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those of you who mentioned it in sonics thread a while ago, anyone still fancy it?

yeah, why not.

Can I be your phone a friend?  8)

Yeah. Where is it?

Sure... what are you good at? :D

Not much! Not films or curling though  :mrgreen:

You'd have been first choice for any curling questions too...
 :?
Hmmmm, i'll just use you for travel then...  :nod:

I'll join in the fun

yeah sure but I honestly think whits is the man for travel rather than me as he has more first hand experience

i've not forgotten about this but been busy with stuff. i'm also supremely skint but should manage to make an appearance.

if anyone fancies sorting it out, please do because i'm useless.

i'm good for films and music.

I'm good for sport and a bit of general knowlege.

Me, Sonic, Blackcurrant, Village and stfcfan then, send us a PM to confirm and once you're all in I'll get it booked.

Just booked it gents, only 5 quid a head  8)

What time is it?

A bargain if ever i saw one. Nice work.

Not sure  8)

Place going if you want it.

depends what time it is, when do you need to know by I might be playing footbally, but I dont know....

No rush at all

Cool, I'll let you know as soon as....

The original thread......

http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8875

Well done Dave. let us know what time it kicks off.

7pm for 7.30

Ace, i'm there

Edit: Not literally, i am not actually at the venue at the moment, but i will be on Thursday night 8)

i'm in

 Could kick off anytime....I'm bringing a bus load of old boys, at least one of whom once went to Southend for a holiday.

If Reg is actually going we're stuffed (unless he wants to join our team- *hint hint*).

This is probably an obvious question, but this is taking place in the Winners Lounge, isn't it?

I'm not playing footy tomorrow so I'll be there... 8)

VD, wanna give me a lift so i can get beered up?

If you so wish....but isnt it easier for everyone bar me if you walk?

and of course I dont know where you live

 Got to be somewhere in the Arkells....although on the pitch under lights would be fun.

It's easier for you if i walk, yes.

It'd be like the Elton Concert all over again, only this time in Mid-Winter. Ace idea though 8)

 You could have a Krypton Factor type thing....whereby... teams have shots from the half way line and a relay race from the top of the Arkells to the top of the Nationwide.

so bloody walk then fatty.... :D

we've got Blackcurrant on our team, we're doomed in this event.... :cry:

I like the sound of that, although we've got too many fatties on our team :D

One of these days i'm going to stab you in the eye with something nasty, Daniel...

i'm fatter than davey b. so there

Im working if you get stuck text me I'll look it up on the internet :D

Regs team will definately win  :D

Blackcurrant, I'll pick you up if you want  8)

I hope I booked 6 places not 5 now VD's coming  :?

Yeah, that'll be great. I can get to somewhere convenient...

Do you want a lift there?

Check your PM DB

if you're offering, i can't afford to drink though :oops:

Yeah, i'm offering. I'll pick you up at 6.30pm

Meeting at 7 then?

Pre-quiz tactics to be decided  8)

Already decided.......cheating :D

I'm just getting bladdered and praying for some divine inspiration...

 :nod: Club shop?

okay mate cheers  8)

is there defo a space for me than mr. russell?

7 outside the winners then?

Where is the winners entrance?  :oops:

Round the back of the Arkells

Sorted. See you outside at 7 then!

A good show lads.  Thanks for my lift there and back DMR/STFCfan.

We'll do 'em next time... 8)

Just like to say - nice to meet  sonic, stfc village, dave russell, dv85, dave blcakcurrant et al tonight, think you guys just pipped us, although I think the whole thing was a fix, we went from 3rd top to 3rd bottom in the space of 2 rounds!!!!!!

good night - a lot of fun, would defo do it again?

what was it that somebody bladder found in 1985? Crinkle crunch mcvities?   :wink:

Roll on March 23rd!  

Nice to see the kids behind L&P.  If you were half as bright as us guys, it might be a success... :wink:

kids? haha funny guy, most of us being older than you and clearly cleverer, if it hadn't been for sonic, obviousl carrying you through the whole experience db.  :P

:x  :D

your just a one man wonder you lot. Bring on march 23rd. We'll open up a can of whoop arse on you guys  :D

I believe that the L&P crew drew with the TE team??? At least in my alcohol bathed memory???

fuck off did we! we got about 15 points more than you

i feel strangely drunk. it must be the drugs.

I think not, Sonic. We will get the adjudicator in for the next one and watch your ass, boy...

 :D

I can't remember how much the TE boys got, but I know we felt we were under scored by at least 5 points.

Mind you, given the spastic that was reading out the questions and his slightly dodgy looking porn addicted side kick, it's clearly possible that the whole thing was a farce!!  :soapy tit wank:

Which BP singer...?

What country does Nolberto Suuuurlainoo play for...?

 :D  :D  :D  is that the british petroleum guy? Or the British (nationalist) Party guy?

Or hang on, wait a minute, actually I think I meant to say POP.

Still got the fucker wrong tho. Pricks we are I tell ya  :beers:

I spent 5 minutes trying to think of people with fuel related names... all that effort for nothing! :x

We hit a spark, only for the whole thing to go up in flames when we realised what a turd burger the PA guy was  :(  :(

I don't think the bloke in the Everton shirt was too happy... then again, neither would i be if i was an Everton fan (or looked like the moody cunt)

actually turd burger is far too nice. The bloke was clearly devoid of any reasonable intelligence and clearly displayed signals of gay tendancies especially of the interracial kind, preferring big black ones that his porn addicted side kick could capture on camera for future internet release.

oops

I'm off to bed now before I say anything else that I may clearly regret in the morning.

nite Louie...

What the fuck happened last night?  I know I was there, but it simply seems to have slipped my mind.

Stop spinning room, you bastard.

You boys got whupped. And we both went to the toilet a lot (although not always together).

I must have had a little bit too much to drink, so I apologise now if I hugged people too much last night.

I am sat looking at my PC at work, caught in a delicate balance between not moving, or moving at incredible pace to the toilet.

if I wasn't trying so hard to spell words right now, they would all come out like this:


Hope youo all havd fun last nighbti

Top night, gutted my combo of me 3 journos and two college lecturers stumble to mid table mediocraty, I'd pay to hear that guy say agincourt again!  There was definately something in the beer, I was pissing like a greyhound.

I feel surprisingly refreshed, all things considered...

Eye witness accounts seem to suggest I was drunk last night, that certainly explains a lot.

And while I don't remember too much it would seem (apart from the first 3 rounds of questions), I do remember frequent visits to the toilet.  One of which happened just as a new round of questions was starting, and when I returned I decided to give up answering I think.

I also remember heckling the quiz master quite a bit.

You bastard.

8)  i'll be flagging later, mark my words!

ah man a pub quiz. Why didnt anyone tell me. I would have got my band of merry men out :(

We rule at quiz. Once we finished 7th

DB, have to say I loved your completely paranoid reaction when (I think) louavo came over and introduced himself and asked who everyone was.

Oh, and Rob T I also feel a lot better than I usually do in the mornings. Tho that's mainly because due to being half-cut, I just flopped into bed when I got home instead of trying to stay up half the night doing stuff. Thought that might annoy you.

I would like to point out that I am not hungover.  Still drunk.

Can't even remember if I introduced myself to the TEF gang, but I did remember you being there, so that's a start.

People keep asking me if I am ok.  Damn this moral obligation to attend work if drunk or hungover, why can't I just be at home in bed.  But then I wouldn't be on here havinga good chin wag with you all, so I suppose there is an upside.

Onto the next coffee I go.

Ah yes... i didnt really know what to do! :?

The best bit was the raffle when no-one knew the VIP tickets were there. That bloke chose the 'mens fitness kit' instead!  :soapy tit wank:

drinking coffee will mean the whole world will fall out of your bum in about an hour. Just a warning like.

That worried me, that men's fitness kit. I'm pretty sure one of the items illustrated on the front was a self-colonic irrigation device

t'was a good night

Before the next one i'm going to legally change a male giraffes name to Peter Crouch though....

500 laps in the indy 500...d'oh :oops:

Aye, that's the plan.  I'm drinking water at the same time to ensure I don't dry out like a prune.

9.38am - arrival at work (a little bit late)
11.07am - my first work related task was started.
11.11am - work related task abandoned

Onion_Jimbo wrote
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To be fair Jimbo, drinking copious amounts of lager and guiness is enough to do that without coffee!

you don't remember attacking me then rob?

I remember having loads of correct answers dismissed by you lot, cunts

Victoria... Henman... Hummingbird...

...i put all of those down except victoria, which you mentioned in passing but didn't tell me to write it.

:oops:

Think I spoke too soon - just spilled half a cup of coffee in my keyboard by falling asleep at my desk. Ooops.

You were on top form last night Mr Davies  :D

Shit, what did I do? I'm worried now.  :shock:

Just like to say that I feel ok mainly due to the fact that I had no work to go to today :P

Serves you all right for feeling shit, told you detox was the only way to go.

I remember every one of your pints last night Mr T.

We all love the beanacre - goatacre story, please tell us again, go on you know it's only been the 9 times so far.

It looked to me like Paul D was eyeing up Dave Russell in a proactively gay way.

Beer does funny things to people it seems.  :beers:

Thoroughly enjoyable night, great entertainment and was good to put a few more usernames to faces

Twas a good nite. We did better than expected. Good to meet DV, and the loud and proud crew.

Run run run gillingham team name made me smile, the natural world section was hard as was the 1983 round. Well done to DMR for guessing some of the answers!

Well done to blackcurrent puttin his charms to work at the bar ladys to get three answers in the film round :D  

Shock of the night was that Louavo (I think) saying him and his mrs post under the same name  :shock:

Tis true. Good to meet you guys at last.

Must admit we missed smeeton, lou was gutted.

 :shock: i had completely forgotten that... :oops: