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Title: Wanking Record
Post by: walrus on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:04:55
Posting on behalf of nozza, what's the most number of wanks you've had in a day?

Alex says:
badminton is not actually as gay as it looks
Alex says:
what is the most times you have wanked in a day?
Alex says:
soapy tit wank
Alex says:
i think I may have broken a record
Pablo says:
soapy tit wank fork off badminton isnt gay!
Pablo says:
erm... 6 i think, 9's the highest ive heard of
Pablo says:
soapy tit wank really?!
Alex says:
yeah
Alex says:
16
Pablo says:
ask on thetownend
Pablo says:
shit impressive  
Pablo says:
wanking cxompetition
Alex says:
nah
Alex says:
i don't know who reads it




So:

1).  Nozza 16

Anymore takers?   :mrgreen:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: walrus on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:09:35
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:11:28
16 in a day?! Is that Humanly possible?  :shock:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: walrus on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:13:01
Quote from: "stfcfan"
16 in a day?! Is that Humanly possible?  :shock:


Exactly.  Nozz should be proud of his achievements.  I'm impressed, I have to say.


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:13:48
Quote from: "nozza"
Fuck off did I say that...liar
:roll:  Won't admit it


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sade on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:14:06
:o


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: walrus on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:15:30
Quote from: "sade"
:o

You're in there Nozza, she wants your chiselled cock!


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:16:55
How much could he make at a sperm bank with 16 deposits a day???


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sade on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:16:58
You little shite walrus  :x


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: walrus on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:18:18
Quote from: "sade"
You little shite walrus  :x


 :shock:   Pure filth...  Nozza likes his girls innocent.

Nozza could be a mini gold mine, pumping away like that.  I could be his manager.  8)


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:20:16
Manager? what would you do -stand there and look pretty whilst he does the deed 'rus?

I've lost my lunch  :dead:  :chunder:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sade on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:21:05
Walrus likes little boys I'm sure. Sicko  :D


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:21:41
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "stfcfan"
16 in a day?! Is that Humanly possible?  :shock:


Exactly.  Nozz should be proud of his achievements.  I'm impressed, I have to say.


It is quite some feat.


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: yeo on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:22:15
hahahahahaha :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: walrus on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:28:12
Walrus you are a liar says:
don't break an ankle running in the dark...actually no please do

I think I upset Nozza!  Stop picking on him.

Hoi Pieman and Sade, this is not supposed to piss-take me, but for the record I love the odd bit of juvenile cock...


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sade on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:32:59
knew it.


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:37:41
Interesting thread :|

I did 7 in a day, had to pull out my pics of Will Young to get me through the last one


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: santini on Monday, January 23, 2006, 17:56:13
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "stfcfan"
16 in a day?! Is that Humanly possible?  :shock:


Exactly.  Nozz should be proud of his achievements.  I'm impressed, I have to say.

With stamina like that when Nozza grows up he could go for the long jump record ...

















 ... 27 hours 16 minutes


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 23, 2006, 18:04:27
Quote from: "nozza"
I prefer to channel my sperm into other males.
 :shock:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 23, 2006, 18:07:17
Quote from: "Ginginho"
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
How much could he make at a sperm bank with 16 deposits a day???


I bet he'll be gutted when he thinks of the money he let slip through his fingers  :mrgreen:


Perhaps it wasn't just money!

I can't even beleive this thread exists. Its not right  :chunder:


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 23, 2006, 18:33:16
16 in a day??? Fucking hell. that's like one every 45 mins for 12 hours. Was it not a bit sore at the end of it?


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, January 23, 2006, 18:33:35
That's impressive, I mean it's difficult to get over 10, really starts to ache after a while, not so much fun but I guess you've just got to work through that if you're going for a record attempt. I never bother counting.

You shouldn't be ashamed though nozza, could get you in the guiness book of records.


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: Maidenhead Red on Monday, January 23, 2006, 18:38:03
My mate reckons he's done 11 in one day but hit "the wall" on the 12th attempt.

He is a QPR fan though

Frekin wanker


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, January 23, 2006, 18:38:23
Quote

That's impressive, I mean it's difficult to get over 10, really starts to ache after a while, not so much fun but I guess you've just got to work through that if you're going for a record attempt. I never bother counting.


Nozza says: No pain no gain my friend


Title: Wanking Record
Post by: DMR on Monday, January 23, 2006, 19:17:48
Once you near double figures, I tend to feel the strain more in my wrist than my dick.