formers  :twisted: but forget we're bigger (and better) than them!


Yeah i know mate  :D  Im a sixth former too (year 13) but kids at our school dont try to shoulder barge us, they might shout the odd abuse and then leg it....Little shits arent they. They show no respect towards us what so ever....

What school do you go to?


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:11:23
Sorry, came out twice


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:36:13
Quote from: "Chris_Swindon_Town_FC"
Quote from: "PHIL!!!!"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Try going to school.
Happens all the time. As the song goes

"It gives me a tremendous snese of well-being." [Parklife if you don't know]

People hate 6th formers  :twisted: but forget we're bigger (and better) than them!


Yeah i know mate  :D  Im a sixth former too (year 13) but kids at our school dont try to shoulder barge us, they might shout the odd abuse and then leg it....Little shits arent they. They show no respect towards us what so ever....

What school do you go to?


Me? Well if you were askin me then i go to Bassett School


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Spud on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:52:18
I feel like ive missed out on some Chav bashing reading this thread!. :cry:

I still havent got those little fuckers back yet for making a big huge skid on my front garden on their Chav ped. :evil:


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: DV on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:56:42
had that once at school, this kid actually turned around to a group of girls and said watch me stand in the way of these 2 year 11s.

so he stood in the middle of the corrider. My mate Chaz drove in his right shoulder, me my left and he fell arse off tit and all the girls laughed at him

Ace  8)


Title: Dumbass Chav....
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, January 29, 2006, 12:59:28
Try driving a Type R, chav magnet.

Little boys in their Nova's drive 2 inches from your bumper.

I normally take them out of town then 'VTEC em'  :twisted: