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Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Luci on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 09:58:59 Imagine if all major retailers started making their
own condoms and kept the same tagline... >> >> Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better >> >> Tesco Condoms - every little helps >> >> Nike Condoms - Just do it. >> >> Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. >> >> Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. >> >> KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. >> >> M&Ms Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. >> >> Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. >> >> Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. >> >> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. >> >> Duracell condoms - keep going and going. >> >> Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple >> >> Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop >> >> Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper >> >> Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" >> >> FCUK condoms - no comment required. >> >> Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. >> >> Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work. >> >> Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. >> >> OnDigital condoms - plug and play!!!! >> >> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. >> >> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long >> >> Renault condoms - size really does matter! >> >> Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin >> >> Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! >> >> Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach >> >> Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world >> >> AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service >> >> Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal >> >> Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!) :mrgreen: Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 10:05:54 Didnt expect a post like this from a Lady !!!
You saucy mare! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 10:07:58 McDonalds Condoms - Im Lovin It!
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 13:12:06 Halford for me! I need that extra mile!
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 13:21:27 Cillit Bang condoms - you love that don't you barry!
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Spud on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 16:55:32 Ronseal condoms-it does exactly what it says on the tin :wink:
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 16:55:56 Quote from: "fatbury" You saucy mare! :? Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Luci on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 17:01:42 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Quote from: "fatbury" You saucy mare! :? :run: Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Spud on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 17:19:37 Quote from: "STFCLady" Quote from: "sonicyouth" Quote from: "fatbury" You saucy mare! :? :run: :mrgreen: Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 20:08:20 Why are condoms so expensive?
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: walrus on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 20:48:17 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Why are condoms so expensive? To stop chavs like you getting their leg over..... Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 20:48:41 Quote from: "STFCLady" Quote from: "sonicyouth" Quote from: "fatbury" You saucy mare! :? :run: thats probably a good idea Lady! :soapy tit wank: Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 20:49:30 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Why are condoms so expensive? To stop chavs like you getting their leg over..... Oooh get you. PS Sorry about that drunken gay abuse on Saturday 8) Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 20:56:50 get your arse down the family planning clinic, get loads for free there.
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: walrus on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 21:10:39 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Why are condoms so expensive? To stop chavs like you getting their leg over..... Oooh get you. PS Sorry about that drunken gay abuse on Saturday 8) What drunken gay abuse? :| Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 21:11:14 Why do they call it the family planning clinic, when you are clearly not planning to have a family?
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 21:13:01 You can go there when you're pregnant/if you want help to get pregnant too, nonce.
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: Sade on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 21:13:03 :D Good point village.
Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 21:14:50 Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
:D :wink: Title: Condoms!!!! Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 21:15:08 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" You can go there when you're pregnant/if you want help to get pregnant too, nonce. It was a joke you pleb :DTitle: Condoms!!!! Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, January 25, 2006, 23:58:24 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Why are condoms so expensive? they're free from the clinic!and i once got some in yates', didn't dare use them though |