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Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:41:35
I got a bout of man flu and its fucking shit! anyone got any tips on getting rid of this crap!!?   :chunder:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:43:13
lemsip with jack daniels in and mu-cron tablets


Title: Man Flu
Post by: yeo on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:44:10
I dropped a breeze block on my Toe.

It really hurts.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Maidenhead Red on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:44:20
Shit loads of lemsip ( about 4 an hour) not the recommended dosage i know, but you'll feel better!! Failing that, get pissed on brandy. Probably won't help but ,  hey!! :beers:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:45:10
I have a cold. I'm finding it hard to concentrate on revision as a result. Oh well, it's best just to get on with things really.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:45:42
Quote from: "Maidenhead Red"
Shit loads of lemsip ( about 4 an hour) not the recommended dosage i know, but you'll feel better!! Failing that, get pissed on brandy. Probably won't help but ,  hey!! :beers:


fuck me 4grams of paracetamol an hour! thats just asking for a fucked up liver!!!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Maidenhead Red on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 18:51:57
O.K, i've only done it once and it sort of give u the sensation of being a little bit pissed. sort of 4 pints pissed if you know what i mean. anyway, u forget u have man flu!!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:06:33
Vit C.

You can't go wrong.

One cold in two years but that's really only down to having my tongue down an infected girls throught.  

Definitely worth a day of snot though.

This year I stole an old folks flu jab so while the rest of you are being fucked by bird flu I'll be wanking in your lesions


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:12:49
Alka Seltzer plus does the trick for me


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:16:45
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Alka Seltzer plus does the trick for me


Good hangover reliever but for colds?

What does it do?


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:18:23
It has paracetemol and aspirin in. Plus caffeine.

Lemsip is just paracetemol I think?


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:27:23
lemsip is paracetamol, phenylephrine and caffine! :-))(


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:50:21
Sounds like lemsip is good stuff then. And less of the eye-rolling you pussy  :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 19:53:46
No such thing as man flu  :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:04:04
shut it sade! man flu is shit! you wouldnt understand!  :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:08:58
Men get a bloody itchy toe and they moan  :D   Stop ya winging!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:10:12
itchy toe can be quite nasty i'll have you know!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Maidenhead Red on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:14:47
My friend had a bad case of itchy toe. Doctors thought they might have to get the really big itching stick out. But thankfully he pulled through.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:16:30
So is my fist in your face  :x  :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:17:42
I can assure you female flu is worse.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:18:48
Quote from: "sade"
So is my first in your face  :x  :D


Should that read fist, or if not what do you mean!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 20:21:36
:oops:  Fist.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 21:11:54
ok just had a mug of hot milk and the result..... :chunder:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 21:23:03
Quote from: "sade"
:oops:  Fist.
Wahey! :P


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 22:14:57
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "sade"
:oops:  Fist.
Wahey! :P


Pervert.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 22:30:42
I've been feeling a bit run down with a sore throat and a stiff neck last few days, decided that drinking through it is probably the best idea. Alcohol and ibuprofen is a guarenteed way to make you feel better.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 22:55:14
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I've been feeling a bit run down with a sore throat and a stiff neck last few days, decided that drinking through it is probably the best idea. Alcohol and ibuprofen is a guarenteed way to make you feel better.


.....if you want a stomach ulcer  :wink:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 23:54:06
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "sade"
:oops:  Fist.
Wahey! :P


Don't pick on Sade!  :x


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 23:56:13
8)


Title: Man Flu
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 23:57:21
You owe me for that...  8)


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 19, 2006, 23:59:46
You only said it because your the one that picks on me  :x  USER.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:00:22
i'm just grooming you Sade...


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:01:15
Sicko. goodnight  :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:01:59
night sade


Title: Man Flu
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:04:49
Fuck off...


Title: Man Flu
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:26:10
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
lemsip is paracetamol, phenylephrine and caffine! :-))(


you spell phenylephrine right but mis-spell caffeine? you suck at being a nurse!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:38:24
thanks sonic!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:38:51
what did you do when you had your man flu the other week!?


Title: Man Flu
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:40:03
no worries.

i'd recommend a decongestant with pseudoephedrine and some co-codamol. plenty of fluids and rest.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:41:10
co-codamol bungs me up!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, January 20, 2006, 00:41:51
:D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 20, 2006, 09:08:10
I'd suggest a good dose of wallowing in your own self pity  :mrgreen:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, January 20, 2006, 09:27:48
I think decapitation may be the only answer


Title: Man Flu
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 20, 2006, 09:57:18
Dave, have you dumped me for sade?  :cry:   :wink:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Foggy on Friday, January 20, 2006, 10:29:26
Force yourself to watch the Jeremy Kyle show for a few days, that should make you want to return to work pretty sharpish. The vitamin C thing is a load of old shite ,just drink plenty of liquids (water) and take tablets/lemsip as and when required.Nightnurse is excellent if you cant sleep .


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 20, 2006, 10:44:16
I read in a paper that day nurse and night nurse were the best products com to think of it. The review was done by a doctor, so I guess they knew what they were talking about.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Foggy on Friday, January 20, 2006, 12:03:48
I am a doctor


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, January 20, 2006, 13:32:44
ok turns out i have a chest infection and im on amoxycillin! this should sort me out!