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Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 01:30:13
Why do men have nipples? Apperently they are even capable of lactating under severe hormone imbalances, doesn't really answer the question though. I could of course just look it up on google, however asking this forum in the hope that someone is still awake is much more fun.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:03:22
It's because we all start out as females I beleive. The sensible people decide that being a man is more fun and less hassle whereas I don't think women generally do. Although kudos to the female of the species - they give us men something to oggle at!


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:25:13
Well you managed to make that question boring by knowing why. And I waited hours for a responce. Proper Lame


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:36:18
Sorry. I was watching the skiing and sobered up somewhat. Perhaps this, coupled with my success at my rolling practice contributed somewhat to a proper lame answer.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:46:49
oh well

I was supposed to get an early night tonight, not really happened. People keep chatting to me on msn.

Only got 1 and 1/2 cans left though and tesco's don't open for another 2hrs 15mins.

Might have to go on an alcohol search.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:52:03
You could have a shot of lighter fluid to tide you over, although that could mean a waste of a good lighter for the meantime. At least you could use the hob I guess!


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:10:04
hmm.. I've got lot's of lighters. Electric hob so that doesn't help.

Still got 1 can left and a few rollies left. hopefully I can make them last for the 1h50mins till tesco's opens.

Sleep would of course be the more sensible option. but the mad wierd feeling I'm getting from sleep deprevation is the only thing I've really got going at the moment.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:53:42
for licking of course!!! :?


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:54:49
yuk, you lick mens nipples?  Even really hairy ones?


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:56:02
noooo silly ... for girls to lick!!


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:05:16
I feel quite ill... :|


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:05:31
oohhhhhhh I see  :wink:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:06:02
Do you like your nipples licked dave?


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:08:00
I can't say i do, no...


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:40:35
are you saying that just coz fatbury says he does?


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:54:31
Not at all, it just doesn't appeal.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:00:52
is this the bit where i say "they're all yours" Birdy?? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:13:55
:o What an offer


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:20:22
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:23:11
how do I refuse that  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:26:11
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/village1984/jsn.jpg


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:40:50
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:42:39
:soapy tit wank:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 14:40:25
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  

What a strange question,but I can see where your coming from ben!
Nipple cripples hurt.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 14:41:16
Alright Sade, you little bag of girly hormones?

Would you lick Fatbury's nips?


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 14:58:28
No I would'nt you sicko  :D  I'm sure you would, especially if they had treacle on.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:00:33
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

1 - 0 sade


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:03:16
he might but i wouldnt let him! :|


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:04:04
I can't retaliate... she's so young, weak and stupid it wouldn't be fair.


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:04:58
Can you hear Blackcurrant sing? nooooo nooooo  :D


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:05:48
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I can't retaliate... she's so young, weak and stupid it wouldn't be fair.


Yeah and you can Go eat shit  :evil:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:13:15
Sorry Dave Sade is doing really well in her lessons on attitude from me  :D


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:17:33
8)  Theres nothing wrong with being a feisty bitch is there birdy!?



(although in real life I am a softie  :oops: )


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:23:52
It's in real life that i'll tie your hood over your head and give wou a wedgie then... 8)


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:31:22
Quote from: "sade"
8)  Theres nothing wrong with being a feisty bitch is there birdy!?



(although in real life I am a softie  :oops: )


My lessons aren't workin as well as first thought!!  never reveal a weakness sade!!


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:42:54
:D  OOooopsy!


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:50:45
p.s I ain't no bitch  :wink:


Title: A most puzzling question...
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 15:52:12
:D  I know.