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Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:29:59
Firstly he is called Village - as in only gay in the Village. This suggests he is after the cock.
Then he takes a jovial quote and turns it into a serious one.
He searches for my photo on an internet forum.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:31:56
I can't deny it Simon, your uber-camp persona has turned me :gay:


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:32:44
What!! I thought you fancied me village. Do our late all-nighter Knightmare efforts mean nothing to you?


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:33:21
I'm just a late night ho 8)


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:37:39
Sorry village "little miss mischief" on msn is after my cock (i like to think so anyway). Ben you're quite welcome to him  :o


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:40:06
I don't like being handed round like a piece of meat :x

Actually, i love it


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:42:30
This girl is like putty in my hands. Mu ha ha ha ha ha. I can't wait til I next see her!  :D


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:43:34
You'll make a right mess of her! Silly putty all over the show


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:44:45
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
hey chick pea! hows ur essay going???
Simon says:
not too bad only a section to go really although my idea of drinking at 9.30 probably wasnt a good one
Simon says:
u gonna go to lectures 2moro?
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
Oh Si!!! naughty!!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
 
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
yup im going to both of them!!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
are you huny?
Simon says:
yeah i will be there
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
im even getting up at 6 to start revsion for the day!!
Simon says:
 
Simon says:
that's crazy talk
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
oh cool! havent seen you in a while!!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
i have ti
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
to
Simon says:
yeah i was thinking the same - havent seen you since before xmas
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
i will be too scared to sleep
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
yeah!! ages ago
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
it would be good to check that you are still alive!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
 
Simon says:
cheers (i think)  
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
 !!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
it would be good to check and see that all you boys are still alive havent seen anyone
Simon says:
that sounds quite pervy soapy tit wank
Simon says:
btw i am quite tipsy so don't take no notice of my ramblings  
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
  you are soo funny!!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
pervy huh!! sounds good!
Simon says:
sounds good to me also  
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
cheeky!!
Simon says:
well you know me  
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
mm looks like im getting to know a different side of you!!
Little Miss Mischief...!! says:
this one i havent seen before!!


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:47:22
Mmmmmm, feel that putty


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:50:05
Mmmm I've cocked it up. There's a fine line between smoothness and and being blatant and I feel I leaped across that line shortly after I posted that convo. She isn't replying now either  :|


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:50:59
mmmm.. putty


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:51:42
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Mmmm I've cocked it up. There's a fine line between smoothness and and being blatant and I feel I leaped across that line shortly after I posted that convo. She isn't replying now either  :|


what did you say?


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:53:15
I will post it later when I've sorted it all out  :|


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 00:56:29
If it was
"I'm posting our whole conversation on an internet forum"
then that was probably a mistake.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 01:00:12
Quote from: "flammableBen"
If it was
"I'm posting our whole conversation on an internet forum"
then that was probably a mistake.
:grin:


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 03:59:40
Arf. No it wasn't that although that would probably be more entertaining and less of a screw up  :mrgreen:  :|


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:26:27
Go on, I'm bored. You might as well 'fess up to your error


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:46:59
Ok on reflection it wasn't so bad, not even mildly. If she's still interested after my drunken chit chat I know she wants me  8)

Quote
you were very entertaining...!!


I hope this is a good thing  :o


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:49:57
On a side note (and a very scary one) I found this in our chat history:

Quote from: "Pieman the pleb"
i almost forgot how good alcohol was


Never will I resort to such almost blasphemy again


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:12:47
ace. So were you basically being a drama queen? For fucks sake. I alway go for the philosophy that if she's up for it then she'll forgive most stupid stuff you say, but if she's not then she'll find an excuse anyway.

Of course if you start taking advice on birds from me then you are being pretty fucking stupid.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:19:31
I basically went into a drunken ramble which made me sound desperate (oh yes, oh yay, I really am). I'm not proud of this moment and feel too embarassed to post this, even in the name of entertainment  :oops:


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:27:45
You're embarassed about a drunken desperate rambling?? wouldn't worry about that. Everybody wakes up in the morning dreading what they've said to on msn / texted people. It's a normal occurance.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:30:39
Oh I'm not worried, just don't want to share  :wink:

On a lighter note I'm learning to roll


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:33:31
it's all about rolling. I just wish I had some weed. Stuck on tobacco at the moment. Had deceptively more than I thought I did though which is nice.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:39:11
I'm getting pretty good actually which is nice. Although I do seem to misjudge the amounts to put in the skin which isn't good. At least this roll wasn't  too fat and loose like the last  :?


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:41:50
Stuff like putting the right amount in is just practice and experience. Aslong as you get the basic technique down then the rest will come.

My technique is crap though. got a really bad way of rolling, works ok though.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:43:51
I find that instead of rolling the paper over the mix straight away, folding the paper slightly back toward you (a few millimetre) and then continuing to roll forward works a treat  :D

I'm a retard and can't do it the other way


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:46:06
I can't really explain what I do, but it has mixed results. what's your excuse for staying up all night? just got nothing to do tomorrow?


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:58:09
No I have an essay to hand in tomorrow so just finishing it off before I catch a few zzzzzs


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 06:10:18
Anyway it mostly seems to be done now, the finishing touches can be applied when I wake up. Good night (or morning)!


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 06:15:41
oh yeah, I remember you saying about the essay. Nearly finished? Thought you were gonna have it done by midnight? I always work out I can probably easily type 50 words a min so should finish a 2000 word essay in less than an hour. Always forget about the thinking part.

mmm... nearly breakfast time.


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:53:40
:shock:  Village, I am gonna tell your mum tut tut  :wink:


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:10:38
She's well aware darling :fag:


Title: I think Village fancies me
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 10:22:29
It all fits into place now  :wink: