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Title: who's on?
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:14:41
the big thursday night sesh; so who's about?

i've just arrived home and i'm very annoyed. had a great evening in the pub with my fit flatmate jess, came home then headed out back to town for bounce, the monthly norwich d&b event. ran into becca on the way into town and convinced her to come with me, we tackled the 20 minute walk in the freezing cold only to be told by the bouncer that they stopped letting people in at 1am (we arrived 1.20/30am). what kind of a pussy d&b event prevents entry after 1 for fucks sake!?  :evil:

i'd prepped myself too, so now i'm all excited in my room waiting for my mates to get out of the club

 :|


Title: who's on?
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:16:04
:D


Title: who's on?
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:19:44
game over


Title: who's on?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:19:45
I am, but I think I will go to bed soon - last exam tomorrow morning


Title: who's on?
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:19:51
how did you prep yourself?


Title: who's on?
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:23:01
I bet he's pilled up to the max


Title: who's on?
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 27, 2006, 02:25:04
Probably knocking one out now :D


Title: who's on?
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 27, 2006, 03:08:54
Having a smoke?

Where are you OF?

I want to know what drugs your on!


Title: who's on?
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, January 27, 2006, 03:10:53
Maybe he's taken too many drugs.


Title: who's on?
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 27, 2006, 08:02:51
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Having a smoke?

Where are you OF?

I want to know what drugs your on!
wahey. i've not been to bed yet.


Title: who's on?
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 27, 2006, 08:16:53
i regained a state of consciousness about half an hour ago and woke to find myself on my bed with a fat ugly girl rubbing my hand. i said i needed a walk then ditched her at the shops (possibly considered a little cowardly, but she was fat). i swear i remember her looking fit at some point.


Title: who's on?
Post by: Spud on Friday, January 27, 2006, 08:19:46
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
i regained a state of consciousness about half an hour ago and woke to find myself on my bed with a fat ugly girl rubbing my hand. i said i needed a walk then ditched her at the shops (possibly considered a little cowardly, but she was fat). i swear i remember her looking fit at some point.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ace.


Title: who's on?
Post by: fatbury on Friday, January 27, 2006, 08:23:01
awww poor girl


Title: who's on?
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, January 27, 2006, 08:51:40
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
i regained a state of consciousness about half an hour ago and woke to find myself on my bed with a fat ugly girl rubbing my hand. i said i needed a walk then ditched her at the shops (possibly considered a little cowardly, but she was fat). i swear i remember her looking fit at some point.


Hahaha, you legend.


Title: who's on?
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:04:42
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
i regained a state of consciousness about half an hour ago and woke to find myself on my bed with a fat ugly girl rubbing my hand. i said i needed a walk then ditched her at the shops (possibly considered a little cowardly, but she was fat). i swear i remember her looking fit at some point.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

On your bed you say. Does that mean she knows where you live. Be afraid, be very afraid....

ideas for new ITV TV shows:

1. When beer goes bad.
2. When fat stalkers attack


Title: who's on?
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:13:16
Beer goggles.

The bane of many a man.


Title: who's on?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:27:48
Pil goggles are so much worse :|  :shock:  :\/


Title: who's on?
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:29:27
Explain...


Title: who's on?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:34:48
its love rather than lust. for a few hours anyway. Although the plus side is its fucking hard work to wake the old fella up, so its unlikley he will have shagged her :D


Title: who's on?
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:37:13
Good point re; the old fella, especially when it's cold   :shock:


Title: who's on?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:39:51
Fucking hell Dave we just had a conversation without insulting each other :shock:

This could be the start of a beautiful relationship

you peado cunt

 :wink:


Title: who's on?
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:45:45
You're calling a few sentences a conversation, you webbed fingered spastic?

 :D


Title: who's on?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:59:03
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
You're calling a few sentences a conversation, you webbed fingered spastic?

 :D


The man from devizes calling some one "web fingered" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

and yes, it was a conversation, albeit a short one. cocknose


Title: who's on?
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 27, 2006, 10:04:14
I have absolutely no comeback to that.

Tart.


Title: who's on?
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 27, 2006, 15:51:05
Quote from: "Piemonte"
its love rather than lust. for a few hours anyway. Although the plus side is its fucking hard work to wake the old fella up, so its unlikley he will have shagged her :D
it definitely wasn't love or lust - just confusion really.

in hindsight i'm glad i didn't do the dirty


Title: who's on?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:24:54
You should have got her to suck you off anyway.

A blow job is a blow job :D


Title: who's on?
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:26:24
the opportunity is more or less always going to be there.

but it whether i want to degrade myself/get wankered and shag her. 2nd option i reckon


Title: who's on?
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:28:57
it improves your women : semester ration. Its about numbers at this stage, not quality, OF.


Title: who's on?
Post by: louavo on Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:44:17
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: best post I've ever read. Brought back a few memories too.  :D

OF - I think you need to keep a TEF diary of all your misadventures from now on.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: who's on?
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:58:02
Quote from: "Piemonte"
You should have got her to suck you off anyway.

A blow job is a blow job :D


I'd like to debate that point please.

There is nothing worse than a bad blow job.  It's usually it's one extreme or the other overly aggressive to the point of pain or like sticking your willy in a warm bucket of water.

Especially when it's  someone you've just picked up you can't exactly turn around and say, 'excuse me love Id rather crack one off'.

Well maybe you can if that drunk.